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Giving your cat a bath

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gnes 37, Jun 23, 2002.

  1. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    im about to go to bed then im about to pet my kitty goodnight and then i noticed some brown smudge on his back foot i sniff that shit and uGH needless to say it was poop and theres no way im going to sleep when my feline pal got poop on him. so i had to bring him in the tub thanks god i got glass sliding doors on my showers so theres no escape for the poopy cat till hes clean got him all wet now he looks liek a huge rat all wet then i dry him off and fuck! damn im dirty myself so i have to take a shower and shit im wide awake. damn my cat i need a beer.. oh yeah for all you non proffesionals do not ever wash a cat with full grown claws unless you know what youre doing...
  2. Remi Martin

    Remi Martin New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2001 Messages: 96 Likes Received: 0
    i know what im doing
    dont wash your cat unless you got two peoples to help
    and take pictures when they look like wet rats.
  3. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    oh yeah while youre looking at my cat washing thread peep this quick animation i made

  4. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    i did that once, it was a bad bad bad experiance.
  5. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

    i have scars from the last time i washed my cat.that little fluffy bitch.
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    there's this kitty isolation suit... it will probably only work once, but you get the cat inside and it has nozzles affixed, so you just hook the hose, or the faucet up and unleash... at least you won't get scratched up ONCE...
  7. Stapler

    Stapler Guest

    Giving cats a bath is an experiece but yeah rap them in a towel with their legs all snug against there body and dip them in the water they wont be able to scratch you and you can wash them. Or if your real mean just hog tie the cat and wash it then.......
  8. hahaha, the animation is awesome!
  9. I Luv Roo

    I Luv Roo Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2001 Messages: 733 Likes Received: 0

    Roo says NO WAY!
  10. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    hahahaha Roo is awesome

    the cat jump is a spectacular, and often funny, thing to watch

    my guys...are inside guys. tried to take them out once when they were kittens...they tried to put their claws into the cement to keep from going any farther. we have an agreement...i don't bathe them, they keep those tongue baths going for themselves, with only the occasional hairball and doo ball on the foot.

    plus, they don't kill rats...
    so you know what that means...

    kitty nail clippers!
  11. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    hahahahahahahahahhaah... that badboy was funny!
  12. I Luv Roo

    I Luv Roo Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2001 Messages: 733 Likes Received: 0

    Roo's response to nail clippers...
  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  14. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    washing cats is never a good experience.....