Giving Tree Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)* who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday" fuck that. i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT.. fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic. fuck what ya heard. giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Well.. what if the girl who's willing to share everything with you for the rest of your life and won't cheat you also wants to do crystal meth and have sex for a week straight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Well.. what if the girl who's willing to share everything with you for the rest of your life and won't cheat you also wants to do crystal meth and have sex for a week straight? This sounds just like my girl. She's fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter This sounds just like my girl. She's fantastic. I'll trade you a 2-foot plastic Christmas tree for her. It's a nice tree and you can't hang things off your girlfriend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 not to belittle your views above ... however i find a conflict. your words sound good here .. but the location under your profile dosent sound quite as nice as the above statement. i am in a similar position ... i dont care for mens dreams of how women should act ... strange as it may sound to most people ... look at the quotes used above ... sounds like lines from a bad porno. maybe seeing women do that shit in the movies makes us think that is real and quest for it. i know my ideal lady looks wise is airbrushed as fuck cuz thats the view i got from porn rags when i was growing up. oh well i am just one man that dosent fit in with the rest ... no sweat off my balls ... and my view really helps when in a relationship. chicks dig a new and unusual approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by 26SidedCube and you can't hang things off your girlfriend... Want to bet? She's a real freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Giving Tree i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT.. yep. agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 This is why role playing is fun. Everyone has their real and fantasy sides, I think its fun to explore them with someone you love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Word Life is like a bare canvas......throw some gesso on it, stretch it, then toss some crazy globs of thick colorful paint on it, then do it all over again, and again. Just don't take it literally and coat your body in gesso cause it's really hard for your skin to breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 "i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.." I don't know about this man. I like a bird to know what she wants, fuck that "I'm a virgin" bullshit. Virgins are too much work, ya you feel special for about 12 mintues till you get the "When are we getting married." Shit, I haven't fucked with a virgin since highschool, when I realized A) The sex isn't very good B) They get attached like a mother fucker and C) The personality of a virgin is generally lacking to some degree or she would have been pounced on already. Fuck that, give me a real broad that I can sip 40's and smoke blunts with, maybe not in the double digit numbers, but well over the virgin status marker. Word to that! Milton (Only 21 and over let another n***a mold 'er) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Milton maybe not in the double digit numbers, but well over the virgin status marker. Word to that! Psuedopedophilism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Giving Tree ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)* who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday" fuck that. i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT.. fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic. fuck what ya heard. giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980 awww the hopeless romantic awwwwwww. yea, I feel ya bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Giving Tree ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)* who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday" fuck that. i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT.. fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic. fuck what ya heard. giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980 awe!! thats so awesome. fuck a slut. i hate them. i also hate homewreckers. they can fuck themselves too. devilush - always a nice girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 sheh, yeah, whatevs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 so where would you find this mystical girl that isn't a whore? ya wouldn't :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity so where would you find this mystical girl that isn't a whore? ya wouldn't :o i'm not a whore and he found me. fuck whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by RubbeRBand sheh, yeah, whatevs i'm not sure if you were typing this in response to my post.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR the perfect girl for me: beautiful face- something i could stare at all day extremely intelligent cute smile good laugh big B to small C boobs (shape is more important than size) nice tight thick thighs big butt nice eyes would be a plus ambitious opinionated but willing to listen to different opinions funny out going responsible caring honest affectionate down for me like i would be for her big dreams/goals/hopes wants kids one day doesnt smoke doesnt drink to much easy to converse with out spoken her own style freaky but classy some cool hobbies/interests unique personality/person shuddup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Devilush i'm not sure if you were typing this in response to my post.... pssssh sheh, whatever ......talk a lot. no, Devil, this was in response to the First Post. Posted by, "in your girlfriends ass" I think. Don't get me wrong I think sluts are weak, but I respect a guy for being up front and honest about their dick dick sexuality, why not a girl? huh? Is it cuz girls should be left at home on the comforter so as not to get too slutty outside, or is it because you need a girl that's easy to dominate? what what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 maybe he just wants a nice girl :huh?: everyone has different preferences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by RubbeRBand pssssh sheh, whatever ......talk a lot. no, Devil, this was in response to the First Post. Posted by, "in your girlfriends ass" I think. Don't get me wrong I think sluts are weak, but I respect a guy for being up front and honest about their dick dick sexuality, why not a girl? huh? Is it cuz girls should be left at home on the comforter so as not to get too slutty outside, or is it because you need a girl that's easy to dominate? what what? ah i see. maybe he does want a nice girl. no domination. no "a woman belongs in the kitchen" sorta shit. plain and simple. sure i'm not a slut by any means, but please believe i'm not an easy bitch to be in a relationship with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 I didn't mean double digits with regards to age, I meant with regards to sexial partners... I believe the perfect situation for me would be to have several women, or one with several personalities because a perfect woman would be: Beautiful: Face is important, good shape is important etc. Intelligent: As intelligent or more so than myself. Cultured: She has to have an appreciation for art, good films, good music, &c. A bird that can fit in as well at the opera as she can at the swap meet. Well Read: I hate talking to people that seem as though books are a foreign idea to them, "well I read in cosmo..." etc. No offense, I read maxim too, but when you're entire world view comes from it, its taking it too far. Loyal: 'Nuff said. Fasionable: With a mean shoe game... Ghetto: Every girl should have a hood rat side. If she knows how to throw a punch is good too. Open Minded: A girl that respects other opinions ideas, but has her own. (Tease is right on this one) And most importantly a girl that can drive a stick. WORD TO THAT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 i dunno about any of you, but i kinda make it a point not to have an ideal worked out in my head. i have a feeling that if i had an ideal, i would either perpetually be dissappointed or unhappy because who i was with wasn't perfect. fuck that, nobody's perfect. everyone's a little bit crazy, and everyone's a little bit ugly. i just take it like it comes. when stepping, step up on the scale, finding someone who fits you better. unless you're just fucking around, then all moves are fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Giving Tree ok, after reading the "what you wish a girl would say to you" thread i am utterly disgousted. *(and incapable of spelling.)* who the fuck wants some slutbag girl who comes out and says "lets fuck and do crystal meth till next thursday" fuck that. i want a nice girl. a sweet girl. a girl who's kissed a few times, maybe had one romantic relationship before me.. someone downtempo and chill.. someone who isnt rushing shit, is more of a best friend... and WONT CHEAT.. fuck a cockwhore. yeah ass is nice now and again.. but for real. i want a sweet girl who will curl up by the fire, spend her life with me, SHARING life.. not being my slave or that shit.. someone who is super chill and realistic. fuck what ya heard. giving.. chasing the quiet ones in the back of the class since 1980 alright, Devilush, so here he wants a nice girl blah blah blah, but I take offense that he's picking apart our dumbass fantasies, a woman comes up to you and says, "howza about some Hennessy and a bucket of ice cubes up in my room?" who doesn't want that?? Meanwhile, GivingTree is up here, saying that's wack, but here's what I want, some cookie cutter girl who won't fuck me up. Yeah right, sure pal, keep dreaming... am I right am I currect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Re: Re: guys dreams and reality Originally posted by RubbeRBand "howza about some Hennessy and a bucket of ice cubes up in my room?" who doesn't want that?? I hate hennessy. And if she'll say it to you, she'd say it to me. You could be Number ten for the evening. Fantasies are best left as just that. This remindes me of the SNL skit where the dudes get to 3 wishes, they blow the first 2 then on the third they wish for some hot lesbo action-- thewy get two short-hair hippie/ folk lesbians ( you know the Rossie O types), and poof another fantasy gone horridly wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 hennesy & Hypnotic makes me ill, that shit is to f-ing sweet. As far as perfect women goes, one that makes me ill because she is too f-ing sweet. reality is a women that has a natural yet sweet look about her is the one for me. But I am going to stop talking about and treak through the snow and find her. to bad a live in a community of mostly seniors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 thats why you just drink Remi on the rocks baby! Alize is nasty too. blech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Re: Re: guys dreams and reality Originally posted by RubbeRBand alright, Devilush, so here he wants a nice girl blah blah blah, but I take offense that he's picking apart our dumbass fantasies, a woman comes up to you and says, "howza about some Hennessy and a bucket of ice cubes up in my room?" who doesn't want that?? Meanwhile, GivingTree is up here, saying that's wack, but here's what I want, some cookie cutter girl who won't fuck me up. Yeah right, sure pal, keep dreaming... am I right am I currect? girls are dangerous. you dont want a cookie cutter girl btw. they'll fuck you up even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno thats why you just drink Remi on the rocks baby! Alize is nasty too. blech! yep, not a fan of the sweet liquors, shit just sits in my stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Originally posted by Milton And most importantly a girl that can drive a stick. yes yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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