shameless self promotion Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 DATE RAPE DRUG TARGETS MALES (URP) - Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to keep alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to convince their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach: After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are stung for their life's worth in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently men are easier victims for this scam after "beer" is administered and have previously been sexually approached. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly-affected, like-minded guys. For the nearest such support group near you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages. haha..i loved this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 but if your ugly and never get some and your desperate. go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 ugly women. . . .why did god have to make em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Originally posted by regulator ugly women. . . .why did god have to make em? so the pretty ones would have people to look better than... and to work for the dmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 I thought this was for real for like the first few sentences. Then I clued in. I'm smart...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fratboy. Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 http://www.ihurtnow.com/bro.jpg'> bitches think its funny, until THEY pass out. dumb sluts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Damn frat boy whats with biting Uncle Phil...Viva la Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 i wouldnt mind if shakira drugged my drink and tried to rape me.....shit id drug my own drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 4, 2002 Author Share Posted February 4, 2002 Originally posted by Smart so the pretty ones would have people to look better than... and to work for the dmv WOW you notice that shit too? Jesus the bitches at the dmv are just mean and ugly and have this im god attitude!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fratboy. Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Originally posted by Hue Jass Damn frat boy whats with biting Uncle Phil...Viva la Phil http://www.ihurtnow.com/bro.jpg'> damn hue, whats with you suckin dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 you obviously werent here for the revolution. alot of peple were sucking . and alot were biting. ouch. leave it at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 On the heels of the revolution you come and bite Phil's style? Poor dudes got enought to go though...sucking dick no, just pointing out the facts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fratboy. Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Originally posted by Hue Jass On the heels of the revolution you come and bite Phil's style? Poor dudes got enought to go though...sucking dick no, just pointing out the facts... http://www.ihurtnow.com/bro.jpg'> who gives a fuck you fagass dipshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/gothtroopers/507-ts-992911108280.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 we dont need to see your face in every post.. you should look into retirement like cooterman. and uncle phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 damn it feels good to be straight edge, drunk chics try to get up on my shit though. just cuz i'm so damn sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 That is probably the best thing I will read today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 A woman wanted to surprise her husband so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. When her husband got home from work, he found his wife spread eagle on the floor with the panties on. 'You want some of this?' she asked. The husband replied 'Hell no! Look what it did to your underwear!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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