Guest willy.wonka Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 i have court today..open container, they didnt see me holding or drinking...my first offence as an adult..what should be my gameplan? 315----court 830. please..i dont want to be caught in the bullshit system.i dont want any record of anykind. not guilty or guilty and pay a fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 always go not guilty...if its your first offence and you said the never saw you with it then chances are the will throw it out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka ir, they didnt see me holding or drinking.... then why did they charge you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Confess to a few murders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Tell the judge that the cop stuck a plunger in your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Tell the beak that God is your only judge, and to go fuck himself - that should get you set free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 not guilty don't take the fall try and cop a public defender right before the hearing if oyu can't, just play up the whole 'upstanding educated proffesional' schtick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood always go not guilty...if its your first offence and you said the never saw you with it then chances are the will throw it out.. ..or give you a deferred sentence. NOT GUILTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter Tell the beak that God is your only judge, and to go fuck himself - that should get you set free. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter Tell the beak that God is your only judge, and to go fuck himself - that should get you set free. i've been through the desert on horse with no name. http://www.viewpointimages.co.uk/Namibia/Desert/T18-214.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by Jackson Confess to a few murders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by Jackson Confess to a few murders. :clown2::mexican: wheremybitchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 judge was actually happy to hear me say.."not guilty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 dude.....i got the knowledge to get out of most cases......minus murder. anyway. simply tally up the costs that the state of hawaii has spent on you for drinking a three dollar beer in public. ie...cops cost...court cost...attorney cost. say you will make sure you follow the letter of the law in all further situations and state how you regret the inccurrence of cost to hardworking hawaiian taxpayers over somthing where you were clearly no threat to anyone and ask the charges be dropped in the name of valuable resources being unreasonably spent. also insist that you will take it to a jury trial......which cost LOOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 thats not quite true. i took college law classes in HS. the teacher was a state prosecutor. he said that court costs on the states behalfs are actually a big fallacy. the prosecutor gets paid on salary, so it doesnt cost anything extra for him to be sent to court. the judge gets paid on salary too. the jury makes like $5 a day. he said the only extra cost of bring a case to trial as opposed to plea bargaining is maybe the cost of having the lights on in the courtroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 shut up mapo. I had twice monthly review hearings on a felony vandalism case for 5 years. The probabtion department...never even had a jury since i was convicted for crimes as a juvenile over age 18....tried to send me to youth prison over and over. Most judges are logical. And besides.......go away your oreo motherfucker mapo. I dealt with courts up close and personal for seven years of my life and escaped 6500 in fines and jail and prison time by being logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by ******** shut up mapo. I had twice monthly review hearings on a felony vandalism case for 5 years. The probabtion department...never even had a jury since i was convicted for crimes as a juvenile over age 18....tried to send me to youth prison over and over. Most judges are logical. And besides.......go away your oreo motherfucker mapo. I dealt with courts up close and personal for seven years of my life and escaped 6500 in fines and jail and prison time by being logical. word. present your self as some what educated. Judges wont listen to idiots. I got a question though. If every one is being payed on salary then where in the hell does all of this fine money go. These are all goverment jobs right? That means that the taxpayers are paying for all this shit. Well i know that on any given day a single non felony court room can rack up well over $100,000 a day. Where the fuck is all of this money going? It's not going back to the tax payers, thats for sure. thats all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Originally posted by ******** shut up mapo. This is key to the survival of all that is good...and god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka judge was actually happy to hear me say.."not guilty" i take it he let you off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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