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gotta love paint cans under the xmas tree....rob

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Dec 20, 2002.

  1. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    so i do the ole shaking of the boxes last nite and to my delight i hear the familar sound of clanging cans....nice.....gotta love the girl who supports the cause....

    hope everyones holiday is great and new year even better....make sure to take a step back, and inhale it in.....




    Free Will Astrology
    horoscopes for week of December 19, 2002

    Aries (March 21-April 19)

    Happy Holy Daze, Aries! I predict that you will be more lighthearted about love in 2003. I see you taking yourself less seriously as you seek riper versions of romance and intimacy. I envision you injecting more humor into your sexual experiences. Here, then, are my suggestions about what holiday gifts you should give yourself: 1. a bumper sticker that reads, "I am no longer looking for the perfect partner. I am my own perfect partner." 2. Steve Penny's booklet, "How To Have Great Laughing Sex." 3. White boxers or silk panties on which you've used a felt-tip marker to write a goofy prayer or love spell.



    Taurus (April 20-May 20)

    Happy Holy Daze, Taurus! I predict that you will be getting to the bottom of everything in 2003. I envision you exploring mysteries that have previously been off-limits to your conscious awareness. I see you building a rock-solid foundation that will serve you for years to come. Though this work will be richly rewarding to you, it may tend to be invisible to other people. If I could get you a holiday gift to aid you in your work, it would be a magical communication device with which you could always express to your loved ones exactly what you needed.



    Gemini (May 21-June 20)

    Happy Holy Daze, Gemini! I predict that you will be very grounded and tough-minded in 2003; I envision you having the power to walk into any room and establish yourself as a weighty presence; I imagine you cultivating a variety of piercing gazes and commanding tones of voice to deal with the higher-than-usual intensity levels. In meditating about what symbolic holiday gift might further these developments, I've decided on a pair of sharkskin shoes. If none of your allies has the foresight to buy you this boon, get it for yourself.



    Cancer (June 21-July 22)

    Happy Holy Daze, Cancerian! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2003? Here are two ideas: horseback-riding lessons and your very own horse. With the psychological mastery and physical courage you'd build by blending your energy with that of a large, robust animal, you'd enhance your personal power in just the right way to meet the earthy tests of the coming months. You'd develop an instinct to conquer the fears that have the greatest potential to trip you up, and you'd always know how to rein in your raw energy so as to expand your command.



    Leo (July 23-August 22)

    Happy Holy Daze, Leo! I've been meditating on what holiday gifts might encourage you to take maximum advantage of your astrological opportunities in 2003. Of this I'm certain: They don't include a $4,000 TV or a lime-green BMW or a set of original celebrity portraits by Andy Warhol. While expensive treasures like these might temporarily boost your mood and stature, they'd do little to bring more educational excitement into your life -- and that's what you really need. Here, then, are the types of gifts I hope you'll ask for or give yourself: a trip to a storytelling festival at a desert oasis outside of Marrakesh, Morocco; a workshop to enhance your relationship skills at the Omega Institute in Rhinebeck, NY; a pilgrimage to the holy places of your ancestors; audio books to sharpen your mind during your commute.


    Virgo (August 23-September 22)

    Happy Holy Daze, Virgo! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday presents for you. What might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2003? One recurring vision I have is of cheap gag gifts like whoopi cushions, fake ice cubes containing plastic flies, metal cans that purport to contain shelled peanuts but erupt with spring-loaded toy snakes when you open them up, and pencil sharpeners shaped like a human nose. Why these? It's not so much that I think you need to liberate your inner child in the coming months, though that would be beneficial. What I'm even more interested in is inspiring you to be a bit more mischievous and a lot less literal. You'll be amazed at how much your chances for success will improve if you don’t follow the rules quite so strictly.




    Libra (September 23-October 22)

    Happy Holy Daze, Libra! What could you do to make yourself more swashbuckling in 2003? What new influences will encourage you to leap into the surprising adventures that'll often be available in the coming months? I suggest that you ask for or give yourself holiday gifts that will inspire you in this direction. How about a scale model of a pirate ship for your home altar, for instance? Or maybe a sword-and-sorcery role-playing game like Dungeons and Dragons? The best gift of all might be a posable action figure made in your image. Think you can swing that?



    Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

    Happy Holy Daze, Scorpio! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2003? Here’s what I'd give you if I could: 1. your own personal flag, customized with a design that symbolizes your growing authority; 2. a coat of arms that honors both your ancestral past and the unique style with which you're transcending your ancestral past; 3. a constitution or mission statement that encodes your highest ideals; 4. a scepter, crown, ring, and throne that make you feel like the royal ruler of a thriving domain.


    Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

    Happy Holy Daze, Sagittarius! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What might inspire you to make best use of the astrological opportunities in the coming months? Here's one idea: the entire costume collection of a defunct theater company. With your closet full of exotic and dramatic new choices, you could dress up in a variety of roles without becoming attached to any of them. And that, in my opinion, would be just what the soul doctor ordered for you to achieve prime psychological health during the Great Experiment that will unfold in 2003.



    Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

    Happy Holy Daze, Capricorn! I've been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2003? Here's what I'd give you if I could: a weathervane in the form of an eagle made of solid gold. With that as your guiding image, you'd never forget how valuable it'll be to know which way the wind is blowing. The trends sweeping through your environment will be shifting frequently in the coming months, and so will your moods. You should be constantly surveying the ever-changing patterns from above, like an eagle in the hunting mode, ready to descend and pounce whenever your mood comes into sync with the current trend sweeping through your environment.


    Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

    Happy Holy Daze, Aquarius! Usually I encourage you to keep cultivating the broad-minded, visionary viewpoints that come so naturally to you. In 2003, I will, in addition to that, be urging you to bolster your mastery of intricate details. To help you remember to think small as often as you think big, I suggest you ask your allies to give you one of the following symbolic gifts this holiday season: a magnifying glass, a microscope, a map of the human genome, or the video called "Powers of Ten," which shows images ranging from the Milky Way Galaxy to the nucleus of a carbon atom.



    Pisces (February 19-March 20)

    Happy Holy Daze, Pisces! I predict that it will be crucial for you to take matters into your own hands in 2003. You should constantly ask yourself, "What will inspire me not to depend on the so-called experts?" and "What will ensure that I never just sit around waiting for lucky breaks to provide my momentum?" Here, then, is my suggestion about what holiday gift you should ask for or give yourself: a do-it-yourself kit that suits your specific field of endeavor; something that helps you set up your own corporation, for instance, or create your own rituals, or turn your brainstorm into a salable product, or make your own compost bin or hot tub or pleasure cruiser.
     
  2. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
  3. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
    scorpio whaT!!!!!!!
     
  4. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
  5. GI Jew

    GI Jew New Jack

    Joined: Dec 5, 2002 Messages: 4 Likes Received: 0
  6. beardo

    beardo Guest

    nice


    whats up for new years gents??

    fr8oh
    mental
    pilau
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  7. PHYNE

    PHYNE Guest

    virgo like what......
     
  8. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    i want to get drunk.
     
  9. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...i think rob has some rusto and drunken debauchery in the forecast...holler!


    when are we high filootin kid?????
     
  10. yoshy

    yoshy Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2000 Messages: 738 Likes Received: 0
    the bar in my closet that i hang all my clothes on collapsed for the
    second time. i think its a sign to approach the new year naked, in body
    and soul.

    horses.

    yoshy.
     
  11. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    for once shit is on point. eludes perfectly to cocaine and sexing hot girls. amazing
     
  12. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    holler, i'm up to montreal but ninjas keep bailing on me. c'mon up if you like. 28th to the 2nd
     
  13. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    oh yeah thats cool and that whore o scope shit reminds me...

    shit changes everytime you click on her too.


    http://www.pessimysticmeg.tk

    might not work
     
  14. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    now if your girl racked those cans she would possibly be the best person ever. id vote for her as the democratic candidate in 2004.
     
  15. khaotic970

    khaotic970 New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    I LOVE IT MAN
    MY GIRL BAUGHT ME SOME DJ EQUIPMENT FROM PRO SOUND AND SOME MAGS AND VIDEOS FROM XYLENE AND MAAAAN I CANT WAIT FOR XMAS... PLUS SHE GOTS A LINGERAE SANTA SUIT HAHAA ITS ON BOYS
     
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