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Got Milk?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GLIK$, Mar 11, 2004.

  1. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Then throw it the fuck out:

    Link: ( http://www.notmilk.com/lawbreakers.html )

    Your state may be in violation of a federal
    ordinance by allowing too many pus cells in
    milk sold at your supermarkets. One cup of
    wholesome milk cannot contain more than 50
    million pus cells. That's 200 million pus
    cells per quart (liter). At the end of this
    column you will find a chart comparing the
    average number of pus cells in milk sold in
    your state to other American states.

    (The following list contains the number of pus cells
    expressed per milliliter of milk... about the size of a
    thimbleful. To obtain the number of pus cells per LITER of
    milk [about one quart] please add three zeros to the
    following numbers)

    AL - 444,000
    AZ - 360,000
    AR - 486,000
    CA - 298,000
    CO - 312,000
    CT - 310,000
    DE - 386,000
    FL - 548,000
    GA - 407,000
    ID - 320,000
    IL - 322,000
    IN - 343,000
    IA - 333,000
    KS - 476,000
    KY - 413,000
    LA - 479,000
    ME - 290,000
    MD - 351,000
    MA - 308,000
    MI - 287,000
    MN - 420,000
    MS - 442,000
    MO - 437,000
    MT - 248,000
    NE - 443,000
    NV - 330,000
    NH - 299,000
    NJ - 339,000
    NM - 311,000
    NY - 280,000
    NC - 364,000
    ND - 344,000
    OH - 327,000
    OK - 483,000
    OR - 286,000
    PA - 317,000
    RI - 206,000
    SC - 404,000
    SD - 459,000
    TN - 413,000
    TX - 342,000
    UT - 284,000
    VT - 302,000
    VA - 333,000
    WA - 275,000
    WV - 422,000
    WI - 297,000
    WY - 341,000
     
  2. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    310,000 oh yea baby drink up

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  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  4. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    thank god I don't drink real milk
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    a] what in the fuck are pus cells?

    b] are these cells are good or a bad thing?

    c] why on earth do i even give a shit?
     
  6. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 1
    i cant stand drinking milk. its all about the h2o.
     
  7. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Pus in milk? A dairy cow filters ten-thousand
    quarts of blood through her udder each day and
    uses dead white blood cells (somatic cells) to
    manufacture her milk. These dead cells are pus
    cells. Dairy scientists are aware that when
    one quart of milk is tainted with 400 million
    or more pus cells, some 35% of the milking
    cows in the herd are infected with mastitis.
    Udders bleed, discharges, including bacteria
    and blood drip into the milk.
     
  8. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    I DRINK LIKE TWO LITRES OF MILK A DAY, EVERDAY. SO FAR THE PUS HASNT AFFECTED ME. DRINK ON TURBO, DRINK ON SON!
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Somebody on here once said that chocolate milk was the dairy manufacturers' way of covering all the bloody/pusy runoff. That ruined milk, chocolate or otherwise, for me forever.....
     
  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117

    Soy milk tastes better anyway.
     
  11. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    EVER SINCE I LICKED MY GIRLFRIENDS ASSHOLE I HAVENT BEEN PUT OFF BY ANYTHING
     
  12. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    :yum:
     
  13. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    MOST RANDOMN THREAD EVER.
     
  14. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    truth
     
  15. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    LIE
     
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