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good April Fools Jokes...that you can play on people thoughout the year

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Apr 1, 2002.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    pour tabasco in the coffee...
    piss in somebodys 40...
    light someones house on fire...
    but my all time favorite...was born on April Fools Day.3 years ago
    its called......
    "You Have Something Dragging Under Your Car!!"
    to pull this off,you must go driving around..
    pick a sweet victim...you then stick your fat head out of the window and "look seriously scared for them" and yell, dont scream''only if your a girl and pretend to cry..well, you yell,"theres somethin under your car!!".....
    you must motion and point while you're "trying to fool them."
    repeat if necessary...have the passenger or drive help you out..
    i wouldnt pick any crazy looking people over...
    this gag works 95% of the time..
    i have pulled over tour busses..dumb teenagers...old ladies....parents with thier kids..some regular guys and gals...
    the tour busses were the greatest...at first they were waving at me,throwing shakas..and i waved my hands in the air and gave them a scared look on my face and said..."Noooooo:eek: ..youuuu..haaaave..soomthing...underneath the bus..while motioning with my hands...they became very frightened and told the bus driver to pull over...we came upon another bus and did it again....
    :lol: :lol:
  2. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i was concieved on april fools...

    i guess my dad was a joker too....;)
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    hey everyone the new 12oz urban renewal program supply store is open! UrbanRenewal

  4. NATO

    NATO Guest

    / i dont fall for that sought of thing that easy.
  5. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    bump bump bumpity bump bump

    that "got something under car" thing sounds dope as duck.
  6. SenorSeven

    SenorSeven Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2001 Messages: 2,727 Likes Received: 0
    tell a girl you got aids after you fucked her raw..
    then tell her you dont..
    but you really do.
    what a cruel joke.
  7. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Re: bump bump bumpity bump bump

  8. for the last hour i've been telling my friends that i got laid at work today, only one person has fallen for it. damn.....
  9. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    I was out with a girl today and we did the "you got something under your car" thing. It was fun.
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    fart in you left hand, and while the person is distracted by watching you, you slap them HARD in the face with your right... that's ALWAYS a hoot
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  12. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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  13. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    the good ole palm bomb
  14. bug

    bug Guest

    cruel joke? its a joke on you, because even if you are joking, you will NEVER get some from her again
  15. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    in grade six me and a couple friends duct taped all the chairs and desks together , the taped that to the doorknob , then when someone opened the door , all the chairs and such fell over ..........haha it was funny