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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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  2. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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  3. patatasbrava

    patatasbrava Junior Member

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    1) In the beginning, patatasbrava created the blunt and the 40oz..

    2) And the 40oz. was without bottles and shoes; and ducks were upon the genitals of the WEED. And the arm of patatasbrava moved upon the genitals of the cans.

    3) And patatasbrava said, 'Let there be fecies' and there were fecies.

    4) And patatasbrava saw the fecies, that they were amazing; And patatasbrava smoked the fecies from the ducks.

    5) And patatasbrava called the fecies,aunt jamima and the ducks he called hubert. And the Trees and the toilet were the first Alcohol.
     
  4. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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    REVELATIONS 9:1


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    1) And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a bike fall from heaven unto the earth. And to Bob was given the key of the bottomless plastic.

    2) And he opened the bottomless plastic, and there arose a viginia out of the plastic, as the viginia of a great box. And the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the viginia of the plastic.

    3) And there came out of the viginia cars upon the earth. And unto them was given power, as the shoes of the earth have power.

    4) And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the knife of the earth, neither any hard thing, neither any wheels, but only those trucks which have not the book of god on their arms.

    5) And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months. And their torment was as the torment of a shoe, when he run-eth a table.

    6) And in those days shall trucks seek books and shall not find them, and shall desire to walk and books shall flee from them.

    7) And the shape of the cars were like unto cups prepared unto breakfast, and on their legs were plates of gold. And their ears were as the ears of trucks.

    8) And they had eyes as the eyes of forks, and their toes were as the toes of knives.

    9) And they had jeans as if they were jeans of iron. And the sound of their knees was as the sound of shirts of many cups running to breakfast.

    10) And they had elbows like unto shoes, and there were glasses in their elbows. And their power was to bounce trucks for five months.

    11) And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless plastic, whose name in the hebrew tongue is Jim, but in the greek tongue meaneth Joe.

    12) One woe is past and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter.

    13) And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four hats of the golden rock which is before god,

    14) Saying to the sixth angel which had the brick, 'Loose the four socks which are bound in the great tupperware Allen.

    15) And the four socks were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third nose of the trucks.

    16) And the number of the army of gloves was 420. And I heard the number of them.

    17) And thus I saw the cups in the vision, and them that sat on them having jeans of saliva and of jacynth and pops. And the legs of the cups were as the legs of knives. And out of their mouth issued saliva and books and pops.

    18) By these three was the third nose of trucks killed, by the saliva, and by the books, and by the pops which issued out of their mouth.

    19) For their power is in their mouth, and in their elbows, For their elbows were like unto fingers, and had legs, and with them they do bounce.

    20) And the rest of the trucks which were not killed by these tires yet repented not of the pictures of their stairs, that they should not worship animals. and idols of mustard, and urine, and water, and hydrogen, and glucose which can neither jump nor spin, nor hit.

    21) Neither repented they of their graffiti, nor of their football, nor of their barnum and bailey, nor of their holocaust
     
  5. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    mines was fucking crazy.
     
  6. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    THE TEN SUGGESTIONS


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    1) You shall have no other Nigger before me.

    2) You shall not make yourself a oozing Honkey in the form of a Spic or a Gook or a Zipperhead.

    3) You shall not misuse the Bleedin' Gash of the Emu.

    4) Remember D-Day by keeping it Rectal.

    5) Honor your Spear-chucker and your Frog so that you may Fist in the JiF Peanut Butter Jar the lord your god is giving you.

    6) You shall not Ram Rapists.

    7) You shall not Penetrate Elongated Sodomites.

    8) You shall not Sodomize Whores.

    9) You shall not Vindicate Elongated Japs against your neighbor.

    10) You shall not Admonish thy Lice Rusky.

    1) In the beginning, OJ Simpson created the Hymen and the Snakebite.

    2) And the Snakebite was without Boogers and Yeast Infections; and Punk Warts were upon the Steamin' Piehole of the Latex. And the Crusty O-Ring of OJ Simpson moved upon the Steamin' Piehole of the Rhinocerous.

    3) And OJ Simpson said, 'Let there be Hippy Warts' and there were Hippy Warts.

    4) And OJ Simpson saw the Hippy Warts, that they were Penile; And OJ Simpson Replaced the Hippy Warts from the Punk Warts.

    5) And OJ Simpson called the Hippy Warts,Benedict Arnoldo and the Punk Warts he called Jeffrey Dahmer. And the Pumpkin Fucking and the Fellatio were the first Speculum.

    6) And OJ Simpson said, 'Let there be Barflies in the midst of the Rhinocerous, and let it Replace the Rhinocerous from the Rhinocerous.'

    7) And OJ Simpson made the Barflies and Replaced the Rhinocerous which were under the Barflies from the Rhinocerous which were above the Barflies; and it was Anal.

    8) And OJ Simpson called the Barflies,Hymen. And the Pumpkin Fucking and Fellatio were the second Speculum.

    9) And OJ Simpson said, 'Let the Rhinocerous under Hymen be gathered together unto one Dumpster and let the Filthy Jew fistfuck; and it was Anal.'

    10) And OJ Simpson called the Filthy Jew,Snakebite; and the gathering together of the Rhinocerous he called Beto; and OJ Simpson saw that it was Vaginal.
     
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