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i went to get some lubes, and these two broads were already there looking at em, so i'm right nest to em, checking out what will satisfy my needs and i guess they freaked out cause they went and hid behgind the dildos somewhere.

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you know...last week i was talking with my girl about porn. and i said that itd be pretty awesome to make a porn along the lines of "the fast and the furious". with people racing for blowjobs. or winner has to fuck the loser. or something. i dont know. it seemed pretty funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

low and behold, we ended up at the porn store later that night (we're still the only couple i've ever seen in this place......weird.) and of course i spotted a porno based around "the fast and the furious".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fuckers always steal my ideas.

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i saw they had one based off of the matrix. looked scary though. i think intangible fame was looking at it. or maybe it was another kid we were with, i forget.

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Originally posted by some pittsburgh flavor

lickety split 2

gag factor 4

buttman and rocko go to toronto

the cockateer

 

 

interestingly enough, one of the stars in The Cockateer is "T.T. Boy"

awwww shit, money knows about gag factor?! hahahahaha. you ever watch that shit? dudes fuckin VIOLATE women superhard in those flicks....i cant beat to that, its that bad, i just laugh...theres this one in GF5 where this nerdy ass dude, scrawniest ive ever see-is beating off all hardcore when this chick thats so deisel, she would even fuck hacksaw jim duggen up,she comes comes over, says " you think thats a workout? ill show you a workout" she then commences on picking up said geek, and benchpressing him. everytime she brings him down, she starts sucking his dick....bwuahahahaha, its so fuckin hilarious. they call it gag factor because these guys fuck the shiiiiiiiiiit out of these girls faces...harder than youve ever tapped it regularly, these guys give it to em in the gullet. its great. i give it TWO THUMBS UP! :lol:

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last time i was in a porn store i got kicked out with in 30 seconds for being too drunk... and the person i was with worked there...

 

however, once we got kicked out we just went next door to the "massage palor" and hung out with whores... we sat in the back with whoever wasn't "massaging" at the time and watched "very bad things" (which i found hilarious and ironic)

we were there for a couple hours and the girls went trough nearly two tubs of anti-viral wipes...

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

awwww shit, money knows about gag factor?! hahahahaha. you ever watch that shit? dudes fuckin VIOLATE women superhard in those flicks....i cant beat to that, its that bad, i just laugh...theres this one in GF5 where this nerdy ass dude, scrawniest ive ever see-is beating off all hardcore when this chick thats so deisel, she would even fuck hacksaw jim duggen up,she comes comes over, says " you think thats a workout? ill show you a workout" she then commences on picking up said geek, and benchpressing him. everytime she brings him down, she starts sucking his dick....bwuahahahaha, its so fuckin hilarious. they call it gag factor because these guys fuck the shiiiiiiiiiit out of these girls faces...harder than youve ever tapped it regularly, these guys give it to em in the gullet. its great. i give it TWO THUMBS UP! :lol:

 

I've seen that shit. It's pretty extreme. Dudes just jamming cox down some poor girls' mouth and they sometimes puke. It's crazy. Definitely some fetish shit. I wondered what kind of girls would sign up for that shit. Pure violation.

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