Guest NoamChomsky Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 So,two jewish guys are talking and the 1st says happily"I just won the lottery" the second one says "congratulations!,what are you going to do with the money?"The 1st guy says " I'm going to build a monument to Hitler" "Why the fuck would you do that?"says the 2nd guy. "Well,i got the lucky number off of my forearm"says the 1st guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 HOLLA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Please Believe ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Hi guys,well im down here in the south attending army ranger selection,shits hardcore i finally found people who like breaking down doors and shooting people in the face and watching them die like i do.One of the instructors is the guy in black hawk down who got separated from his squad and fought his way back alone.Wish me luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 GLAD TO HEAR YOU FOUND YOUR NICHE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 and tell me again why you picked noam chomskys name. i dont think ol noam likes kicking down doors and shooting people in the grill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 well, i was not really in the mood to go to college,so i thought i'd jump out of airplanes and shoot people for a few years just to see what it's like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by NoamChomsky One of the instructors is the guy in black hawk down who got separated from his squad and fought his way back alone. thats gotta be a bit intimidating...luck, mang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 someday i hope to have as many confirmed kills as him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 holy fuck..the guy from somalia who fought his way back alone... that is so fucking ill that dude has got to be one of the most dedicated soldiers on earth.. to go back into service after that?! yikes. good luck, glad to hear you are having fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 hooah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 good attitude ranger... good luck man. have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by yoink good attitude ranger... good luck man. have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Dedicated Soldier? What fucking choice did the man have? It's either kick ass and take names or wind up with a mob dragging your dead body down the Main Street of another Third World shithole. If Bill Clinton hadn't been such a COLLASSAL FUCKING ASSHOLE, those soldiers would have been supported by a SHITLOAD OF TANKS. And then, to top it off, he didn't retailate! What the fuck kind of pussy does THAT? He should have immediately bombed the place flat. MINIMUM, they should have shelled the FUCK out of Mogadishu by naval gunfire for about 48 hours straight. Sorry mother fuckers. I hope the entire goddam country starves to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Originally posted by NoamChomsky Hi guys,well im down here in the south attending army ranger selection,shits hardcore i finally found people who like breaking down doors and shooting people in the face and watching them die like i do.One of the instructors is the guy in black hawk down who got separated from his squad and fought his way back alone.Wish me luck. With a dumbass attitude like that you wont be able to make it. They are professionals not idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 my best of luck to you when your in iraq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 i dont get that joke ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 even though you wear pajamas. i hope you stay alive and get you confirmed kills. 5 bucks from ol Pistol if you get a head shot on Saddam or that funny looking north korean pimp guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Re: Dedicated Soldier? Originally posted by KaBar What fucking choice did the man have? It's either kick ass and take names or wind up with a mob dragging your dead body down the Main Street of another Third World shithole. Sorry mother fuckers. I hope the entire goddam country starves to death. slow down there KaBar.. i meant that the dude did his thing in somalia, and NOW HE IS STILL SERVING THE ARMED FORCES.. okay? i'm not a moron, i realize that IN SOMALIA he had no choice but to keep on keepin on.. if you want to rant you should start another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 rorzing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 i feel like sinbad at a Jamba Juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Kabar is so fuckin predictable its not even funny...on a sidenote with that attitude i wish to find your self in a 'third world' shithole...see how much people care about that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract HOLLA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Damn, KaBar takin the heat. He could probably kill me relatively quickly though, along with a few of you cock fucks that seem to think you deserve respect. Keep that in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 good luck shooting and all that. you were a funny dude, nota military type. hopefully youll get stationed in napoli or venezia and you can do nothing but go on pub crawls on your weekends off and get hassled by my drunk ass cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUNG DUN Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 http://www.southendpress.org/images/Propaganda.jpg'> YOU'VE BEEN HAD.......... GIVE PEACE A CHANCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 what up noam.....i must say that i am somewhat shocked by your desire to shoot someone in the face and i did not really believe you when you said you were going there a few months back....but alas i can not forget all the funny shit you dropped, so perhaps this is my lesson in acceptance.... i hope all is well with ya, stay safe mangs.... ps... did ya ever end up reading more ayn rand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 by the way thats a funny ass joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by krie i dont get that joke ? WWII Germany, concentration camps. Jews were given number tattoos on their forearms for easy identification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Originally posted by NoamChomsky well, i was not really in the mood to go to college,so i thought i'd jump out of airplanes and shoot people for a few years just to see what it's like. Wow, at first I thought you were being sarcastic. What an attitude...you rank right up there with Dubya! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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