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HA HA!>>>SO THERE!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ms.Bombastic, Jan 17, 2002.

  1. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic 12oz Member

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    HA HA!>>>SO THERE!

    Discussion started by Ms.Bombastic - Jan 17, 2002

    I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee.
    I can justify,
    any shopping spree.

    Don't go to a barber,
    But a beauty salon.
    I can get a massage,
    Without a hard on.

    I can balance my checkbook,
    I can pump my own gas.
    Can talk to my friends,
    About the size of my ass.

    My beauty's a masterpiece,
    And yes it takes long.
    At least I can admit,
    Whenever I'm wrong.

    I don't drive in circles,
    At any cost.
    And I don't have a problem,
    Admitting I'm lost.

    I never forget,
    An important date.
    You just gotta deal with it,
    I'm usually late.

    I don't watch movies ,
    With lots of gore.
    Don't need instant replay,
    To remember the score.

    I won't lose my hair,
    I don't get jock itch.
    And just cause I'm assertive,
    Don't call me a bitch!

    Don't say to your friends,
    Oh yeah, I can get her.
    In your dreams, my dear,
    I can do better!

    Flowers are okay,
    But jewelry is best.
    Would you look at my face,
    And not at my chest!

    I don't have a problem,
    With expressing my feelings.
    I know when you're lying,
    You look at the ceiling.

    Don't call me a girl,
    A babe or a chick.
    I am a WOMAN,
    Get it, you prick?!
     
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  2. tue skinny

    tue skinny 12oz Elite Member

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    tue skinny - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    http://alt.superstation.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i1/james_avery.jpg'>
    sweet dude.
     
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  3. seppuku

    seppuku 12oz Member

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    seppuku - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    what a bunch of bullshit
    there is such a thing as female pattern baldness
     
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  4. MESTHREE

    MESTHREE Dirty Dozen Crew

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    MESTHREE - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    ahh shit.....too easy.. fr8oh, seeking?? I know you guys gotta have something to say here hahahahaha
     
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  5. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic 12oz Veteran Member

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    fr8oholic - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    this is a stretch for me...
     
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  6. seppuku

    seppuku 12oz Member

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    seppuku - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    all this feminist shit is making me sick. just today my friend showed me some packet his psych teacher gave out, it says a bunch of shit how women are always right, they never make mistakes, they are 69 times better than men, and all kinds of other retarded shit. cant ya report that sexist shit to the school board or something? bleh.
     
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  7. Iris

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    Iris - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    i wish i could pee standing up. technically i can but it is not pretty.

    my cousina nd i used to pee together. like we'd scoot over so we could pee at the same time. we also shared gum. just some random info i feel like sharing because no one who SAID they'd call me tonight did. and that means YOU, LUKE!
     
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  8. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic 12oz Member

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    Ms.Bombastic - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    I figured you fools would have a hay day with this one...

    I wasn't meaning for it to be feminist...I just thought it was funny....
     
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  9. Iris

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    Iris - Replied Jan 17, 2002


    we are geneticaly superior. we have a half more gene than you all. plus nothing on me grows when i'm aroused.


    one day men will become obsolete and used for nothing more than sperm production geneticaly alter to only produce females. we really don't need more than a couple of you to further the species and we could skip al the macho bullshit and war caused by testosterone. so POW!
     
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  10. seppuku

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    seppuku - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    *fart*
     
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  11. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic 12oz Veteran Member

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    fr8oholic - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    el mammero had it right...

     
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    455 - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    you are:crazy: and:confused: .
     
  13. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic 12oz Member

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    BAM!...That's my girl Iris..give 'em hell!
     
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  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    That shit's almost as good as Princess Superstar. ALMOST.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jan 17, 2002

    http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8759.jpg'>
    "i have the best hair"
     
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