eros Posted September 24, 2001 Share Posted September 24, 2001 lets see what you have, i need to find something good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted September 24, 2001 Share Posted September 24, 2001 the only one i can think of right now is 'absolute power corrupts absolutely' hmmm 'what goes up must come down' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted September 24, 2001 Share Posted September 24, 2001 "lets see what you have, i need to find something good." -Eros, 2001 A.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 EVEN IF JEHOVAH WITNESS, MAN HE'LL NEVER TESTIFY MERODOGS NIGGAZ KNOW THE FLAVE, MLBTKKKK:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "life is beautiful, really it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great, without it, you'd be dead." Solomon from Gummo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.:) :( :o :D ;) :P :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused: :crazy: :dazed: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "there is only one thing that i can guarantee you...someday...you will die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "......and i may need help with this on guys because no matter how hard i try, i just can not figure out why blind people don't fall asleep all the damn time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 the only truth i can guarantee is that real truth can not me guaranteed or explained with words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "That cat needs to get peppered with fisties" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aymet one Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "He who hears not the music thinks the dancers mad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 One of my favorites is "Dont ask me for shit!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "I don't do drugs. I am drugs." - Salvador Dali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "...the combination of flat black fumes coupled with the spicy hot wings i had eaten just before...." -webmaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 Dont you wish you would have taken the red one. This is a classic for biatches. "When I first saw you I thought there was something wrong with my eye, Now I wish there was.":rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "can you count suckas? I say the future is ours...if you..can COUNT" -Cyrus :king: who's the mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "I'm taking this class because I never have happy thoughts when I look at rectangles." -Some fat kid in my Visual Perception class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOBILLY SCUM Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 YOU CAN TAKE THE TRASH OUT OF THE TRAILER BUT YOU CANT TAKE THE TRAILER OUT OF THE TRASH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 Its very narcissistic to quote my self,but here it is: "Chocolate makes me horny,Masturbation keeps me thin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atc Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 A shitload from my personal collection: "To rid ourselves of our shadows - who we are - we must step into either total light or total darkness." - Jeremy Preston Johnson "Isolation is aloneness that feels forced upon you, like a punishment. Solitude is aloneness you choose and embrace. I think great things can come out of solitude, out of going to a place where all is quiet except the beating of your heart." - Jeanne Marie Laskas Tweedledee: "Contrariwise. If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" "A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving." - Lao Tzu (570-490 B.C.) "If a person foolishly does me wrong, I will return to him the protection of my boundless love. The the more good will go from me. I will always give off only the fragrance of goodness." - Buddha "To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter. . .to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - - these are some of the rewards of the simple life." - John Burroughs (1837-1921) "A wee child toddling in a wonder world, I prefer to their dogma my excursions into the natural gardens where the voice of the Great Spirit is heard in the twittering of birds, the rippling of mighty waters, and the sweet breathing of flowers. If this is Paganism, then at present, at least, I am a Pagan." - Zitkala-Sa "Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present." - Marcus Aurelius "...Visit either you like: they’re both mad." "But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here." - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own." - Antonio Porchi "The mind is a dangerous weapon, even to the possessor, if he knows not discreetly how to use it." - Micel De Montaigne "Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed." - Buddha "The worst things: To be in bed and sleep not, To want for one who comes not, To try to please and please not." - Egyptian Proverb "So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will occasionally kill theirs." - Elbert Hubbard "Sanity is madness put to good uses; waking life is a dream controlled." - George Santayana "Even in the presence of others, he was completely alone." - Robert Pirsig "I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four." - Joel Rosenberg "Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question." - Lt. Henry Mon, USAF "To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete." - Epictetus "Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war." - William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, III:2 "The human doesn't see things as they are, but as he is." - Racter "I will not bow before the Iron Crown, nor cast my own small golden scepter down." - J.R.R. Tolkien in 'Mythopoeia' "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King, Jr. "You gotta learn how to play golf in the rain." - Joseph Cook "I don't let my mouth say nothin' my head can't stand." - Louis Armstrong "Language is a wonderful thing. It can be used to express thoughts, to conceal thoughts, but more often, to replace thinking." - Kelly Fordyce "In the fight between you and the world, back the world." - Franz Kafka "The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it." - Reggie Jackson "Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. "I enjoyed my own nature to the fullest, and we all know that there lies happiness, although, to soothe one another mutually, we occasionally pretend to condemn such joys as selfishness." - Albert Camus "As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being." - Carl Jung "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?" - William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice "We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." - Friedrich Nietzsche "Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change." - Confucius "If I had to choose between a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate to choose the latter." - Thomas Jefferson "Patience will achieve more than force." - Edmund Burke "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." - Anais Nin "The reality of the other person is not in what he reveals to you, but in what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather what he does not say." - Kahlil Gibran "Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them." - Nathaniel Hawthorne "The only limits are, as always, those of vision." - James Broughton "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." - Robert Frost "Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days your're the statue." - Roger C. Anderson "Knowledge is gained by learning; trust by doubt; skill by practice; and love by love." - Thomas Szasz "What fools these mortals be. (Tanta Stultitia Mortalium Est.)" - Seneca "Silence is the haven of a purposeful mind." - Michael J. Theriaque Jr. "I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But l can't accept not trying." - Michael Jordan "Counting time is not so important as making time count." - Fortune cookie "We don't change over time. We only become more ourselves." - Lestat, from Tale of the Body Thief "A journey of a thousand miles begins with one simple step." - Lao Tzu "God made the world, My Lord, and looked at it, and saw that it was good. Yes. But what if the world had looked back at him, to see whether he was good or not?" - Isak Dinesen "The words of the prophets were written on the subway walls and the tenement halls..." - Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence" "Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads." - Erica Jong "Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence." - Henrik Tikkanen "Imagination is more important than knowledge..." - Albert Einstein "Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." - Jules de Gaultier "Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens." - Nick Diamos "There is no such thing as a 'self-made' man. We are made up of thousands of others. Everyone who has ever done a kind deed for us, or spoken one word of encouragement to us, has entered into the make-up of our character and of our thoughts, as well." - George Matthew Adams "I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." - Kurt Vonnegut "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views." - Doctor Who "Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." - Mahatma Gandhi "The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die." - Edward Kennedy "Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible." - Doug Larson "The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." - Muhammad Ali "No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions." - Charles Steinmetz "There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self." - Aldous Huxley "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan "If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live." - Lin Yutang "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same." - Anonymous "We just don't recognize the most significant moments of our lives while they're happening." - Field of Dreams "I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." - Kurt Vonnegut "I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." - Stephen Hawking "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H. L. Mencken "True is the grief you carry without witnesses." - Marcus Martialis "It's hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head." - Sally Kempton "In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence." - Cesar Chavez "It is not power that corrupts, but fear- fear of losing power and fear of the scourge of those who wield it." - Aung Sung Suu Kyi "Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand." - Emily Kimbrough "If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else." - Lawrence J. Peter "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemmingway "I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still and quiet in a room alone." - Blaise Pascal "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window." - Steve Bluestone "You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom." - Malcolm X "Stop a moment, cease your work, and look around you." - Thomas Carlyle "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream. Wandering by lone sea breakers, and sitting by desolate streams. World losers and world forsakers, for whom the pale moon gleams. Yet we are movers and the shakers of the world forever it seems." - Arthur O'Shaunessey "A solitary, unused to speaking of what he sees and feels, has mental experiences which are at once more intense and less articulate than those of a gregarious man." - Thomas Mann "It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to." - George Santayana "I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets." - John Glenn "Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while." - Kin Hubbard "Everything flows; nothing remains." - Heraclitus "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol." - Anonymous "When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you." - Lao Tzu "He who angers you conquers you." - Elizabeth Kenny "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." - Karl Marx "There are no mistakes, just happy discoveries." - Bob Ross "We didn't get into this 'space' cuz we're internet gold seeking cockos. We're legitimately nihilistic media terrorists as history will no doubt canonize us." - Rob Lord "I find in all the artists that I admire most a disturbing element, a distortion, giving evidence of a struggle . . . . In great art, this conflict is hidden, it is unresolved. All that is bursting with energy is disturbing - not perfect." - Henry Moore "I inhabit a weak, frail, decayed tenement battered by the winds and broken in on by the storms, and, from all I can learn, the landlord does not intend to repair." - John Quincy Adams "Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while." - Simone Weil "Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make, both consciously and unconsciously. If you can control the process of choosing, you can take control of all aspects of your life. You can find the freedom that comes from being in charge of yourself." - Robert F. Bennett "Coming to an impasse, change, having changed, you will get through." - ICHING "And be on they guard against the good and the just! They would fain crucify those who devise their own virtue -- they hate the lonesome ones." - Frederick Nietzsche "The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs." - Roy Blount, Jr. "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." - Harvey Fierstein "Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy." - Henri de Lubac "Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises." - Samuel Butler "Without freedom, no art; art lives only on the restrainst it imposes on itself, and dies of all others." - Albert Camus, Resistance, Rebellion, and Death "To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life." - Baruch Spinoza "Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not out of proportion to his waking." - Margaret Fuller "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." - Richard L. Evans "I need a prison in order to dream of being free." - John Popper "i sit on the edge of my couch.. with elbows on my knees and my face press down in the palm of my hands. DAMN now my head's spinnin cause i tried to figure out this complicated thing called women." - Lexicon "Success is that peace of mind that comes from knowing you've done everything in your power to become the very best you're capable of becoming." - John Wooden "It is a besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the usual form in which masses of men exhibit their tyranny." - James Fenimore Cooper "On a whole, I don't have any friends. Friends come and go; I've lost my trust factor. I believe I have people who think they're my friends. And believe that there are people probably in their heart are friendly towards me or are friends to me. But they're not my friends because what I learned is that fear is stronger than love. So soon as somebody scarier comes along, they won't be my friend anymore. I learned that on the floor at Times Square--so I don't have friends, I have family. You're either my all the way family or just somebody on the outside. " - 2Pac Shakur "A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." - Oscar Wilde "We are all connected to everyone and everything in the universe. Therefore, everything one does as an individual affects the whole. All thoughts, words, images, prayers, blessings, and deeds are listened to by all that is." - Serge Kahili King "Paranoia is reality on a finer scale." - Anonymous "It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are, the more gentle and quiet we become toward the defects of others." - Joseph Addison "Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works." - Ecclesiastes 9:7 "It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured." - Tacitus "Do not fall asleep in your enemy's dream." - John Edgar Wideman, The Cattle Killing "I believe that if you think about disaster, you will get it. Brood about death and you hasten your demise. Think positively and masterfully with confidence and faith, and life becomes more secure, more fraught with action, richer in achievement and experience." - Eddie Rickenbacker "If you live on this land, and you have ancestors sleeping in this land, I believe that makes you a native to this land. It has nothing to do with the color of your skin. I was not raised to look at people racially. What I was taught is that we're flowers in the Great Spirit's garden. We share a common root, and the root is Mother Earth." - Oh Shinnah "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because some day in life you will have been all these." - George Washington Carver "Sitting silent and looking wise cannot be compared to drinking wine and making a racket." - Manyoshu "The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life." - Edward Everett Hale "A window of opportunity won't open itself." - Dave Weinbaum "All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds, awake in the day to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerouus men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes to make it reality." - T.E. Lawrence "The sound of the water says what I think." - Chuang-Tzu "Most of us don't know what we want and spend our lives wondering why we don't get it." - Arnold H. Glasow "The simplest schoolboy is now familiar with facts for which Archimedes would have sacrificed his life." - Ernest Renan "Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title." - Virginia Woolf "A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness." - Elsa Schiapirelli "Don't wait to be noticed -- Being discovered by an influential patron would be ideal, but it's best not to depend on this. Become a discoverer yourself instead of passively hoping someone out there will notice you. While the show business artist needs a big break, the visual artist needs to concentrate on faithful practice of one work after another. Good work will eventually be noticed." - Ruth Ann Molyneaux "I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." - Kahlil Gibran "I wish they would only take me as I am." - Vincent van Gogh "He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened." - Lao Tzi, Tao Te Ching "One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man." - Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky "We're here for a good time not a long time." - Bill Huber "You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you." - Eric Hoffer The universe is made of stories, not of atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything and they don't drink all your beer. - Paul Leary Whoever controls the media, controls the mind. - Jim Morrison My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out. - Timothy Leary Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. - Mao Tse-Tung The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes. - Stanley Kubrick The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it. - John Ruskin Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change -- this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear; out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress. - Bruce Barton A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Backward, turn backward, O Time, in your flight. Make me a child again just for to-night. - Elizabeth Chase Akers No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy. People imagine they can reach one another. In reality they only pass each other by. - Franz Schubert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 THE KING OF HELL demands that your post never be that long again. We suggest you get a hobby. penalties for you the next time this happens. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 "Your suffering will be legendary. even in hell" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 beardo wants to take his freinds wind and ruin all their fun. and in public too. haha sorry man, youre right, poor form. first post of the day, my sour mood from yesterday still hangin on a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 "fuck you in your ass america, with your atom bomb." --Allen Ginsberg-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 its cool. THE KING OF HELL still luzzz ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 constipation is the theif of time, diahreaha waits for no man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cafe con leche Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 even jesus was killed by the polices' - the late great you just cant hate big pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 time wounds all heels. a personal favorite of THE KING OF HELL. WE specialize in the collection of karmic debt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 some of those make me feel like i'm polluting the world with my english. always up for a good quote read. and i like roast beef sandwiches and pickles. word. "He who hears not the music thinks the dancers mad." Aymet, do you know who said this? thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 31, 2001 Share Posted October 31, 2001 Damn that post was long. But it did have some good ones in there. At least the ones I read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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