taper Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 ok fellas i was watching some porn and i came across theese chicks that can squirt their cum like 2 feet! what the fuck is that?! i just wanted to know if anyone has ever had a girl that could do that. i mean it is really weird and as much as im repulsed by it im slightly curious about how this works exactly. now i would assume that its like people that can suck air into their ass and fart on command like that weirdo on howard stern does. or girls that queeb. no the more i thnk of it having a chick that could do that would be kinda resourceful. like getting her all worked up and putting a suprise in you little brothers water bottle before he goes off to practice. but ti dont think i want a girl to piss her shit all over me my bed my dog or anything else for that matter. so has anyone found a girl that can do this and if so whats ur expirece with this freakish condition if that is at all what it is. or maybe talent i have no clue :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 SOme girls just juice all over. I heard this loveline where this girl said she would squirt like fucking huge amounts out, it would soak through a towel and the bed covers and sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 sounds like my ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 speaking of weird shit... i was watchin this video clip my boy d-led on KaZaA and it's this girl with a nerf football in her pussy and she SHOOTS it out like 3 feet it's funny as fuck but strange... and she's loose as fuck :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 I know of girls that "Leak" but never squirt all over the place, so I am unable to help you here. But I did see a porn where some girl was able to suck water into herself then literally spray it like 10 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missinterpreted Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 there was a whole article about it in Vice mag. very interesting... theres actually a way to do it, youre supposed to stick your finger inside and make the "come here" motion with your finger. and i guess this triggers the g-spot, then piNGGGG* out comes the squirt. ive never tried this, i dont know why, maybe because i forget when the time comes to get down and dirty? oh well. very amusing, id like to accomplish the "squirt" at least once in my life. we'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DeNtOnE~ Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 well i have a friend that went down on a gurl that squited him in the mouth preety bad when she came.. he said he almost puked and it tasted like salt and vinager like shit ... um who knows i never had any thing that bad happan to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 hrm. im not a squirter. my advice. just wear goggles? i dont know. as weird as it sounds. i dont think its THAT weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted April 16, 2003 Author Share Posted April 16, 2003 this shiot was ppouring out. like me after a case of mgd. jeasus it was like a garden hose and i bet it doesnt taste or smell very well........:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil'moco Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Incredible! I've been with my girl for a while and have certainly never witnessed anything like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 hrm. most guys i know enjoy the taste of woman.. and fuck man.. like men's cum taste good? ugh..fucking nasty salty slimey aloogey like.. yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted April 16, 2003 Author Share Posted April 16, 2003 a fire hose of saltwater sprayed into your mouth is enough to make most men wretch.. shit ain't gatorade......;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 call them freaks and see how long they stick around. or maybe you don't want them too...meh. http://sexuality.about.com/library/weekly/aa031501.htm So anyway, g-spot = urethral sponge. I've never known a girl who can do this, and because the rumored organs aren't visible during examination, female ejaculation is sort of mythic. Female ejaculation is a release of fluid from the Skene's glands that surround the urethra and are similar to the male prostate. It's not urine, though it does come out through the urethra. However, since the Skene's glands are the size of a pea, it's unlikely that women who ejaculate more than a teaspoon of fluid are ejecting pure ejaculation. It's more likely that the small amount of fluid from her Skene's glands is mixed with some urine, producing the larger quantity. Not every woman can. everything is on the website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted April 16, 2003 Author Share Posted April 16, 2003 washing sheets cause of there soaked in woman cum isnt fun i would imagine......... i take a shower after sex not during:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by Pilau Hands call them freaks and see how long they stick around. or maybe you don't want them too...meh. http://sexuality.about.com/library/weekly/aa031501.htm So anyway, g-spot = urethral sponge. I've never known a girl who can do this, and because the rumored organs aren't visible during examination, female ejaculation is sort of mythic. Female ejaculation is a release of fluid from the Skene's glands that surround the urethra and are similar to the male prostate. It's not urine, though it does come out through the urethra. However, since the Skene's glands are the size of a pea, it's unlikely that women who ejaculate more than a teaspoon of fluid are ejecting pure ejaculation. It's more likely that the small amount of fluid from her Skene's glands is mixed with some urine, producing the larger quantity. Not every woman can. everything is on the website Pilau always comes in the conversation knowing weird things....its as if he was studying this right before the topic popped up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega I know of girls that "Leak" but never squirt all over the place, so I am unable to help you here. But I did see a porn where some girl was able to suck water into herself then literally spray it like 10 feet. ive seen the one wonderfully titled beerbong.avi you can figure it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 i have had this happen to me about 4 times. the first two times i went away thinking she had pissed on me. then i read that vice article and saw something about it on HBO or some shit. Now i just think its funny. it's also reassuring, kind of hard to fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 that's sick dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by alure hrm. most guys i know enjoy the taste of woman.. and fuck man.. like men's cum taste good? ugh..fucking nasty salty slimey aloogey like.. yuck. someone sounds like a swallower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka someone sounds like a swallower! I knew someone was gonna go there. for shame... p.s. ...what does woman taste like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOONEYBINOUT Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 seafood with hair on it yummy vagina drips :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by SCENIC ROUTE seafood with hair on it yummy vagina drips :P hmmm?. I don't know what to think about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka someone sounds like a swallower! nah i spit. DREDZ: how old are you? you never ate pussy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 its all good. i've gagged off of 2 pussies so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka its all good. i've gagged off of 2 pussies so far. really.. did they taste bad..or smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by alure nah i spit. DREDZ: how old are you? you never ate pussy?! dear God. No I've never had the pleasure of going down that road. It never got that real with the small number of girls that I've had the luck of being wit'. Oh yeah, I'm 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Maybe I shouldn't have revealed my age, it jus' makes me seem even lamer. I'm like the graff Micheal Jackson. Minus the weird shit and the little boys and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Hey girls, my name's Rodney, and I love to eat pussy. :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Originally posted by alure really.. did they taste bad..or smell? i dont know..in the moment it just seemed gross. some girls can stink though.i was boning these 2 girls and one stunk..i felt sorry for the other girl.she gagged too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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