Dick Quickwood Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 the other day i felt a sudden, intense itch. i thought it was a bit of a corn chip or something. earlier i was taking a bath, and in the process of a thorough body scrub, i instantly knew what it was. Hemorrhoids are abnormally swollen veins in the rectum and anus. They are much like varicose veins you might see on a person's legs. When bulging hemorrhoidal veins are irritated, they cause surrounding membranes to swell, burn, itch, become very painful, and bleed. Hemorrhoids are caused by too much pressure in the rectum, forcing blood to stretch and bulge the walls of the veins, sometimes rupturing them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Hæmorrhoids If you were in Japan they would pay you to let a chick gnaw it off while you were punching her in the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 My condolences go to ARCEL's asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 it might be from situations where i hold my breath for longer than normal, and sitting in this chair for hours, not necessarily in that order. wait, usually in that order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Well..... Let's see some pictures!! hahaha.. I won;t be back in this thread again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 NO PICTURES KTHX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 yeah, i was going to say, this isn't picture thread material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Is that when you get that weird thing in your butthole that looks like a big, pink pearl? I've always heard about them but never really bothered to find out what they were.. I just know a few years ago my butthole was acting a fool and I discovered a weird pink knot up there. It only lasted about 4 days but it had me seriously worried. And I know what you're all thinking: "How do you know it looked like a big, pink pearl knot?" I looked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 i get them sometimes, they suck. especially when u have to whipe your ass after taking a shit. it feels like a warhead (the candy) was placed on ur starfish..... OUUUCHHHHH i think i said too much 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 yeah....yeah you did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 The lifestyle of being sitted all day long is responsible. Your best bet is to exercise alot and stay away from spicy food and red wine. It was starting to become a problem for me but after i started training again this last year it dissapeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 wtf? half of channel zero deals with hemaroid problems? I guess its just a matter of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Aug 30 2005, 01:07 PM i thought it was a bit of a corn chip or something. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 WHAT A BUMMER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 dang, sweet, nite,,,not really though, i have never had to deal with this situation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 You take bath's? I stopped doing that when I was like 2... I don't understand washing yourself with dirty skin water, that just came off your body.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 SOMEBODY FUCKING APPRECIATE MY JOKE ALREADY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by slave_one@Aug 29 2005, 11:51 PM NO PICTURES KTHX Quoted post Hahaha. Yeah, and capslock, that was mildly funny.... I'll give it a 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 room mate has em. lay off spicy foods, take warm baths and relax. clean off the blood from the toilet seat as courtesy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 WELL I DIDNT SAY IT WAS GENIUS, JUST A LITTLE BLOODY APPRECIATION OVER HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookiemonster Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 :five-o: :haha: :five-o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 my dad got a haemorrhoid no wait that's a hernia, he has a hernia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I thought they were born with both parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Yikes. That would suck. I got a pimple on top of the crack of my ass last week and whenever I sat down one of the cheeks would make it itch like a mother fucker. Im a big Italian hair ball, summer make me sweat like a bitch. .ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I laughed at it TURBOCAPSLOK. Also I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 WORD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 dude, gross... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 mental note* Don't go back in the hemmorhoid thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 cut back on the anal sex and you'll be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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