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Guiness 1:27 "God created K-Fed in his own image"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Apr 14, 2006.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    ever get the feeling god is a retard with herpes?
     
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    Re: Genesis 1:27 "God created man in his own image"

    haha, how you know what chapter or whatever that's in?
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Re: Genesis 1:27 "God created man in his own image"

    cos i'm the shit
     
  4. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Genesis 1:27 "God created man in his own image"

    Google oner probably told you. Unless youre a religious man. I dont know.
     
  5. Uncle Wiggly

    Uncle Wiggly New Jack

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 99 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Genesis 1:27 "God created man in his own image"

    Once I asked God a question which he could not answer...
    I said...
    "Oh Lord, please tell me, less filling or tastes great?"
    And the Lord spake unto me saying...
    "I dunno, I don't drink that shit."
     
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    Re: Genesis 1:27 "God created man in his own image"

    a satanic transvestite on soulseek once told me of the joys of "cumming all over a bible". the weird thing is, i think he was post-op. how does a post op tranny cum
     
  7. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Re: Guiness 1:27 "God created Keven Federline in his own image"

    uh. pause.

    why are you talking to a fucking tranny.

    homo
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    Re: Guiness 1:27 "God created Keven Federline in his own image"

    omg tranny cooties
     
  9. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Re: Guiness 1:27 "God created Keven Federline in his own image"

    nah i mean if thats your thing. do you.

    but seriously why broadcast that shit?

    stick to craigslist my du.
     
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    Some crack head that worked on my crew for a hot sec started his second day on the job by telling us about his old best friend in high school who switched teams in a surgical way (or hormonally, I forget)... anyway, we all thought it was a weird way to break the ice but we let it go. About a week after he got fired we were called out to this house to shoot the grade (survey) on a piece of city property that butted against this guy/girl/things yard... turned out it was Larry's friend, Ernestine (formerly Ernest)...
     
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    *oh, and Ernestine was cold busted because our shit was tight and we built that grade perfect the first time... it was his shitty yard that was flowing water through his front door when it rained.
     
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