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hahaha funny ass joke!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by st.nick, Aug 10, 2001.

  1. st.nick

    st.nick Member

    Joined: Dec 26, 2000 Messages: 672 Likes Received: 1
    Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says
    "Mom, why has granny got a shrimp between her legs?"
    "Don't be silly, granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs" his mother replies.
    But little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts.
    With this his mother grabs Johnny by the hand and says "Ok, I have had enough of your foolishness.Show me!

    " With that, Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothson. Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between granny's legs.

    "Look I told you so" he shouts "See a little shrimp!"
    His mother calmly decides she had better explain.
    "Ok Johnny, I know it looks abit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris".

    "That's funny" retorts Johnny "It tastes like shrimp
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    usually I stop right there.
    This time I didn't.
    I wish that I had.
     
  3. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    I really wish I hadn't read that
     
  4. OGBforMumia

    OGBforMumia Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 710 Likes Received: 0
    its official st. nick has lost his privalege to speak...
     
  5. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2
  6. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    was that a punch line, " thats not a shrimp, thats a clitoris"? you get no laughing from me. it was a dumb joke anyway.
     
  7. st.nick

    st.nick Member

    Joined: Dec 26, 2000 Messages: 672 Likes Received: 1
    keep reading after that part
     
  8. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    either way it was disgusting, I think !!BLUR!! 's posts have had an effect on you. An what kind of mother does this poor child have!

    [This message has been edited by Klypse (edited 08-10-2001).]
     
  9. tmf0

    tmf0 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 29, 2001 Messages: 7 Likes Received: 0
    o shit!!!!!!
     
  10. Trend

    Trend Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 611 Likes Received: 0
    ahahahah, that shit is mad funny
     
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