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gruesome personal injurys

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by optimodub, Aug 18, 2002.

  1. optimodub

    optimodub Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2002 Messages: 249 Likes Received: 0
    a cautionary tale...

    many years ago i was playing with a knife (?) and tripped face first onto it, it was one of those thin sharp serrated filleting knives, anyway, it went in through my nostril out the top of my nose past my eyeball and gouged over my eyebrow to my forehead...a lot of blood :eek:

    but the good thing is (apart from not losing an eye) i'm barely scarred, people only really notice if i tell them, good scars too, but not the kind of scars to impress the ladies with, probably get more of a 'you fell on a knife? you dumb fuck!' reaction

    so remember kids, don't play with knives! :beat:

    posted this elsewhere, but think it deserves a dedicated thread...good few skaters and bmxers on here so i'm sure there's some sickening tales to be told, my skate/bmx injurys have (so far) only left me with legs that look like they've been chewed by a wild animal...so, unleash the trauma...
     
  2. •nakone•

    •nakone• Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2002 Messages: 967 Likes Received: 0
    Well, when i use to BMX race... i was in the front of the pack.. and went to jump this one double, but clipped the landing with my front, cus i was trying to stay low. Then i flipped over the bars, and landed on my left arm and broke it.. and got it ran over when i fell

    I had to get sergery on it, and i got a metal plate in my arm. ( i have some of my ex-rays too, so i might flick them and post them later)


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    The first time i went snowboarding i thought i was hot shit, and all my friends could go down all the sick trails.. so i tried to keep up with them, and hit this bumb and fell on my stomach/ arm and broke my right arm + got the wind knocked out of me, and i couldnt get my feet out of the bindings

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    injuries suck!
     
  3. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    back when i used to dirtjump bmx... i had my trails right near the road. (in nebraska, the road is THE road). anyways, i saw this set of twins that i liked coming up, so i was like, "ill impress them w/ my mad biking skills." so i time it right, as they pass and look they see me hit this set of doubles that shot you super high, as i hit the base of the jump my pants got stuck between the sprocket and chain, i didnt notice til i was in the air, and i attempted a superman, i fucked my nutz really really hard. both shins were trashed, bleeding like mad, rode my face across the grass, tore my pants to hell. those girls were needless to say not impressed...

    ...that story is better for humor than 'gruesome' points.
     
  4. .R.

    .R. Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 17, 2002 Messages: 232 Likes Received: 0
    yea my only knife story is when i was little, i was playing with a knife when i was like 5 and i was stabbing carpet or soem shit, stabbed right through my foor with a butcher type knife lot of blood
     
  5. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    my younger sister (like 1 years old at the time) was in one of these bouncy seat thingies for babies, and then my bro comes up and jumps on the seat, and my sisters finger got caught in the seat as it came down and her finger was crushed and the nail was ripped off....there was blood all over the seat, everyone was panicing and crying and shit it was kinda chaotic
     
  6. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    i was skating a handrail a few years back. tried to ollie over it and my board got hooked up on top. i went flying forwards and landed head first on the concrete. a massive f*cking lump and some stitches but the best part of all was the concussion... my brain was f*cked up for 24 hrs straight and i had to stay in hospital overnight. i was saying some funny shit to the doctors and nurses.. i was convinced one dude was doogie howser and kept hassling him. fuck i'm funny.

    oh, and this one time playing football i got creamed and a few ribs got broken, not such a big deal but one went through my lung and punctured it completely. that was not fun.

    had 20 stitches in my head from being hit with a piece of wood. it's cool coz the scar is in the shape of a smile.

    50 stitches from a gash on my knee when this slut slammed a gate on me as i was running through it. a big flat head nail caught the skin and just tore it straight off. i got free jelly beans in hospital.

    thats the best ones *so far*..
     
  7. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    Injury a)

    Last year I was boarding downtown and when I went to ollie a gap...Smack! I hit a small rock which stopped my board dead. Too bad I kept going. The first thing that hit the cement wa my left knee, followed by my left elbow and hand. I got up and felt fine; picked up my board. After walking a few steps my left knee was hurting. Somehow I got a freind to take me to the hospital and I ended up with a fractured patella. I was on crutches for 2 months. Life's a bitch.

    Injury B)

    When I was like 6 or so, I was playing in teh backyard and my older brother (by 7 years) had a big wheel (3wheeler) in his hands. He started swining it around and let go. It fucking smacked me in the skull and cracked it open. I have no idea how many sticthes I got for it, but I have a scar to this day right where my forehead and hairline meet. Fucking siblings...
     
  8. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    when i was in the sixth grade, i used to go to these cotillions. well one time we went to for a hayride afterwards and they had a huge bonfire. well i was roasting marshmallows along with the dude next to me. well he went to turn around to tell me something and WHAP! right in the eye. a flaming fuckin mallow. shit swole up and was all burnt for like 2 months. boy i got some shit at school.
     
  9. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    ive never seen a serrated filleting knife.....
     
  10. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    haha... perhaps it was a blade similar to a pork knife. thas about all i can think of. i'm going to bed, i have work at 2, haha.
     
  11. seppuku

    seppuku Member

    Joined: May 11, 2000 Messages: 718 Likes Received: 0
    haha
    shit must look like you had a bad hair transplant.
     
  12. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    i have been reletively lucky with skating, but one that was funny as hell after wards was when i was skating this big box my friend has, i tried to frontside nosesldie it, but my wheels got on top, and my backfoot slid off, causing me to do the splits, and somehow i managed to nut myself on the corner of the box

    Then when i was about 10, i was at this playground climbing something, and i slipped and smashed my head into a bolt, and had this big bolt shaped hole in my forehead. I think i only got 15 stitches, but its still my worst injury. Damn i'm lucky, one of these days i'm gonna really wreck myself, most likely hitting a rock or something while bombing big hills at night on my skateboard.
     
  13. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 11
    When I was a kid, everybody wanted a motorcycle. It was popular back then to come up with cool ideas to sell to people, so they could make their own shit, like go-karts and motorbikes. There was a company that made a v-belt pulley out of sheet metal that you could put on a bicycle rear wheel with these little J-bolts on the spokes, and then drive it with a lawn mower engine. They also used to throw paper routes from bicycles, and the newspaper companies sold special "paperboy"racks for the back of your bike, and what were called "paper racks"--two canvas sacks attached to a wooden frame that bolted to the special "paperboy" racks. You filled the newspaper bags up with rolled papers, and threw the route from a moving bicycle.
    My buddy did both on one bicycle--he had a motorized bicycle with paperboy racks, but he didn't like the seat, so he took it off. The only problem was that he couldn't get the seat post out. He hammered on it, unscrewed the adjustment bolt, poured oil inside--all kinds of shit, but it wouldn't come out. So he just rode it, with the seat post sticking up, and him sitting behind it on the paperboy racks. It had a 3-1/2 hp Briggs & Stratton motor and would go about forty with the throttle wide open.
    He was hauling ass down Bissonnet street here in Houston, and some old geezer slowed down and stopped to turn left. My buddy went blasting around this guy on the right, throttle wide open, and turned around backwards to shoot him the finger. While he had his head turned, an old lady pulled out in front of him and he T-boned her Ka-BAM. He hit the seat post, and damn near castrated himself--then went over the lady's car and hit another car on the roof, breaking both legs. BOY, was he ever fucked UP. He was in the hospital a month, legs in casts, etc. But the worst thing was nearly cutting his dick off.
    I guess the moral of this story is don't be a stupid dumb ass. LOL.
     
  14. Sarah Tonin

    Sarah Tonin Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 20, 2002 Messages: 1,946 Likes Received: 1
    ridin my bike barefoot i tried to make my left foot touch the back tire while i wuz riding and it my pinkie toe got caught up in the chainguard...sliced it smooth off..... i still have my pinkie toe tho'















    yeh
     
  15. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    broke my growth in my foot plate twice
    broke my tibia
    cracked my ankle bone and ripped off the ligament
    cut my eye with a scissors
    broke my collar bone body surfing
    spit on myself on accident
     
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