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happy humpday - breakfast - bowl slurping

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ubejinxed, Feb 18, 2004.

  1. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    well heeeellloooo there


    well ok so i was driving to work today with cereal bowl in hand (and people wonder why women are bad drivers) and finishing up breakfast making sure to slurp down the extra milk and wondered if this was a common practice. then also what you people have for breakfast.

    so if i have a bowl of anything with a broth or milk i make sure to get the super favored stuff at the end, and maybe i'm alone in this and just ultra hungry or remember those starving people my parents told me about, but i'm thinking there are other slurpers out there.

    oh also i know this is odd, but does anyone else microwave their cold cereal?

    breakfast rules....
     
  2. j

    j Guest

    <-- former bowl-slurper
     
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Wow, I have never heard of microwaving cold cereal. I'm not sure I'd try it either, there's something about warm milk ( I know that sounds weird ) I don't like. Are you saying you eat cereal in the car on the way to work? I just imagine this scene where the police man walks up to the fender bender and there's milk and cereal everywhere.

    :lol:
     
  4. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Former slurper. I had really bad stomach issues about 3 years ago, and since then I've limited my milk intake drastically. I use soy milk now anyway, but I still don't slurp.
     
  5. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

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    j


    so are you reformed or now put everything in a cup?

    and what caused this drastic change in routine, did you last bowl cause you detriment?

    the people want to know
     
  6. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

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    just to clarify i DO NOT slurp in the presence of others
     
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    I just finished my bowl of Cheerios.

    And no slurping.

    Sorry to disappoint.
     
  8. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

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    i like my cereal soggy and warm, the crunchy stuff hurts my dentures. i microwave in the winter.. hot cereal


    and yes i eat my cereal in the car, at stop lights, on the way to work.
     
  9. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

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    i too had cheerios this morning, mixed with great grains (end of the box) and i slurped... in the car... i admit it.

    was it honey nut cheerios though? that sugary milk is fab. i do recommend
     
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    wow...I guess ube doesn't drive like me. if I tried eating a bowl of cereal with milk in it....it'd be everywhere.

    I had a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios this morning topped off with fresh Black Berries. After I was done...I gulped the milk down...sans slurping.
     
  11. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Nope. Plain ol' Cheerios.

    I finished my box of beloved Oh's yesterday.
     
  12. Slurping is an absolute necessity. Even if there's others present, I try to find a distraction that will divert their attention from my slobness.

    I have this bowl that has a built-in straw on the side, it fucking rocks everyone in the face.

    Microwaving cereal? No.
     
  13. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Aren't you pretty young? Did you eat alot of candy as a kid or something? My dad's wife is maybe 34 or something, she has a $40k set of teeth in her mouth. They don't come out. When she was a kid her and her brothers and sisters used to chew sugar cane.... and now she's got perfect teeth.
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    ube knows whats up poop man...its all about the Honey Nut.
     
  15. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Hahah, you have a sippy bowl like my little brother and sister.:lick:
     
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