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Hangover Cures

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Are2, Feb 19, 2002.

  1. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    ohGeez

    bacardi dark, knob creek, and woodbridge?!

    i really outdid myself this weekend..or actually, just friday night.
    i got so drunk i was completely out of commission for the rest of the weekend...i was throwing up everything..first that nasty yellow bile stuff, then a mysterious gooey brown ooze..i think it may have been my stomach..lol

    so i got to thinking, all these drunks in one place, one of them must know a better hangover cure than the one i tried to use saturday morning..water, continuously thrown up for 4 hours, later some powerade (the store didn't have gatorade) followed by some juicy nuggets in the bong, coca-cola, and 48 hours with nick nolte and eddie murphy.

    definitely not good enough..i ended up at another party on saturday, pissed off and uncomfortable, and got in soemone's face..very unusual for me..

    so, gimme some good cures or i gotta quit..
    and don't bother with telling me to drink lots of watwer before i pass out, because i was way beyond that and into the realm of lying in the gutter
     
  2. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!

    i get wicked hangovers even with the smallest amount of alcohol so i am always looking for new shit to amke myslef feel better. they just came out with an alkaselzter for hangovers! the normal stuff was already good for hangovers (or at least politely flavoured my vomit), now it is even better.


    ways to not get a hangover after drinking too much.... ingest ridiculous amounts of water afterwards. honey will return your suger levels to normal and help stop the shakes and crackers will fix your stomach.
     
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    huge cheeseburger fries coke

    or my favorite, and still most reliable- bunch '0 water and 3 asprin BEFORE going to bed.

    of course the more trashed you are the harder it is to remember to do this.
     
  4. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    yep...but if you do.

    i try to drink a big glass of water (if i can keep it down), and take some advil...dont take any aspirin or ibuprofin products with alcohol! thats a pretty stupid thing to do as both are stomach irritants and can also cause ulcers with a lot of alcohol in your belly...take some bufferin or advil or something lighter.

    eating helps, go to dunkin donuts and grub down on a couple donuts and a chocolate milk, the milk will coat the stomach a little too.

    worst case, if you feel like puking, do it. if you fall asleep feeling dizzy and spinning around in the room youll not only have really fucked up dreams, but the next day will be like what last night SHOULD HAVE BEEN. just choke yourself and get the liquor devil out of your system, youll feel better in a second!
     
  5. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    sometimes a waste of a drink is NOT getting close to that situation that are2 said...haha its hard to explain but if you dont go all out, dont go at all!
     
  6. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    word..it is always best to get to the source of the problem before it gets out of control..but sometimes, this doesn't happen, for a variety of reasons..

    it was bad on friday..i don't remember coming home, or getting in bed..no dizziness, i just passed out, unconcious..then 6 hours later, i woke up half a second after my stomach decided to eject

    ..i like that honey thing though..i had the shakes.. ...bad!!!

    and as far as getting that fucked up goes..part of being an alcoholic is pushing my limits.. j/k

    but when i drink, i drink liquor..so, if i drink it too fast, i just want more and more until next thing i know, i'm falling through someone's fence and smashing empty fourty bottles in their kitchen

    oops, i did it again

    i didn't even know how drunk i was until i was in the gutter
     
  7. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    what sucks is when you wake up still a little drunk and as the day goes on you get more and more hungover.

    the alkaselzters are very good. A friend of mine had this pill that your supposed to take 30 minutes before you drink and it redices the hangover...he said the shit works but he drinks like a pussy.

    massive amounts of water is a good one for me, and just sleep the next day and lots of it.
     
  8. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    did you have the shakes and were really really sweaty? i remember one time i was on the toilet at a party for a few hours because i couldnt move due to the shaking sweaty condition i was in...that involved a little cannibis after a large quantity of alcohol...its just the body trying to get the toxins out any way it can...unfortunetely all the ways are fucking horrible! i wish the body just had a release mechanism that didnt involve shooting it through the skin or out where stuff should be going in...i spent 2 hours on the toilet at a friends house with girls yelling at me to get out because they had to pee, then it was a couple hours against the house dry heaving, and my final resting spot was another toilet at another friends house where i apparently got it all out of my system and had a great nights sleep!

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  9. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    oh hell yes!

    sweating bullets..you can SMELL the liquor coming out of you!!
    i always take several showers when i get like that..it helps sober you up a bit.

    i fell asleep in the tub that morning..i'm prolly lucky i didn't drown

    and of course with the cannabis..that always hurts me when i'm drunk..but i can't say no!! :)
     
  10. patrickjilbert

    patrickjilbert Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2001 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
    MY DARE OFFICER SAYS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN CURE A HANGOVER IS TIME, YOU DRUNKEN SLOBS!

    http://www.monroesheriffny.org/Dare.jpg'>


    [no offense, just a joke here kids...]
     
  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    you DO NOT EVER mix beer and weed. EVER!! or you spend 2 hours in 30degree weather curled up on some metal stairs puking while trying to spit game at the one girl who feels sorry for you. and then she lets you sleep in the back of her car and your too stoned to figure out how to open the door when you got to vomit more so you just chew it back.

    trust me thats how it always goes down.
     
  12. mosluggo

    mosluggo Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2001 Messages: 3,609 Likes Received: 131
    I drink water before bed till I think I'm gonna puke. But if you don't want a hangover, drink something besides beer and shots. Screwdriver are good but the acid's bad for your stomach if you drink too many-Vodka&7's, captain/coke......Or just slam 2 beers when you wake up and you'll feel better.
     
  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    FIRST OF ALL.....START PUKING

    SHOVE THAT FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT.....
    drink lots of water....excedrine
    and a swift kick to the ass always helped me....
     
  14. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    try not drinking so much plain and simple. an if getting that drunk is fun to you? you've got a problem. problem solved case closed next up?
     
  15. Are2

    Are2 Guest

    i never said it wasn't a problem
    drinking so much is an adventure
     
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