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Greek Issues Revisited.....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dr. Dazzle, Mar 17, 2004.

  1. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Geek Issues Revisited.....

    So a few years ago Mapo made a thread about this site. We all had a good laugh. Now, I have bestowed it upon myself to share with the new generation of 12ozers, the joy of uber-nerd-dom.....

    You thought 12oz had problems.....


    <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
    <Donut[AFK]> INSULT
    <Eurakarte> RETORT
    <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
    <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
    <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
    <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
    <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
    <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
    <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
    <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
    <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
    <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
    <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
    <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS


    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
    <TheXPhial> vaccuums
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    <TheXPhial> black holes
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    <TheXPhial> lava?


    docsigma2000: jesus christ man
    docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
    c8info: Why?
    docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
    docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
    docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
    c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
    docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
    docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
    docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
    c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
    docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
    docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
    c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
    ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)


    * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
    being an asshole -
    <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS


    <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
    BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
    BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
    BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
    BlackAdder> IN FACT
    BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
    BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
    BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
    *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
    *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    CRCError> right
    heartless> Right.
    r3v> right


    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <Zybl0re> get up
    <Zybl0re> get on up
    <phxl|paper> and DANCE
    * nmp3bot dances :D-<
    * nmp3bot dances :D|-<
    * nmp3bot dances :D/-<
    <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

    Enjoy.....
     
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  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Come one people this shit is gold.....

    <SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
    <NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
    <NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
    <NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
    <SRG> yes


    <MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
    * Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
    <@Acaila> FINISH HIM
    <mat|t> rofl
    <MortalKombat> omg wtf man
    * MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
    <@Acaila> FATALITY!


    <Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
    <Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
    <xpander> is that a euphemism?
    <Ouroboros> Possibly
    <Ouroboros> Shhh
    <Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
    <Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
    <Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"
    <Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
    <Affe> oh wait
    <Affe> we're being subtle


    <kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
    <nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
    <kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.
     
  3. j

    j Guest

    <Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy bejesusing fuck" but instead I was like "hey, free cake."
     
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    <calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
    <ecoli> ew.
    <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
    <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
    <Aero> he doesnt answer
    *** Quits: calin (No route to host)


    <BombScare> i beat the internet
    <BombScare> the end guy is hard


    <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
    <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
    <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao


    <booradley> I'd like to perform a one act play I call, "Creative screwed me like a bitch"
    <booradley> <audigy> Buy me! I'm ever so sexy
    <booradley> <boo> ok. come home with me and we'll play among the stars
    <booradley> <audigy> tee hee! I love you, boo!
    <booradley> <boo> I love you too, audigy
    <booradley> :: later ::
    <booradley> <boo> there, you're all installed. how do you feel?
    <neshura> down in front!
    <booradley> <audigy> LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
    * audience gasps.
    <booradley> * audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels
    <booradley> <hard drive> Mein leben!
    <booradley> * hard drive has died
    <booradley> <audigy> Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks cocks in hell! graaagh!
    <booradley> <modem> aaieee
    <booradley> *modem has died
    <booradley> and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops
    <Shendal> By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read this season. Do I smell a Tony award?
     
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    <reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
    <reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
    <cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
    <cristobal> and heat up the door knob
    <cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
    <cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....


    <spectre> a girl called me 'sensitive' last night
    <spectre> too bad she was fat


    <TheMaker> I finally made aop on dalnet!
    <G13> was this yer entire life's struggle?
    <TheMaker> yes
    <TheMaker> since 1996
    <G13> you are a sad, sad man


    <MichaelBolton> okay, my ADD has officially gotten out of control
    <MichaelBolton> i just tried to go to the bathroom, but i ended up shaving, washing my face, taking a short shower, putting in fresh toilet paper, and taking out the trash. so now i'm back here, and i still have to pee.
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAWAAAAAA!!!!! I remember the first thread, too. A lot has been going on in Geekdinium.

    That Metallica selling out one is so funny.
     
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  9. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    #8809 +(30)- [X]
    <moira> Ibet I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body


    #33328 +(24)- [X]
    <jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes

    #88535 +(154)- [X]
    <KublaiKhan> Pedophiles are like the tortoise.
    <KublaiKhan> They want to get there before the hare does.


    #203417 +(331)- [X]
    <FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty. <FirebirdGM> The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference.
    <FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.

    #9544 +(47)- [X]
    <Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot
    <Eficent> i would hit it
    <Carface> I would hit it
    <Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer

    This is great...
     
  10. MrZeSo

    MrZeSo New Jack

    Joined: Mar 17, 2004 Messages: 28 Likes Received: 0
    blah blah blah drama gibbrish drama gibbrish Complain complain drama
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    <Disciple> my bowels are at a state of civil unrest
    <Disciple> ugh... looks like the rebels are winning
    <Disciple> gotta go, bbiab
     
  12. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    <tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
     
  13. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Come one people this shit is gold.....

    awesome...
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    for the d&d nerds:

     
  15. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    :lol: THIS SHIT IS AMAZING!:lol:
     
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