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Guest KARD like WOE

whenever im fuckin hoes and i dont gotta condom my boys always say fuck her in the ass but i never got enough balls to do it. so it usually goes back to head...

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lets put it this way: would you like to take it up the ass? its no different if you got a cootchie instead of a wang, either way, its going to feel like a huge reverse shit, going in and out, for about.. 3 minutes (hohoho).

 

for real that shit is gross, i feel sorry for any girl that would do that.

 

besides, i wouldnt want any poopie on my dangle.

 

yes.

 

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please refer to the interview with GIANT in BLITZKREIG for my views on the subject.

 

actually it was the interview in WYWS

 

[This message has been edited by --zeSto-- (edited 08-31-2001).]

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I've had one anal sex expierience. Me and my ex boyfriend were having sex and it slipped out and he like rammed it in my butt (accidently). it didn't even go in 1/4 of the way and I was in a fetal position crying my eyes out for an hour. it hurt so god damn bad. i don't know how ANYONE can do that shit. ouch. eek.gif

 

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first, while fucking her vaginally, stick your finger up her ass and press firmly up toward the vagina side. it'll intensify her sensations.

she'll get used to it and really love it.

after doing that several times, she'll be ready for anal. always use a condom. the bitches in porn get enemas before they do anal, thats why the don't need condoms.

go in really slow and do it really slow the first time, have her tell you how deep/fast/slow she can take it.

after a couple of times, she'll love anal, and you can expand: do her anal while fingering her pussy, or while using a vibrator.

there's nothing wrong with expanding your sexual horizons

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Originally posted by KARD like WOE:

whenever im fuckin hoes and i dont gotta condom my boys always say fuck her in the ass but i never got enough balls to do it. so it usually goes back to head...

 

not to get all medical you people, but you have to use a condom or else you can get a bladder infection. i read that in sex for dummies one day at the library.

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ever try to stick it in her ass and she turns around and gives you the fish eye?

you know when she turns and look at back with the one eye like what the fuck are you doing!

the fish eye.

 

nothng wrong with a little mud on the helmet

alaways use a condom either way.

"cause aint no lovin good enough to get burnt

while im up in it.

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Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !:

I've had one anal sex expierience. Me and my ex boyfriend were having sex and it slipped out and he like rammed it in my butt (accidently). it didn't even go in 1/4 of the way and I was in a fetal position crying my eyes out for an hour. it hurt so god damn bad. i don't know how ANYONE can do that shit. ouch. eek.gif

 

 

 

you weren't supposed to tell anyone about that. damn i'm embarassed.

 

you know i'm playin.

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no glove, no butt love. why do you think they called aids "gay cancer"? but i do know this asian girl who does that exclusively. i wouldn't, when you see that swhit in porns, they have indeed had enemas, so dont think you'll be coming out clean either. personally, i like to believe that girls dont shit, so that would ruin the feminine mystique for me personally.

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jimmy hoffa

"personally, i like to believe that girls dont shit, so that would ruin the feminine mystique for me personally."

 

no shit, i have the same theory. my friends used to make fun of me because i would justify it with the 'ugly girls take shits for the beautiful girls' logic.

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Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !:

what's the bullwinkle?

 

 

 

the "bullwinkel" can not be explained in words. it's an art form that one can only understand after seeing it done. only girls can be "bullwinkeled" and proper "bullwikel" technique is a must. if you would like to know more or possibly see a demonstration, leave you're email and i will contact you. you're pal, nasty boh.

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Originally posted by *ZEMONEDOE$:

ever try to stick it in her ass and she turns around and gives you the fish eye?

you know when she turns and look at back with the one eye like what the fuck are you doing!

the fish eye.

 

hahaha that has to be some of the funniest shit...i hate that look it makes me feel so devious cause she knows im gonna do it anyways

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Originally posted by *ZEMONEDOE$:

ever try to stick it in her ass and she turns around and gives you the fish eye?

you know when she turns and look at back with the one eye like what the fuck are you doing!

the fish eye.

 

nothng wrong with a little mud on the helmet

alaways use a condom either way.

"cause aint no lovin good enough to get burnt

while im up in it.

 

hahahahaha...i guess im not the only person who knows that phrase. simply hysterical.

 

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hahaha thats some funny shit...

 

but anywhoo..yeah, anal is alot tighter, but you gotta get a willin girl, and dont force it on her or some shit, just let it lie in her head and think about it when you mention everyonce in awhile....shes not gonna like it if you just ram that shit up there, cause they say it hurts like shit..and that aint good..i got too much respect for the girls.....hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha...oh shit, that was a good one, TOO MUCH RESPECT...ahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha holy jesus, i crack myself up!

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im all for giving it to her in the ass as long as the ass is right. without a nice ass its just not attractive. according to anatomy, its very possible for a girl to get off on anal, so im all for it, as long as you do it right. my dick isnt that big so it doesnt hurt them much, thats the only good time to be small. :crazy:

 

 

 

"is it true that if you blast a girl in the ass, she farts?" -- "Jay" Dogma

 

hahaha

good shit.

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I'm pretty much an ass champion. I looooooove ass. A lot of girls think buttsex belongs in the toilet. I say no way. I'm an 8th degree brown belt, and a dirtbiker to boot. Nothin wrong with being up to your axles in mud, if its clean, and the proper precautions have been taken. Don't do it if she's been eating tacos all day.

 

And always remember, when the red river's flowing, take the dirt road...

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