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Great moments of Mankind (or Femalekind)


ASER1NE

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So in the course of ones life there are certain moments that are too awesome to disregard like all the other ones...

Without trying to make you all supremely envious I just got a massage in the shower while drinking a strawberry/raspberry milkshake :king:

Needless to say it was awesome and im sure some of you have equally cool moments to share.

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i'm well versed in:

 

Whodielivin'

breaking and entering

stealing bum's clothes, etc to make padding suitable to hop over razor wire fences

pimping ho's into giving up the extra hashbrown at 5:00 in the morning at mickey d's after a long night of whodielivin and keeping it rail

drinking

drinking more

and drinking more after that

 

additonal skills:

shit talking

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i punched a girl square in the eye by accident at a bar and hooked up w/ 2 of her friends that nite and made sweet love to one of them exactly one week later.

 

the girl owned her own brand new condo paid for w/ cash and the girl i punched lives next door. i come out the next mornin after the deed and shes there w/ her parents goin out to breakfast. i was introduced as the guy who punched your daughter in the face, whos eye was still red. and it was ok, no probs at all.

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