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Got Milk?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GLIK$, Mar 11, 2004.

  1. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Got Milk?

    Discussion started by GLIK$ - Mar 11, 2004

    Then throw it the fuck out:

    Link: ( http://www.notmilk.com/lawbreakers.html )

    Your state may be in violation of a federal
    ordinance by allowing too many pus cells in
    milk sold at your supermarkets. One cup of
    wholesome milk cannot contain more than 50
    million pus cells. That's 200 million pus
    cells per quart (liter). At the end of this
    column you will find a chart comparing the
    average number of pus cells in milk sold in
    your state to other American states.

    (The following list contains the number of pus cells
    expressed per milliliter of milk... about the size of a
    thimbleful. To obtain the number of pus cells per LITER of
    milk [about one quart] please add three zeros to the
    following numbers)

    AL - 444,000
    AZ - 360,000
    AR - 486,000
    CA - 298,000
    CO - 312,000
    CT - 310,000
    DE - 386,000
    FL - 548,000
    GA - 407,000
    ID - 320,000
    IL - 322,000
    IN - 343,000
    IA - 333,000
    KS - 476,000
    KY - 413,000
    LA - 479,000
    ME - 290,000
    MD - 351,000
    MA - 308,000
    MI - 287,000
    MN - 420,000
    MS - 442,000
    MO - 437,000
    MT - 248,000
    NE - 443,000
    NV - 330,000
    NH - 299,000
    NJ - 339,000
    NM - 311,000
    NY - 280,000
    NC - 364,000
    ND - 344,000
    OH - 327,000
    OK - 483,000
    OR - 286,000
    PA - 317,000
    RI - 206,000
    SC - 404,000
    SD - 459,000
    TN - 413,000
    TX - 342,000
    UT - 284,000
    VT - 302,000
    VA - 333,000
    WA - 275,000
    WV - 422,000
    WI - 297,000
    WY - 341,000
     
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  2. Daze One Million

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    Daze One Million - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    310,000 oh yea baby drink up

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  3. Dick Quickwood

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    i don't drink the stuff
     
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  4. EyeforAnEYE

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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    thank god I don't drink real milk
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    a] what in the fuck are pus cells?

    b] are these cells are good or a bad thing?

    c] why on earth do i even give a shit?
     
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  6. cmeup

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    cmeup - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    i cant stand drinking milk. its all about the h2o.
     
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  7. GLIK$

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    GLIK$ - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    Pus in milk? A dairy cow filters ten-thousand
    quarts of blood through her udder each day and
    uses dead white blood cells (somatic cells) to
    manufacture her milk. These dead cells are pus
    cells. Dairy scientists are aware that when
    one quart of milk is tainted with 400 million
    or more pus cells, some 35% of the milking
    cows in the herd are infected with mastitis.
    Udders bleed, discharges, including bacteria
    and blood drip into the milk.
     
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    TURBOCAPSLOK - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    I DRINK LIKE TWO LITRES OF MILK A DAY, EVERDAY. SO FAR THE PUS HASNT AFFECTED ME. DRINK ON TURBO, DRINK ON SON!
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    Somebody on here once said that chocolate milk was the dairy manufacturers' way of covering all the bloody/pusy runoff. That ruined milk, chocolate or otherwise, for me forever.....
     
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    Soy milk tastes better anyway.
     
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    EVER SINCE I LICKED MY GIRLFRIENDS ASSHOLE I HAVENT BEEN PUT OFF BY ANYTHING
     
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    :yum:
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Mar 11, 2004

    MOST RANDOMN THREAD EVER.
     
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    truth
     
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    LIE
     
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