duh-rye-won Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 funny lines from movies. a line from a book. something someone famous said. lyrics. whatever. just keep em short. as much as you think your favorite song has the most genius lyrics ever written, no one has the patience to read the whole fuckin thing. "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." -Einstein "Who ask me what we don't got that you got son For one, flow that's elementary my dear Wat-son Secondly, ever since I was little Not so much to riddle, least rhyme to the syllable" -MF DOOM "I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar. i am the sun and air" -Morissey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 "Get yo butt outta my pocket" -- Fat Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 "you're like a room full of retards trying to fuck a doorknob" patches o'halloran, dodgeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 The one Mr. ABC has as his signature is solid comedy gold. I think it was made by that kid Buttmunch. worth the time to look up and laugh at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippopotamus Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 "life is like a box a chocolates, ya never know what ya gonna get" - Forest Gump's mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted October 18, 2004 Author Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Oct 18 2004, 06:30 AM I'm what AIDS gets infected with when it has a death wish. Straight up, cigarettes smoke me. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 "careface" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 These chicks dont even know the name of my band... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Hippopotamus@Oct 18 2004, 01:17 AM yo I fuckin hate onesecondple too, hes a little bitch ass faggot, I still remember the thread he made on that faggot little bitch prank he did in his bitch ass white boy dorms where he put paper all over the floor, just fucking paper, and damn the whole thing was fucking useless.. I could see myself picking on him if we would have went to the same high school. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 ^^ Ok we get the point, you found that funny.. drop it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 ive put it one place, and my sig, so two places, dont get mad, get glad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMG Im Naked Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Lets be friends. we will get through this...one step at a time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I know who I WAS when I woke up this morning, but I must have changed several times since then.- Lewis Caroll, Alice in Wonderland "You are who you pretend to be, so be careful what you pretend." -Kurt Vonnegut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 "Spank my ass and call me Debbie!! Dare not defy my commands! These hands! I can't get them off my wrists!! Oh, God!!" -Happy Noodle Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 "Emu farm?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 "Reading someone else's blueprint of mental progress will not transfer its realizations to you. you have to develop them on yourself" - Dali Lama "LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoneske Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.~ Cherie Carter-Scott Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards. ~Lois McMaster Bujold, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -- Winston Churchill But there is indeed also: "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." -- Mark Twain and "A lie can be half-way around the world before truth has got his boots on." -- James Callaghan I wonder who's the true mastermind behind this quote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 can i get a what what.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "I got a crush on you." one of many messages written on sandbags dropped from black hawk helicopters onto unsuspecting Somali hooligans during our military operations there a few years back. I always thought that was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "1,2,3,4 why the fuck cant mc's mc no more?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "get it how you live" "its not where your from,its where your at" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly T.N.T!!! I'm The Guns Of The Navarrone!!! The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 throw yo shitty drawers in tha hamper next time, come strapped with a fuckin pamper. :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoneske Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 I tell the truth , even when I lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Words are hollow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 churchill had great one liners off the top of his head for example: a politician that had insulted him publicly came to his house to apologise and the butler answered the door. the butler announces to churhill whos on the toilet that so and so has arrived . churchill responds with "hold one one moment.i can only take on shit at a time." he used to drink alot and showed up at work sauced one day. a lady casually comments that he smells like booze and must be drunk. he responds with "yes i am drunk, but tommorrow ill wake up and ill be sober. tommorow youll wake up and youll still be ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "The tard's pants are completely off" -from Drop Dead Georgous "Tell me Jimmy, do you like films about gladiators?" -Captain Ouver or something from Airplane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "I'll build your coffin out of branches from your family tree." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "ASL, wanna cyber?" (origin unknown) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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