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goddamned police!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by When, May 18, 2002.

  1. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    so im coming home from the hooka bar tonite with my roommate
    we get off the freeway and are driving down the street la de da.
    when a cop pulls beside us
    usually not a big deal right?
    well not this time!
    the cop follows us a couple of blocks and puts on her lights
    so im thinking wow another ticket for my bags or whatnot
    oh i couldnt be any more wrong!
    she takes my license after looking over my truck and telling me all the things that are wrong with it...
    were sitting there maybe 20 minutes when she comes back...
    she says '*** did you know that your license is suspended?'
    what the fuck is this! i have no warrants out and i have paid all my tickets
    she tells me ill have to take it up with the court and takes my license away
    at this point i am going fucking apeshit, because my license is NOT suspended!
    so now until i can contact the court, i have no license, no ID to buy smokes
    and i have a ticket for a suspended license, that isnt suspended!
    bullshit bullshit bullshit i tell you!
    im gonna go murder someone! maybe then ill get my license back, fuckers
     
  2. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    sucks man it helps to have a unconspicous car sometimes or is that inconspicious fuck it im drunk
     
  3. SPLINTER

    SPLINTER Guest

    if youre still in the area i suggest the Pomona court. dress up nice and do the whole yes sir no sir shit.
     
  4. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    yea having a ride that doesnt stand out would probably work but
    it not even about the ride
    its about this stupid cunt that swears i have a suspended license
    when i turn out not to have a suspended license i hope she gets
    reamed out the ass for it! but i know she wont they will all be like hahahahahahahaaahaha we made that shitheads day harder hahahahahaahaha, fuck them!
     
  5. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    yea im still in the area but im pretty sure i can only go to the
    san bernardino court to take care of this crap
    heads will roll, i have to go to work! how can i get to work without a license? fuck it im gonna drive anyways
     
  6. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    i need to go back to court in june, all the way since febuary has it been pending.
     
  7. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    i got court next month.....again.
     
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    "Dave, its the goddamn cops.."


    "Damnit dave, drop your sack and close your asscheeks"

    Now chip didnt even turn the stereo down...who wants to get their ass beat to a sound track anyways.."NO we aint gonna take it.."

    "Im sorry sir, I didnt know i couldnt do that"

    "I was SHOCKED"
     
  9. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    how come so many people get drunk and are all over the board?

    i dont drink a whole lot...but when im not at work, you more than likely wont find me on the computer....unless im playing counterstrike at my parents. and if im drinking, you DEFINITELY arent gonna see me logged in on here.

    fuckit, im high.





    just kidding, cause im at work. ah, another rant out of my system.
     
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    FUCK JOHN OR JANE LAW!



    FUCK THE USA!!!:eek:
     
  11. tEkRoCkS

    tEkRoCkS Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2001 Messages: 7,132 Likes Received: 0
    the same thing happened to my friend..but when he returned home he realized they spelled his name incorrectly and it was a differant person...make sure they got all ur info correct!
     
  12. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2

    its all good the reason? cuz after i get drunk im still drunk and i come home and cant sleep so where do i end up??? on here.. im a loser or i usually have kickbacks here with the crew and my crew like to look on the computer while everyone getting drunk so thats one reason. oh well fuck it..
     
  13. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    ^^^ Word and it keeps retards like us from trying to drive anywhere too..
     
  14. ceas902

    ceas902 Guest

    That sucks man...
    Last night I was with two of my buddies and and one of there fathers were driving us and we got pulled over. Now keep in mind my buddies Dad is fucken crazy and the guy in the back seat was black. So anyways the cop comes to the window and my buddies dad screams at him "WHY THE FUCK YOU PULL US OVER, BECAUSE I GOT A GODDAM BLACK GUY IN THE BACK SEAT!!!!!" Obviuosly the officer was alittle surprised and called back up. They ended up just giving him a speeding ticket but it was pretty halarious.....
     
  15. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 1,315 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ha ha, great story.


    I always get called a "god damned jungle bunny" by my friends grandfather even though im white as hell. It just so happens i have a ring going through my nose.


    "you look just like them god damned jungle bunies that i shot in africa boy!"


    Old old people are crazy. Some of them don't even know that schools are integrated now.
     
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