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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Greedy, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. Greedy

    Greedy Guest

    "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
    - Plato

    "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
    - George Bernard Shaw

    "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
    - unknown

    "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
    - Frank Lloyd Wright

    "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
    - J. Paul Getty

    "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
    - Thomas Alva Edison

    "Black holes are where God divided by zero."
    - Steven Wright

    "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
    - Ambrose Bierce

    "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
    - Frank Zappa
     
  2. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    First! I see this going downhill.....
     
  3. Grow a Beard

    Grow a Beard Guest

    i like em' skinny, they look younger.-me

    man that was so sextool-blahblahblah

    "it sloshed in and out of her asshole like a stick in an old fashioned butter churn"-t-ball coach
     
  4. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    "If you kill me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." -Harvey Keitel (Reservoir Dogs)
     
  5. Greedy

    Greedy Guest

    "Quite or I'll blow up your throat"
    -Unknown
     
  6. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    "when i get done with her she wont be 14" - seeking


    or something like that.

    gotta love the pedophile talk.
     
  7. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
  8. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    "nah,i tasted piss before and it dont taste like that"
     
  9. BitchAssSlut

    BitchAssSlut Member

    Joined: May 31, 2002 Messages: 376 Likes Received: 2
    "if i wanted to see a chinese person, I'd go to the zoo"

    -Homer simpson
     
  10. Wrongo Sal

    Wrongo Sal Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 23, 2001 Messages: 157 Likes Received: 0
    "many a good man has been put under a bridge by a woman"
    Charles Bukowski
     
  11. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    actually it was japan, not china..and it was because the guy who washed the elephants was japanese...yes im a simpsons snob.

    "now for most of you it doesnt matter, you were born rich and you'll remain rich. but heres my advice to the rest of you, take dead aim at the rich boys because they can buy anything they want but they can't buy guts, and dont let em forget it"

    rushmore
     
  12. beardo

    beardo Guest

    this book is torture

    "sometimes by erring one finds the right road" _van gogh
     
  13. BitchAssSlut

    BitchAssSlut Member

    Joined: May 31, 2002 Messages: 376 Likes Received: 2

    i went back and forth between japan and china.. but in reality, its all the same to me anyway. And i know about the elephant cleaner.. but that wasnt exactly part of the joke. Im assuming they only threw that in to stop the hatemail.
     
  14. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    almost right...

    "they can't buy a back bone."

    i'm a rushmore snob.
     
  15. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    this is post 1111. woo.

    my signature is dope. (see Tyler Durden ----> signature.)

    also....

    "The phone is ringing again already. The thin little coating of crumbs on the veal cutlet is almost impossible for me to get right, and on the phone is a new girl, crying. I ask right away if she'll trust me. I ask if she'll tell me everything.

    My goldfish and me, both of us are just here swimming in one place.

    The cutlet looks dug out of a cat box.

    To calm this girl down, to get her to listen, I tell her the story of my fish. This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground."

    -Survivor





    "It tastes like licorice," the girl said and put the glass down.

    "That's the way it is with everything."

    "Yes," said the girl. "Everything tastes of licorice. Especially all the things you've waited so long for, like absinthe."

    -Hemingway (hills like hite elephants)





    "What did you say?"
    "I said we could have everything."
    "No, we can't"
    "We can have the entire world."
    "No, we can't"
    "We can go anywhere."
    "No, we can't. It isn't ours anymore."
    "It's ours."
    "No, it isn't. And once they take it away, you never get it back."
    "But they haven't taken it away."
    "We'll wait and see."

    -Hemingway (hills like white elephants)
     
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