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Haemorrhoids

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dick Quickwood, Aug 30, 2005.

  1. Dick Quickwood

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    Haemorrhoids

    Discussion started by Dick Quickwood - Aug 30, 2005

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  2. Biggus Dickus

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    Biggus Dickus - Replied Aug 30, 2005

    Hæmorrhoids


    If you were in Japan they would pay you to let a chick gnaw it off while you were punching her in the throat.
     
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    My condolences go to ARCEL's asshole.
     
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  4. Dick Quickwood

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    it might be from situations where i hold my breath for longer than normal, and sitting in this chair for hours, not necessarily in that order. wait, usually in that order.
     
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    ...... :(
     
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    ClueTwo - Replied Aug 30, 2005

    Well.....

    Let's see some pictures!! hahaha..

    I won;t be back in this thread again..
     
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    NO PICTURES KTHX
     
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    yeah, i was going to say, this isn't picture thread material
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Aug 30, 2005

    Is that when you get that weird thing in your butthole that looks like a big, pink pearl? I've always heard about them but never really bothered to find out what they were.. I just know a few years ago my butthole was acting a fool and I discovered a weird pink knot up there. It only lasted about 4 days but it had me seriously worried.

    And I know what you're all thinking: "How do you know it looked like a big, pink pearl knot?"

    I looked.
     
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    i get them sometimes, they suck. especially when u have to whipe
    your ass after taking a shit. it feels like a warhead (the candy) was
    placed on ur starfish..... OUUUCHHHHH


    i think i said too much
     
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    yeah....yeah you did
     
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  12. imported_Tesseract - Replied Aug 30, 2005

    The lifestyle of being sitted all day long is responsible. Your best bet is to exercise alot and stay away from spicy food and red wine.
    It was starting to become a problem for me but after i started training again this last year it dissapeared.
     
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    wtf? half of channel zero deals with hemaroid problems?

    I guess its just a matter of time.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    TURBOCAPSLOK - Replied Aug 30, 2005

    WHAT A BUMMER!
     
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