»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 ---- Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles. A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet. ---- ---- Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line? A. Stopping it with a shovel. ---- ---- Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree? A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata! ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLESHEATER Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 FIRST WHO'S DOSONE ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties. Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: The same baby three weeks later. Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? A: Floaties with a slashed baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLESHEATER Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 ^ GOTCHYA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies? Sticking pins in their eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 ---- Q: What's red and hangs four feet off the floor? A: Dead baby on a meathook. ---- ---- Q: What's small, red and can't get into elevators? A: A baby with a javelin in it's head. ---- ---- Q: How do you keep a baby from crawling in a circle? A: Nail its other hand down. ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying? A: With an axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 ---- Q.How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave? A.Poke holes in it with a coat hanger. ---- ---- Q.What gets louder as it gets smaller? A.A baby in a trash compactor. ---- ---- Q.What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire? A.A baby shot through a snowblower. ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds? A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? A: So you can see the expression on its face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence? A: Ripping it back off. Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as it takes to make a pile high enough to reach the light bulb with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 ----- Q: How do you get 1000 dead babies in a phone booth? A. A Blender Q2. How Do you get them out A2. Doritos! ----- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feäà m3 Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 HAHAHHAHHAHAHA! http://www.deadbaby.com/third/babyslab1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 (temporarily under construction) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Re: HAHAHHAHHAHAHA! Originally posted by GoOverThe#'s http://www.deadbaby.com/third/babyslab1.jpg'> thats the best one yet!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What's red, sits in the front of mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler. Q: Whats red and white and screams? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 i wonder what that price tag says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Re: HAHAHHAHHAHAHA! Originally posted by GoOverThe#'s http://www.deadbaby.com/third/babyslab1.jpg'> Holy shit... that nigga had wings!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass? A: Make a coffee table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 What's 18 inches long, black and blue and makes women scream. A dead baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 i got sick and stopped reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 http://www.iuma.com/images/Band/lft_end-sword-000000.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Re: Re: HAHAHHAHHAHAHA! Originally posted by El Mamerro Holy shit... that nigga had wings!! if you look close, his "wings" would seem to be ends of a sheet or pillow case that he was strangled with and is still tied very tightly around his neck. coffee anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trew Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Whats the best part about being trapped under a pile of a thousand rotting dead babies.... ...eating your way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sega Genesis Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 ^^^ now this guy is sizick....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 whats no longer alive and is also a small human ?? A DEAD BABY AHH HA HA HA AAAAAHH HAHAHA HHHAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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