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haha MY HOMIE DELIVERED HIS OWN BABY

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    my homie just called me.. he's been at the hospital all day and this last call was him telling me that he delivered his baby.


    i congradulated him and then he told me that there was nobody around..

    nobody around?

    he tells me that they were in the waiting room and the head popped out. he told his babe, "dont push." she said that she wasnt.. he pushed the emergency button and yelled "the baby is comin out!"

    seconds after, he said the baby just kinda flushed out into his hands.


    doctors were in shock and the nurses were on his jock

    amazing story for monday night
     
  2. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    Hell nah, thats crazy.. Tell him congrats.... Very nice...
     
  3. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    nicee...i always wondered if that really happened, congrats to him
     
  4. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    damn, not too many guys can say they delivered their own baby.

    that's fucking awesome. buy that man a drink!
     
  5. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    its true.. i could hear the nurses talking about it in the background and callin him doctor
     
  6. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    Get him a 16oz t-bone, a nice cold beer and a motherfucking ottoman. that's gangsta..

    oh and the mother too, she deserves soemthing for delivering that hurts a bit more.
     
  7. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    congrats....on your friends new baby..if its a true story ^:huh2:^
     
  8. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

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    hahah.. naaah. ;)
     
  9. hail

    hail Junior Member

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    congrats to your friend .. his wife is lucky seems she had an easy time giving birth ..
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    it just slid out? is his girl's nickname "magic mountain" by any chance?
     
  11. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I was delivered by my father. On palm fronds no less.
     
  12. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

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    that's kinda scary... but awesome that he delivered his own baby.

    :)
     
  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  14. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

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    that is crazy..congrats to your homie and his lady..
     
  15. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    it's amazing to me that babies come out of vaginas. i prefer not to think about it.

    congrats to your homies for making a new person.
     
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