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haha MY HOMIE DELIVERED HIS OWN BABY

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. willy.wonka

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    haha MY HOMIE DELIVERED HIS OWN BABY

    Discussion started by willy.wonka - Nov 22, 2004

    my homie just called me.. he's been at the hospital all day and this last call was him telling me that he delivered his baby.


    i congradulated him and then he told me that there was nobody around..

    nobody around?

    he tells me that they were in the waiting room and the head popped out. he told his babe, "dont push." she said that she wasnt.. he pushed the emergency button and yelled "the baby is comin out!"

    seconds after, he said the baby just kinda flushed out into his hands.


    doctors were in shock and the nurses were on his jock

    amazing story for monday night
     
  2. InDY_500

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    InDY_500 - Replied Nov 22, 2004

    Hell nah, thats crazy.. Tell him congrats.... Very nice...
     
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  3. why write?

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    why write? - Replied Nov 22, 2004

    nicee...i always wondered if that really happened, congrats to him
     
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    crave - Replied Nov 22, 2004

    damn, not too many guys can say they delivered their own baby.

    that's fucking awesome. buy that man a drink!
     
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  5. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Nov 22, 2004

    its true.. i could hear the nurses talking about it in the background and callin him doctor
     
  6. oneeightyone

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    oneeightyone - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    Get him a 16oz t-bone, a nice cold beer and a motherfucking ottoman. that's gangsta..

    oh and the mother too, she deserves soemthing for delivering that hurts a bit more.
     
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    fatalist - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    congrats....on your friends new baby..if its a true story ^:huh2:^
     
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    hahah.. naaah. ;)
     
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    hail - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    congrats to your friend .. his wife is lucky seems she had an easy time giving birth ..
     
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    it just slid out? is his girl's nickname "magic mountain" by any chance?
     
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  11. villain

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    villain - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    I was delivered by my father. On palm fronds no less.
     
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    »§ÜGÅR« - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    that's kinda scary... but awesome that he delivered his own baby.

    :)
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    plop
     
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    InnerCityRebel - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    that is crazy..congrats to your homie and his lady..
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Nov 23, 2004

    it's amazing to me that babies come out of vaginas. i prefer not to think about it.

    congrats to your homies for making a new person.
     
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