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haiku... so cal style boi.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by zorak, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    so the l.a. thread got me started on what a geyhomo i am. i like haiku form:

    hot stream of water
    from the radiator core.
    this looks expensive.

    discarded coin shines
    from a spot on the pavement
    in the parking lot.

    talk about nothing
    from those people over there.
    i must be sleeping.

    so mine aren't so much funny as they are stupid, here are some good ones from over the interweb:

    These chairs keep breaking
    Perhaps I should hit you with
    Something more solid

    Tire tread on my back
    I could really use some help
    Please stop laughing, guys

    I tell you, these pills
    Have no effect on my mind
    But smell those colors

    (for El Mamerro)
    It's Sunday morning
    I don't want to go to church
    Let's drink beer instead

    That cop is watching
    But doesn't recognize us
    Just act casual

    Three days with no sleep
    Did you just see that? The road
    Was undulating

    I get your point, but
    My arm doesn't bend that way
    Let's not make a scene

    that seems like enough.
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    can I get the first
    or might pistol grab the gold
    second place by now
  3. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Guest

    my ice be blingin
    peep my illmaitc rims yo
    pimpin aint easy
  4. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    good as it is true.

    hardly. went to one strip club.
    latina girlfriend...

    my nine to five job
    declaring war on my life
    you win this round, pal.

    OI with the sctapler!
    flying metal projectiles
    that shit aint kosher
  5. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    a dryer explodes
    but still the kids are alright
    monkey knife fight mate

    paint paint paint paint paint
    paint paint paint paint paint paint paint
    paint paint paint paint pains

    i call the second one "kung fu karate chope"
  6. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    there are some talented writers on here...

    fat girl in tube top
    you have got to be kidding.
    you should cover up.

    flashlight in my face
    what seems to be the problem?
    hurry, hide that shit.
  7. spec

    spec Guest

    I hear glik0 has some nice poetry...
  8. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    a couple more cause i suck...

    out of food again.
    have to get up off my ass
    and go to the store.

    that motherfucker.
    if i find out it was him
    his bitch ass is dead.

    pink lighters are gey
    so why do i always get
    stuck with the pink one?

    and in the same lighter theme:

    green lighters are dope
    because they are green like weed.
    light it up brother.
  9. itsoktosmile

    itsoktosmile New Jack

    Joined: Oct 23, 2002 Messages: 9 Likes Received: 0
  10. socal dagger

    socal dagger New Jack

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
    staring at a screen,
    I wonder if there is more.
    the internet sucks.
  11. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    ha....ox..is funny
  12. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    fifth time from rehab
    and you just look hotter... damn...
    i just don’t get it...

    hearing you cry all
    about yourself makes you that
    much more attractive...

    you said you’d buy me
    gas or beer, but now i’m out
    of gas and not drunk...

    packing sucks. all my
    shit stored away, but i don’t
    know when i’ll unpack...

    wish i understood
    what you’re saying. for all i
    know you’re talking shit...

    sleep was an option,
    but that was so long ago...
    what the fuck happened?

    if i paid
    could we fuck? really,
    i’ll pay you...

    just thought i'd point out
    i'm from nor cal not so cal...
    but who really cares?
  13. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i'm so bored
    i'm contemplating
  14. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    not 3,5,3

    (but thats the funniest one)
  15. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364