ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I just got bonded out from the county jail and that place is a motherfucker! I remember three things about it.....swinging like a mad man until the cops had my face scrapping up against a wall, trading an XL Hanes white tee for 4XL long sleeve black tee with some black guy( I still have no fucking clue why I did this) and fucking sitting in a dirty ass cell for 38 hours with no sheos. Fuck jail! and fuck xanax! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 i dont know anything about jail, but xanax really helps my grandma *edit* btw, nice first post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by dosoner@Oct 9 2004, 02:04 AM i dont know anything about jail, but xanax really helps my grandma *edit* btw, nice first post? Quoted post I thought it'd help me but all it did for me was knock me the fuck out and put me into a vicious rage, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by ChrisWalkenOner@Oct 9 2004, 02:12 AM I thought it'd help me but all it did for me was knock me the fuck out and put me into a vicious rage, Quoted post So like you must have had some raging dreams! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 STFU NU.B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK@Oct 9 2004, 02:17 AM STFU NU.B Quoted post :shook: I BOW IN THE PRESCENE OF MEGA NERD TURBOCAPSLOK. I'M NOT WORTHY TO BE A PART OF YOUR 12OZ NERD CLUB. "Shit man......FUCK 12oz! They change their site and now they got all these new chumps on board! And now they gotfucking guys with names like ChrisWalken on here. They fucking sold out man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I'm afraid you being a chump has nothing to do with the board being new. But good try i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 set a pitchfork on the ground, pointing up bend over the pitchfork with the pointed part on your stomach put your weight on the pitchfork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 :shook: :shook: :shook: :shook: :shook: SOMEONE! HELP ME! THE DWEEB POSSE IS DISSING ME......ON THE INTERNET!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by ChrisWalkenOner@Oct 9 2004, 12:52 AM trading an XL Hanes white tee for 4XL long sleeve black tee Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 Motherfucker I don't live in Nebraska...i don't got no fucking pitchfork in my yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by ChrisWalkenOner@Oct 9 2004, 06:52 AM trading an XL Hanes white tee for 4XL long sleeve black tee with some black guy( I still have no fucking clue why I did this) Quoted post Probably because he was big enough to need a 4xl shirt and you were in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 yes, but that still doesn't change the fact that oversized tshirts are the lamest shit ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 ok kids, enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Shame you can't do anything about it despite the fact that it says you're crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 We were both in jail and he gave me the black shirt. And I didn't take the fucking shirt to make a fashion statement. There's not a whole lot of people to impress in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 first you tell us you traded for the shirt, now you're telling me he gave it to you. Sounds like you're making up stories here son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 MrChupacabra I bet you go to sleep every night with your fingers crossed praying the next day you'll be crew on 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 yeah, how'd you guess. And let me guess, you go to bed every night hoping that tito gets out of jail soon so he can start plugging your ass again while you're hopped up on xanax and beating up some cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Swinging at the cops probably didnt help matter's much...Where were your shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by ChrisWalkenOner@Oct 9 2004, 01:52 AM I just got bonded out from the county jail and that place is a motherfucker! I remember three things about it.....swinging like a mad man until the cops had my face scrapping up against a wall, trading an XL Hanes white tee for 4XL long sleeve black tee with some black guy( I still have no fucking clue why I did this) and fucking sitting in a dirty ass cell for 38 hours with no sheos. Fuck jail! and fuck xanax! Quoted post You dumb fuck. Looks like someone around here can't read..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 you dumb fuck, i read that. And then in the reply above the one where i mentioned that, you said he GAVE it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 "They say the end is close it's coming fast... not every one of us is going to last...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 They don't rape people in county you dumbass, that's for the motherfuckers up state who are spending the rest of their life in prison. And I wasn't swinging at the cops, I was swinging at my cousin. When they came and got me I only had on boxers and jeans and they took me downtown without anything on my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Ah, Clarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 Yeah I did. Because he gave me the black shirt after I gave him the white one. It's called TRADING> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Originally posted by ChrisWalkenOner@Oct 8 2004, 11:43 PM They don't rape people in county you dumbass, that's for the motherfuckers up state who are spending the rest of their life in prison. And I wasn't swinging at the cops, I was swinging at my cousin. When they came and got me I only had on boxers and jeans and they took me downtown without anything on my feet. Quoted post this must have been your first time being arrested, or you never watch cops. they take your ass in wearing whatever you got on when they show up. right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 This thread rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisWalkenOner Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 I guess they bring you in wearing whatever you got on....I don't even remember getting in a squad car. When I was 16 I got sent to the mental hospital in a sweater, boxers and tube socks because I was "aggressive" in the er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struth Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I only have one thing to say about that mate.......STRUTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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