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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dick Quickwood, Aug 30, 2005.

  1. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  2. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1

    If you were in Japan they would pay you to let a chick gnaw it off while you were punching her in the throat.
  3. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 130
    My condolences go to ARCEL's asshole.
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    it might be from situations where i hold my breath for longer than normal, and sitting in this chair for hours, not necessarily in that order. wait, usually in that order.
  5. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
  6. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123

    Let's see some pictures!! hahaha..

    I won;t be back in this thread again..
  7. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    yeah, i was going to say, this isn't picture thread material
  9. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    Is that when you get that weird thing in your butthole that looks like a big, pink pearl? I've always heard about them but never really bothered to find out what they were.. I just know a few years ago my butthole was acting a fool and I discovered a weird pink knot up there. It only lasted about 4 days but it had me seriously worried.

    And I know what you're all thinking: "How do you know it looked like a big, pink pearl knot?"

    I looked.
  10. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    i get them sometimes, they suck. especially when u have to whipe
    your ass after taking a shit. it feels like a warhead (the candy) was
    placed on ur starfish..... OUUUCHHHHH

    i think i said too much
    mosluggo and Jackson like this.
  11. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    yeah....yeah you did
  12. The lifestyle of being sitted all day long is responsible. Your best bet is to exercise alot and stay away from spicy food and red wine.
    It was starting to become a problem for me but after i started training again this last year it dissapeared.
  13. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    wtf? half of channel zero deals with hemaroid problems?

    I guess its just a matter of time.
  14. meateater

    meateater Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 8
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

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