GLIK$ Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Then throw it the fuck out: Link: ( http://www.notmilk.com/lawbreakers.html ) Your state may be in violation of a federal ordinance by allowing too many pus cells in milk sold at your supermarkets. One cup of wholesome milk cannot contain more than 50 million pus cells. That's 200 million pus cells per quart (liter). At the end of this column you will find a chart comparing the average number of pus cells in milk sold in your state to other American states. (The following list contains the number of pus cells expressed per milliliter of milk... about the size of a thimbleful. To obtain the number of pus cells per LITER of milk [about one quart] please add three zeros to the following numbers) AL - 444,000 AZ - 360,000 AR - 486,000 CA - 298,000 CO - 312,000 CT - 310,000 DE - 386,000 FL - 548,000 GA - 407,000 ID - 320,000 IL - 322,000 IN - 343,000 IA - 333,000 KS - 476,000 KY - 413,000 LA - 479,000 ME - 290,000 MD - 351,000 MA - 308,000 MI - 287,000 MN - 420,000 MS - 442,000 MO - 437,000 MT - 248,000 NE - 443,000 NV - 330,000 NH - 299,000 NJ - 339,000 NM - 311,000 NY - 280,000 NC - 364,000 ND - 344,000 OH - 327,000 OK - 483,000 OR - 286,000 PA - 317,000 RI - 206,000 SC - 404,000 SD - 459,000 TN - 413,000 TX - 342,000 UT - 284,000 VT - 302,000 VA - 333,000 WA - 275,000 WV - 422,000 WI - 297,000 WY - 341,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 310,000 oh yea baby drink up http://www.staticfiends.com/my_trip/got_milk.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 i don't drink the stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 thank god I don't drink real milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 a] what in the fuck are pus cells? b] are these cells are good or a bad thing? c] why on earth do i even give a shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 i cant stand drinking milk. its all about the h2o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 11, 2004 Author Share Posted March 11, 2004 Pus in milk? A dairy cow filters ten-thousand quarts of blood through her udder each day and uses dead white blood cells (somatic cells) to manufacture her milk. These dead cells are pus cells. Dairy scientists are aware that when one quart of milk is tainted with 400 million or more pus cells, some 35% of the milking cows in the herd are infected with mastitis. Udders bleed, discharges, including bacteria and blood drip into the milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 I DRINK LIKE TWO LITRES OF MILK A DAY, EVERDAY. SO FAR THE PUS HASNT AFFECTED ME. DRINK ON TURBO, DRINK ON SON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Somebody on here once said that chocolate milk was the dairy manufacturers' way of covering all the bloody/pusy runoff. That ruined milk, chocolate or otherwise, for me forever..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 11, 2004 Author Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE thank god I don't drink real milk Soy milk tastes better anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 EVER SINCE I LICKED MY GIRLFRIENDS ASSHOLE I HAVENT BEEN PUT OFF BY ANYTHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK EVER SINCE I LICKED MY GIRLFRIENDS ASSHOLE I HAVENT BEEN PUT OFF BY ANYTHING :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 MOST RANDOMN THREAD EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Soy milk tastes better anyway. truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE truth LIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK LIE FIB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 i got to PUS and stopped.... i like milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million FIB INCORRECT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK INCORRECT truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 11, 2004 Author Share Posted March 11, 2004 Unsafe Levels of Dioxin have been found in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream. Ben & Jerry’s promotional literature reveals that Dioxin's cause "cancer, genetic and reproductive defects and learning disabilities." "The level of dioxin tested in Ben & Jerry's was almost 200 times greater than the "virtually safe [daily] dose" so Turbo... I'm guessing your parents are probably from Vermont and loved Ben & Jerry's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Unsafe Levels of Dioxin have been found in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream. Ben & Jerry’s promotional literature reveals that Dioxin's cause "cancer, genetic and reproductive defects and learning disabilities." "The level of dioxin tested in Ben & Jerry's was almost 200 times greater than the "virtually safe [daily] dose" so Turbo... I'm guessing your parents are probably from Vermont and loved Ben & Jerry's. WORST GUESS, EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 11, 2004 Author Share Posted March 11, 2004 - good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 gliko are you practicing being a reporter / inspector gadget type for any reason? nobody gives a shit about these stupid facts. edit: (except turbocapslok) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 WELL I THINK THEY ARE INTERESTING. TEASE WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE ALL OF YOUR THREADS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT GIRLS, TATTOOOS AND WHATNOT AND THEN TURN AROUND AND NAG GLIKO ABOUT MAKING THIS THREAD. I FOR ONE FOUND IT INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT THERE WAS PUS IN MILK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 11, 2004 Author Share Posted March 11, 2004 Maybe I should make a thread about what MTV reality show I watched, and which slutola I want to nut on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Maybe I should make a thread about what MTV reality show I watched, and which slutola I want to nut on. ... Originally posted by Glik0 - good one. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 slutola :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 http://www.mdp03.nigga.com.ar/images/elhijodebona_jpg.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK EVER SINCE I LICKED MY GIRLFRIENDS ASSHOLE I HAVENT BEEN PUT OFF BY ANYTHING :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 i only drink milk once a year and thats only because of the christmas time eggnog i cant stand milk vile vile drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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