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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ms.Bombastic, Jan 17, 2002.

  1. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee.
    I can justify,
    any shopping spree.

    Don't go to a barber,
    But a beauty salon.
    I can get a massage,
    Without a hard on.

    I can balance my checkbook,
    I can pump my own gas.
    Can talk to my friends,
    About the size of my ass.

    My beauty's a masterpiece,
    And yes it takes long.
    At least I can admit,
    Whenever I'm wrong.

    I don't drive in circles,
    At any cost.
    And I don't have a problem,
    Admitting I'm lost.

    I never forget,
    An important date.
    You just gotta deal with it,
    I'm usually late.

    I don't watch movies ,
    With lots of gore.
    Don't need instant replay,
    To remember the score.

    I won't lose my hair,
    I don't get jock itch.
    And just cause I'm assertive,
    Don't call me a bitch!

    Don't say to your friends,
    Oh yeah, I can get her.
    In your dreams, my dear,
    I can do better!

    Flowers are okay,
    But jewelry is best.
    Would you look at my face,
    And not at my chest!

    I don't have a problem,
    With expressing my feelings.
    I know when you're lying,
    You look at the ceiling.

    Don't call me a girl,
    A babe or a chick.
    I am a WOMAN,
    Get it, you prick?!
     
  2. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    http://alt.superstation.com/TBS/Images/Dynamic/i1/james_avery.jpg'>
    sweet dude.
     
  3. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    what a bunch of bullshit
    there is such a thing as female pattern baldness
     
  4. MESTHREE

    MESTHREE Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 2,902 Likes Received: 35
    ahh shit.....too easy.. fr8oh, seeking?? I know you guys gotta have something to say here hahahahaha
     
  5. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    this is a stretch for me...
     
  6. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    all this feminist shit is making me sick. just today my friend showed me some packet his psych teacher gave out, it says a bunch of shit how women are always right, they never make mistakes, they are 69 times better than men, and all kinds of other retarded shit. cant ya report that sexist shit to the school board or something? bleh.
     
  7. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    i wish i could pee standing up. technically i can but it is not pretty.

    my cousina nd i used to pee together. like we'd scoot over so we could pee at the same time. we also shared gum. just some random info i feel like sharing because no one who SAID they'd call me tonight did. and that means YOU, LUKE!
     
  8. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    I figured you fools would have a hay day with this one...

    I wasn't meaning for it to be feminist...I just thought it was funny....
     
  9. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1

    we are geneticaly superior. we have a half more gene than you all. plus nothing on me grows when i'm aroused.


    one day men will become obsolete and used for nothing more than sperm production geneticaly alter to only produce females. we really don't need more than a couple of you to further the species and we could skip al the macho bullshit and war caused by testosterone. so POW!
     
  10. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    *fart*
     
  11. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    el mammero had it right...

     
  12. 455

    455 Guest

    you are:crazy: and:confused: .
     
  13. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0

    BAM!...That's my girl Iris..give 'em hell!
     
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    That shit's almost as good as Princess Superstar. ALMOST.
     
  15. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8759.jpg'>
    "i have the best hair"
     
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