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GLAMROCK AND DOSONE BRING YOU: DEAD BABY JOKES!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by »GLÅM¬RÖCK«, Dec 28, 2002.

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    GLAMROCK AND DOSONE BRING YOU: DEAD BABY JOKES!!

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    Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles.

    A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
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    Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?

    A. Stopping it with a shovel.
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    Q: How do you get a baby out of a tree?

    A: You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a penata!
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    FIRST



    WHO'S DOSONE ?
     
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    Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
    A: A baby with slashed floaties.

    Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
    A: The same baby three weeks later.

    Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
    A: Floaties with a slashed baby.
     
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    ^ GOTCHYA
     
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    What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?









    Sticking pins in their eyes.
     
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    Q: What's red and hangs four feet off the floor?
    A: Dead baby on a meathook.
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    Q: What's small, red and can't get into elevators?
    A: A baby with a javelin in it's head.
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    Q: How do you keep a baby from crawling in a circle?
    A: Nail its other hand down.
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    Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
    A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
     
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    Q: What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying?
    A: With an axe.
     
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    Q.How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?

    A.Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
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    Q.What gets louder as it gets smaller?

    A.A baby in a trash compactor.
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    Q.What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?

    A.A baby shot through a snowblower.
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    Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?

    A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave!
     
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    Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?

    A: So you can see the expression on its face!
     
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    Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
    A: Ripping it back off.






    Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: As many as it takes to make a pile high enough to reach the light bulb with.
     
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    Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
    A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
     
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    Q: How do you get 1000 dead babies in a phone booth?

    A. A Blender


    Q2. How Do you get them out

    A2. Doritos!

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    HAHAHHAHHAHAHA!

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