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I know everyone can relate to this. Each one of you like something, weither it be a song, band, Tv show, movie etc but you are afriad to admit it.

 

Well...here you can admit to it.

We won't laugh.

 

I like:

 

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Slipknot

Sum 41

Nsync aint so bad, for real...

Zoog Disney

Watching Trading Spaces on TLC

masterbating to missy elliott and queen latifa

Limp Bizcuits "nookie"

shrek</span>

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blush blush

 

-i love fhm magazine. it is way better than the stupid women magazines that are out there.

-i have to admit it but i love britney spears. i mean, i can't hate her. she's pretty, she can dance, but she can't sing. i want that new cd.

-sorry but i love guns and roses and any bands that came out of the 80's.

-spam is good.

-i actually started dancing to aaliyah's rock the boat

-okay i just started singing "feeling on your booty" by r.kelly

-blink 182 songs are catchy.

-i love to masturbate :crazy:

-i like looking at porn (it's interesting...what can i say??)

-marilyn manson

-fuck.....i watch cooking shows to actually learn from them

 

happy now?!

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chocolate milk---I feel like I am too old for it but late at night I can't help it.

I too am a fan of blink182 and sum41...I even have a blink sticker on my car.

nsync-ain't no lie baby bye bye bye

kittie- I am amazed at the singers voice..if she could only play guitar worth a shit they might be good..or if they let me do all the giutar work they would be the fucking shit.

sleeping all day and not having a job

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Why won't devilush marry me???

 

answer me that one first!

 

ummm...

yea i read cosmo whenever I am stuck with nothing to do at a girls house,

and I am a sucker for "the most embarrassing things" articles.

I masturbate every chance I get....no thats not true, but I certainly do whenever I have time and no girl is around,

I have an obsession with internet message boards...

I love acapella groups who were famous once,

I am all about hardcore, but EPMD and Gangstarr I can't stay away from...

when i think of more i'll tell you...

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- I love watching The Naked Chef on FoodTV

- I love acting like a tough guy, even though I'm a teddy bear

- I love treating women like they are the most precious things in the world (because they are ... I can't help this one. I was raised a gentelman)

- I love reading the "Most Embarassing Moments" in Seventeen and Cosmo ... Other peoples pain is funny.

 

That's all I can think of for now.

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Re: Dr. Frink One

 

Originally posted by Devilush

aw sweety i just like playing hard to get anyways! one more thing that i don't like to admit to people. but it is a guilty pleasure.....to play hard to get and act all demure about it.

 

obviously devilush is wayyyyyyyyyyyy too cool to talk to me anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

hmm i like cosmo, and most girl magazines, i enjoy sum 41, cheezy techno, i use girly clinique soap, i shop at bananna republic and armani, i love classic rock, i also enjoy butt rock (80s rock) and alot of cheezy shit.

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Guest im not witty

porn that involves girls in their panties

eating crackers and cocktail sauce

not going to my classes even though i really should try it sometime

being a skateboarder

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masturbating to christian agulira or britiney spears and other hot girls on tv

 

watching e! wild on shows nightly

 

reading mens magazines like stuff or maxim in stores

 

drinking cheep beer

 

farting in elevators

 

shaving my balls

 

i have more but cant think of them i think thoes are bad enough!

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Originally posted by alkaline

I love reading the "Most Embarassing Moments" in Seventeen and Cosmo ... Other peoples pain is funny.

 

i feel ya man, in middle school my homeroom was in the library and we always read those things...

 

im huge closet blink182 fan

i enjoy watching the real world

i could go on...

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masterbation...

watching pornos...

fuckin involved women...

drinking outta the milk container...

not whiping my shoes when i come home...

having fart wars with my homies...

watching junk yard wars...

fantisizing of brittney spears...

pissing then leaving the seat up....

burping in a resturant...

skipping like a fairy when i cross the street....

 

that pertty much sums it.....:D

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geez.... i almost forgot....

 

scratching my bols in public...

picking my nose and flickin the booger off on the man starnding next to me...

hackin loogies and spitting them in front of girls...

singin in the shower..

masterbating in the shower....

striping at parties when im drunk for money...

playing mario carts when im stoned...

looking in the mirror and tellin myself im a sexy bitch..:rolleyes:

 

 

be back with more shortly...:D

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Hmmmm

 

-I pee in the shower

-When no one's aroung I'm constantly playing air drums and pretending to sing

-I smell my eye burning farts when I'm hungover, and giggle

-I love that song by Peaches "Lovertits"

-I think Shakira is a godess

-I really like chubby girls a lot...

-Last week I boned a girl with a broken leg and a missing tooth. She's also from the Yukon.

-I also have funny nipples. They were once described as being "gibungus"

 

Thats basically all there is to me.

 

Oh yah, did I mention that I'm an alcoholic, on the brink of having my blood replaced with booze? I live my life in a haze...

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beardo admitted his guilty pleasure to me.

 

 

hahaha...

 

 

 

i think sticking my hands in large amounts of beans is gonna be my new one..

 

when i was little i used to have jars and jars of coins.. i used to like sticking my hands in those and pulling out large sums of pennies..

 

made me feel like scrooge mc duck.

 

 

 

...i dont know what that means..

 

freud can have a field day.

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i dont really have any. imnot trying to be mr. "im so cool.. you guys are so pop" or anything.

yeah, masturbation.. but that doesnt count.

i had phone sex with a 37 year old chick the other day. she was from the south, so i had no idea what she was saying.

mackin on chicks online.. if that's unusual (i have no idea how actual social habits are).

ummm.. i ganked a chicks name off a scantron test and looked her up on the school directory and am wondering whether it's stalking if i email her.

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i fart whenever wherever.

 

i pee in the sink and the shower sometimes when i am not drunk just cause i hate the toliet.

 

i pee in the shower everytime i shower...almost

 

i dont even need to mention jerking off.

 

i like to take pictures of presidents and draw beards on them.

 

i live a lie.

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sometimes i dance around after i get out of the shower.

wlk around nude when my roommate's not home

sing and dance in the car

listen to R&B and like it

would like to rent cheesy movies - but can't bring myself to do it

sometimes buy cosmo (i'm a girl)

i've bought maxim also

buy men's undershirts and wear them

 

 

there are so many more....

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okey, some more

 

tag in the fog on my mirrors....

trim and shave in :cough cough; all the right places

wash the penis....after I pee (my bathroom)

skip the toilet and opt for the sink...

 

and devilush, just cause you are playing hard to get,

you didn't answer why you wouldn't marry me...

and have little frinkies...

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Wow- there are so many things that I didn't know I should feel guilty for! I pee in the shower, pick my nose, fart shamelessly, mack to girls with boyfriends, stare at women way too hard, scam money from people at work, - I also like to have sex in public but most times I'm the only one up for it. I'll put one of my roomates here too- he like Bruce Springsteen.... a lot.

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Originally posted by Al Green

i think sticking my hands in large amounts of beans is gonna be my new one..when i was little i used to have jars and jars of coins.. i used to like sticking my hands in those and pulling out large sums of pennies..

made me feel like scrooge mc duck.

my old fantasy (kid one...) was swimming in coins...and I had a coin jar and i did that all the time, the sticking my hand in it. God...and I thought IIIII was scrooge mc. duck or whatever his name was.

drinking odouls...a real mans drink..haha

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HAHA, excellent thread,

Lets see:

*Peeping, i always did but i thought that i would get over it after the age of 17...5 years later i'm still standing for hours in the cold with my camera on...at least i do it professionally(paparazzi style).

 

*Downloading lots of girls pics(porn or not) in my disc, while knowing that my girl knows that

 

*Being dirty, unshaved with unbrushed teeth whenever i have to spent 3 days without my girl or not feeling like goin out.

 

*Sweet child o'mine (Devilush knows)

 

*Being a 22 year old bum living with my dads money

 

*Spitting on my monitor just to see the pixels break through the saliva

 

*Spending so much time here

 

*Taking photos of my dogs shit

 

*Doing sketches of my self

 

*Cutting my nails with my teeth (not eating them just cutting them when they get long enough)

 

*Sticking those nails between my two front teeth and scratch my girl when she things i'm trying to kiss her.

 

...It could go on forever....

ah!...pickin my nose in the car (not to hard)

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*Cutting my nails with my teeth (not eating them just cutting them when they get long enough)

 

*Sticking those nails between my two front teeth and scratch my girl when she things i'm trying to kiss her.

 

holy shit mang, i do that shit all the time....

 

-you guys don't even wanna know. devilush, wait till im hold up inyour closet to find out...;)

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aaaaaaaaaaahhahahahha tesseract!! that's hilarious....:lol:

 

more guilty pleasures....

 

-i hate to say this but i really like to test people's buttons. maybe it's because i wanna see how easily a person can get pissed. i know i am a bitch.

-i want red knee high boots. seems kinda kinky but i think it would be fun to own.

-i really love dolly parton.

-i listen to willie nelson.

-i do love getting all dressed up and all pretty like.

-i wont ever admit this to anyone but the blond haired guy of Linkin Park is really cute. i hate their music though.

-i tell people that i hate it when they tell me that i look young, but i really do love it. it will be a benefit later on.

 

**heshy, soon enough you will be staying in the closet and sitting right here playing with the ps2. :)

**dr. frink.....you know i still love ya!!;)

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