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good stragegy

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by isor357, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    your at a bar and you see 3 girls sitting at a table. 2 are hot and one is fat. Attractive women have built in defense mechanisms. They get it every time they go out. If you sit down and try to holla at them right from the jump more often than not you will be dismissed. Everytime you try such a manuever you are potentially walking into a trap. The fat friend on the other hand is way more open and willing to talk to you. Pay most of your attention to the fat chick. When one of her friends talks to you....be polite and respond but maintain your attention with the fat one. Be charming witty and funny. Sooner than later her friends will start wondering why you arent trying to hollar at them instead. This is where you switch dirrections. This little trick has worked every time ive tried it (3 times) You get the opportunity to spit your game and you make them curious. I learned it from a friend and he said its never failed for him either. In the worst case scenario you bag yourself a fatty
     
  2. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    sooooooooooooo thats how its done...

    :idea:
     
  3. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    it's a real good idea. the "pretty" girls get all worried about why you aren't talking to them and in turn they try and get at you. the way i like it.
     
  4. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    This seems dangerous. Especially that worst case scenario.
     
  5. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    what homie failed to mention is you have to be a pretty attractive guy for this to work properly. :rolleyes:
     
  6. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    ^works for me and I'm an ugly dude.
     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    no f'in way.

    Fat friends ALWAYS hate on your game.

    The classic scenario in which they know they aren't going to get much in the way of attention or loving and thus will resort to a variety of dirty tricks to ensure everyone else stays as single and miserable as them.
     
  8. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    Lens does make a valid point. if Lens were trying to do this, he would have a gang of black dudes cheering him on! :lol:

    wonk saggin.
     
  9. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    Personally i never settle with the fat one. I will however take her number. She may have more hot friends for me to hit on.
    This little recepie just gets your foot in the door. It gives you the opportunity that you may not have otherwise had to say what you have to say. You sit down and you dont try to hollar at the hot ones. Let them have their own conversations. Add your 2 cents here and there. They shouldnt be bitches because you are being nice to their ugly friend. They know better. Let them open up to you. As long as they dont feel that you are on the offensive they wont be blocking.
     
  10. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    if the fat one is a bitch YOU ABORT.

    usually they are super nice.... they have
    to be
     
  11. (asshole)

    (asshole) New Jack

    Joined: Feb 5, 2005 Messages: 54 Likes Received: 0

    i hate fat hoes.
     
  12. xen

    xen Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 4, 2004 Messages: 2,803 Likes Received: 302
    Then if you do get at the pretty one, they always say that they don't want to leave without their fat friend so it helps to have a drunk friend with low standards with you just in case. If it is a really good friend, you are obligated to take one for the team and vice versa.
     
  13. YoTeddyFinger!

    YoTeddyFinger! New Jack

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 70 Likes Received: 0
    theres too much anti-fat women in this thread. fucking whales, and your all faggots for being anti fat women. your worse than bin laden
     
  14. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    sometimes you just got to take on for the team and don the fatty.. :huh2:
     
  15. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    holler @ gun point.
     
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