Guest willy.wonka Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 my homie just called me.. he's been at the hospital all day and this last call was him telling me that he delivered his baby. i congradulated him and then he told me that there was nobody around.. nobody around? he tells me that they were in the waiting room and the head popped out. he told his babe, "dont push." she said that she wasnt.. he pushed the emergency button and yelled "the baby is comin out!" seconds after, he said the baby just kinda flushed out into his hands. doctors were in shock and the nurses were on his jock amazing story for monday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Hell nah, thats crazy.. Tell him congrats.... Very nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 nicee...i always wondered if that really happened, congrats to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 damn, not too many guys can say they delivered their own baby. that's fucking awesome. buy that man a drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 its true.. i could hear the nurses talking about it in the background and callin him doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Get him a 16oz t-bone, a nice cold beer and a motherfucking ottoman. that's gangsta.. oh and the mother too, she deserves soemthing for delivering that hurts a bit more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 congrats....on your friends new baby..if its a true story ^:huh2:^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Originally posted by oneeightyone@Nov 23 2004, 12:00 AM oh and the mother too, she deserves soemthing for delivering that hurts a bit more. Quoted post hahah.. naaah. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hail Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 congrats to your friend .. his wife is lucky seems she had an easy time giving birth .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 it just slid out? is his girl's nickname "magic mountain" by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 I was delivered by my father. On palm fronds no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 that's kinda scary... but awesome that he delivered his own baby. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 plop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 that is crazy..congrats to your homie and his lady.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 it's amazing to me that babies come out of vaginas. i prefer not to think about it. congrats to your homies for making a new person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEAK NIGGUH Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 LIKE I CARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 boy or girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 That must have been a huge shock......Congrats to your friend:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Originally posted by iquit@Nov 23 2004, 01:21 PM it's amazing to me that babies come out of vaginas Quoted post haha i found myself thinking the same. congrats to your mate and his mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BACON BITS ONER Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 OMG ewwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 yes, congratulate him on standing there with his hands out, for sure that was the hard part..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Word the other night on Family Bonds, they straight up showed the baby coming out of ol' girls gaping twat. Wasn't expecting that shit on a tv show series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 what an awesome story. congratulations to your homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 thats a nice story to hang over the child some day. but in all seriousness it's pretty neat. haha i held a friends leg up with a nurse on the other side when she gave birth and it was an experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 how loose is your goose.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Originally posted by alure@Nov 23 2004, 05:19 PM how loose is your goose.. Quoted post :yuck: and while i was eating cereal.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 dude, could you imagine the looks on guy's face when the baby was comming out :unhappy2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 fuck yeah, congrats to your boy and her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 There is nothin worse then the stuff thats comes out AFTER the baby.... :yuck: :yuck: booo to vaginal discharge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokejuda Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 thats wild... my grandfather was delivered on a trolly. i dont sapose any doctors where there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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