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good parking spaces...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by vinyl junkie, Feb 28, 2002.

  1. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i scored a parking space right in front of my apartment last night... now i don't wanna drive anywhere cuz i know i'll never be able to park this close again... that and spiteing my neighbors by staying in that spot for weeks and weeks would be really entertaining...
     
  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    hahahahaha.......did anyone ever see that Seinfeld??
     
  3. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    i was hoping that this thread was about annoying fuckers that would sit and wait 5 minutes while someone backed out, just so that they wouldnt have to walk an extra 5 or 6 spaces.


    fuckers...i had to sit behind some asshole while he waited for some else.
    they should both die. him for being a dumb lazy bastard, her for taking so fucking long..
    come on people, a little exercise wont kill you.
     
  4. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha! i'm on it!

    heeeere, puppy, puppy, puppy...
     
  5. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    I get like that at school. I wanna go get something off campus to eat but don't want to leave my primo space and then get back and have to park at the end of the lot. Get some chalk and put a chalk outline down there maybe some police tape.
     
  6. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    how about when someone follows you all the way through a parking lot so they can get your space... i've had people drive right behind me while i'm walking, all the way through a big parking lot... when people do that, once i actually get to my car i like to turn on the engine, and then just sit there and smoke a couple of cigarettes...
     
  7. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    HEHEHE TOOL WON A FRIGGEN GRAMMY:D

    BUT THE SURPRISE FOR ME WAS OZZOMATLI...BUT NO CHALI TUNA

    J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5J5 JURASSIC!!!!
     
  8. uh and yes

    uh and yes New Jack

    Joined: Jul 27, 2001 Messages: 4 Likes Received: 0
    a friend of mine goes to a university down south, and he went out one night with rusto yellow and covered all the RESERVED parking blocks. it was the university scandal of the decade. everyone flipped out. a newspaper interviewed him via email. a bunch of crazy shit. basically they thought he was doing it because he wanted to make security look dumb. anyways, the newspaper was given a subpoena to turn over all information on my friend. its been like 5 weeks. maybe they will just drop it. but, a good prank none the less.
     
  9. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    i swear to fuckin god if someone follows me around the parking lot ill walk in circles around the motherfucker...
    ill be scratchin my head screaming out "where the FUCK is my car?"

    then ill say "oh yea, i parked in the main street deck, not this one"


    fuck'em...
     
  10. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    that chalk outline isnt a bad idea but just set a construction cone in the space. people wont think nothing of and just figure theyre doing a repair. shit, at school i dont even pay for parking anymore cuz even if you do theres nowhere to park. i just park behind the library in the pay spaces that i dont pay for-ones youre supposed to pay for everyday. way closer to my classes too.
     
  11. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
    I hate it when people follow me around when im going back to my car...but you can use this to your advantage walk around no where near your car and see how long they'll follow you...
     
  12. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    What you do if someone is waiting, Get in start up, back a couple inches. Stop, get out, pretend to pick something off the ground get back in and wait for a while. So they sit there for a long ass time and then eventually decide to go somewhere else after they wasted their time.
     
  13. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    me and a friend of mine who lived in the same building stole some construction cones one night, for about a week we kept them in our trunks, backed out and stuck those fuckers in our prime parking spots....after a while people figured out though and they just ended up in the bushes....
     
  14. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    or get out and tie your shoe. then kick every tire for air.
     
  15. Jewish Task Force

    Jewish Task Force Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2001 Messages: 1,626 Likes Received: 2
    what to do:


    1. walk around for a while really slow
    2. act like you are breaking into cars, then walk up and ask them for a coat hanger
    3. sit down on your hood and look at them.
    4. ask them for money.
    5. start running
     
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