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haiku... so cal style boi.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by zorak, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. zorak

    zorak 12oz Member

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    haiku... so cal style boi.

    Discussion started by zorak - Oct 23, 2002

    so the l.a. thread got me started on what a geyhomo i am. i like haiku form:

    hot stream of water
    from the radiator core.
    this looks expensive.

    discarded coin shines
    from a spot on the pavement
    in the parking lot.

    talk about nothing
    from those people over there.
    i must be sleeping.

    so mine aren't so much funny as they are stupid, here are some good ones from over the interweb:

    These chairs keep breaking
    Perhaps I should hit you with
    Something more solid

    Tire tread on my back
    I could really use some help
    Please stop laughing, guys

    I tell you, these pills
    Have no effect on my mind
    But smell those colors

    (for El Mamerro)
    It's Sunday morning
    I don't want to go to church
    Let's drink beer instead

    That cop is watching
    But doesn't recognize us
    Just act casual

    Three days with no sleep
    Did you just see that? The road
    Was undulating

    I get your point, but
    My arm doesn't bend that way
    Let's not make a scene

    that seems like enough.
     
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  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    --zeSto-- - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    can I get the first
    or might pistol grab the gold
    second place by now
     
  3. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Guest

    duh-rye-won - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    my ice be blingin
    peep my illmaitc rims yo
    pimpin aint easy
     
  4. juggernaut

    juggernaut 12oz Member

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    juggernaut - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    good as it is true.

    infidelity?
    hardly. went to one strip club.
    latina girlfriend...
    :rolleyes:

    my nine to five job
    declaring war on my life
    you win this round, pal.

    OI with the sctapler!
    flying metal projectiles
    that shit aint kosher
     
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  5. footsoldier

    footsoldier 12oz Senior Member

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    footsoldier - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    a dryer explodes
    but still the kids are alright
    monkey knife fight mate


    paint paint paint paint paint
    paint paint paint paint paint paint paint
    paint paint paint paint pains

    i call the second one "kung fu karate chope"
     
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  6. zorak

    zorak 12oz Member

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    zorak - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    there are some talented writers on here...

    fat girl in tube top
    you have got to be kidding.
    you should cover up.

    flashlight in my face
    what seems to be the problem?
    hurry, hide that shit.
     
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  7. spec

    spec Guest

    spec - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    I hear glik0 has some nice poetry...
     
  8. zorak

    zorak 12oz Member

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    zorak - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    a couple more cause i suck...

    out of food again.
    have to get up off my ass
    and go to the store.

    that motherfucker.
    if i find out it was him
    his bitch ass is dead.

    pink lighters are gey
    so why do i always get
    stuck with the pink one?

    and in the same lighter theme:

    green lighters are dope
    because they are green like weed.
    light it up brother.
     
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  9. itsoktosmile

    itsoktosmile New Jack

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    itsoktosmile - Replied Oct 23, 2002

    crazy
     
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    socal dagger New Jack

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    staring at a screen,
    I wonder if there is more.
    the internet sucks.
     
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  11. dELiSs

    dELiSs 12oz Elite Member

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    dELiSs - Replied Oct 24, 2002

    ha....ox..is funny
     
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  12. vinyl junkie

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    vinyl junkie - Replied Oct 24, 2002

    fifth time from rehab
    and you just look hotter... damn...
    i just don’t get it...

    hearing you cry all
    about yourself makes you that
    much more attractive...

    you said you’d buy me
    gas or beer, but now i’m out
    of gas and not drunk...

    packing sucks. all my
    shit stored away, but i don’t
    know when i’ll unpack...

    wish i understood
    what you’re saying. for all i
    know you’re talking shit...

    sleep was an option,
    but that was so long ago...
    what the fuck happened?

    if i paid
    could we fuck? really,
    i’ll pay you...

    just thought i'd point out
    i'm from nor cal not so cal...
    but who really cares?
     
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  13. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie 12oz Elite Member

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    vinyl junkie - Replied Oct 24, 2002

    i'm so bored
    i'm contemplating
    suicide...
     
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    effyoo 12oz Elite Member

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    effyoo - Replied Oct 24, 2002

    5,7,5
    not 3,5,3

    (but thats the funniest one)
     
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    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

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    WALE!pd - Replied Oct 24, 2002

    gay
     
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