zorak Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 so the l.a. thread got me started on what a geyhomo i am. i like haiku form: hot stream of water from the radiator core. this looks expensive. discarded coin shines from a spot on the pavement in the parking lot. talk about nothing from those people over there. i must be sleeping. so mine aren't so much funny as they are stupid, here are some good ones from over the interweb: These chairs keep breaking Perhaps I should hit you with Something more solid Tire tread on my back I could really use some help Please stop laughing, guys I tell you, these pills Have no effect on my mind But smell those colors (for El Mamerro) It's Sunday morning I don't want to go to church Let's drink beer instead That cop is watching But doesn't recognize us Just act casual Three days with no sleep Did you just see that? The road Was undulating I get your point, but My arm doesn't bend that way Let's not make a scene that seems like enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 can I get the first or might pistol grab the gold second place by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 my ice be blingin peep my illmaitc rims yo pimpin aint easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 Originally posted by zorak hot stream of water from the radiator core. this looks expensive. good as it is true. infidelity? hardly. went to one strip club. latina girlfriend... :rolleyes: my nine to five job declaring war on my life you win this round, pal. OI with the sctapler! flying metal projectiles that shit aint kosher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 a dryer explodes but still the kids are alright monkey knife fight mate paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint pains i call the second one "kung fu karate chope" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted October 23, 2002 Author Share Posted October 23, 2002 there are some talented writers on here... fat girl in tube top you have got to be kidding. you should cover up. flashlight in my face what seems to be the problem? hurry, hide that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 I hear glik0 has some nice poetry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted October 24, 2002 Author Share Posted October 24, 2002 a couple more cause i suck... out of food again. have to get up off my ass and go to the store. that motherfucker. if i find out it was him his bitch ass is dead. pink lighters are gey so why do i always get stuck with the pink one? and in the same lighter theme: green lighters are dope because they are green like weed. light it up brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsoktosmile Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socal dagger Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 staring at a screen, I wonder if there is more. the internet sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 ha....ox..is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 fifth time from rehab and you just look hotter... damn... i just don’t get it... hearing you cry all about yourself makes you that much more attractive... you said you’d buy me gas or beer, but now i’m out of gas and not drunk... packing sucks. all my shit stored away, but i don’t know when i’ll unpack... wish i understood what you’re saying. for all i know you’re talking shit... sleep was an option, but that was so long ago... what the fuck happened? if i paid could we fuck? really, i’ll pay you... just thought i'd point out i'm from nor cal not so cal... but who really cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 i'm so bored i'm contemplating suicide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie if i paid could we fuck? really, i’ll pay you... 5,7,5 not 3,5,3 (but thats the funniest one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 this is my new favorite time killer... besides cigarettes... faking happiness is a whole lot easier when you're not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by effyoo 5,7,5 not 3,5,3 (but thats the funniest one) 3 5 3 is also haiku i do believe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 not mine obviously: ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall. ninety nine bottles of beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 thought your signature was haiku also my friend but I was wrong. Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 i don't "get" poetry, it sounds gay to me, and i'm the master of the alphabet, the one and only mr. abc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 nightowls know.... but, what, you ask? if you have to ask you'll never learn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by effyoo thought your signature was haiku also my friend but I was wrong. Shit. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... :lol: hahahaha this is the best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 can sum wun define what a haiku is to me again, i remember learning it back in the early years of high school, but i cant remember now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Originally posted by effyoo 5,7,5 5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 3 5 3 werks too dammit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 3,5,3, no way thats not what they taught in school ha, vinyl junkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 well dammit i remember that werking, ho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 The dictionary says that haiku is 5, 7, 5, take that beeyotch :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 fuck you... fuck you twice... i hope you fucking die... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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