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I thought the same thing initially. There are a couple other counts that have conversations back and forth and like posts that confuse me this way, too.

 

What kind of thong has enough fabric to pack a dong under it? Real question...

 

My girl had me put one of hers on and I could barely tuck my nuts in the thing, leaving my shaft just dangling in the wind. As much as 4 inches can dangle in the wind...... There was nothing sexy about it, just hilarious and uncomfortable. Alcohol.

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As long as we're on this ridiculous topic, a tranny prostitute, or what I assume was, identified herself as "not a girl" the other night. I was a little off put, because in my memories and stories past down to me, that phrase meant that she wasn't a street walker, and in 2016, it means she might have a dick.

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On 7/22/2016 at 7:30 PM, Fist 666 said:

 

My girl had me put one of hers on and I could barely tuck my nuts in the thing, leaving my shaft just dangling in the wind. As much as 4 inches can dangle in the wind...... There was nothing sexy about it, just hilarious and uncomfortable. Alcohol.

 

Probably about 7 or 8 years ago me and the homies rented a condo in nags head. We went out and bought what ever size womens one piece bathing suit we thought would fit us and wore those out as our vacation outfits.

 

I put mine on and walked out into the living room and my nuts instantly fell out the sides. 

 

Lol. What a ridiculous fucking time. We had a blow up dolphin that the homies wife taped a giant dildo to and it would make random appearances trying to rape people.

 

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1 hour ago, mr.yuck said:

 

Probably about 7 or 8 years ago me and the homies rented a condo in nags head. We went out and bought what ever size womens one piece bathing suit we thought would fit us and wore those out as our vacation outfits.

 

I put mine on and walked out into the living room and my nuts instantly fell out the sides. 

 

Lol. What a ridiculous fucking time. We had a blow up dolphin that the homies wife taped a giant dildo to and it would make random appearances trying to rape people.

 

 

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4 hours ago, mr.yuck said:

 

Probably about 7 or 8 years ago me and the homies rented a condo in nags head. We went out and bought what ever size womens one piece bathing suit we thought would fit us and wore those out as our vacation outfits.

 

I put mine on and walked out into the living room and my nuts instantly fell out the sides. 

 

Lol. What a ridiculous fucking time. We had a blow up dolphin that the homies wife taped a giant dildo to and it would make random appearances trying to rape people.

 

 

Wouldn't a Speedo have been enough?

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4 minutes ago, One Man Banned said:

 

Wouldn't a Speedo have been enough?

 

Speedos don't have the top part. I really for the life of me can't even remember how this even happened. But the thing was, none of us, or at least me didn't even think that the fronts of women's swim suits were cut different.

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