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hahaha funny ass joke!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by st.nick, Aug 10, 2001.

  1. st.nick

    st.nick 12oz Member

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    hahaha funny ass joke!!!

    Discussion started by st.nick - Aug 10, 2001

    Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says
    "Mom, why has granny got a shrimp between her legs?"
    "Don't be silly, granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs" his mother replies.
    But little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts.
    With this his mother grabs Johnny by the hand and says "Ok, I have had enough of your foolishness.Show me!

    " With that, Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothson. Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between granny's legs.

    "Look I told you so" he shouts "See a little shrimp!"
    His mother calmly decides she had better explain.
    "Ok Johnny, I know it looks abit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris".

    "That's funny" retorts Johnny "It tastes like shrimp
     
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  2. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    usually I stop right there.
    This time I didn't.
    I wish that I had.
     
  3. Klypse

    Klypse 12oz Elite Member

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    Klypse - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    I really wish I hadn't read that
     
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  4. OGBforMumia

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    OGBforMumia - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    its official st. nick has lost his privalege to speak...
     
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  5. curious george

    curious george 12oz Senior Member

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    curious george - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    that's fuckin sick.
     
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    TOY - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    was that a punch line, " thats not a shrimp, thats a clitoris"? you get no laughing from me. it was a dumb joke anyway.
     
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  7. st.nick

    st.nick 12oz Member

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    st.nick - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    keep reading after that part
     
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  8. Klypse

    Klypse 12oz Elite Member

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    Klypse - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    either way it was disgusting, I think !!BLUR!! 's posts have had an effect on you. An what kind of mother does this poor child have!

    [This message has been edited by Klypse (edited 08-10-2001).]
     
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    tmf0 - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    o shit!!!!!!
     
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    Trend - Replied Aug 10, 2001

    ahahahah, that shit is mad funny
     
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