Guest imported_Europe Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 From the worlds most reliable newspaper The Sun: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005550341,00.html DID you know that women fart three times more often than men? Probably not. And it’s quite likely you would prefer not to know! But for those with a penchant for all things grotesque, it’s a disgustingly fascinating fact. And it’s just one revolting morsel taken from new book Really Gross Facts which is out now. Here we have selected some of the most nauseating: -Your sponge contains more bacteria than your toilet. -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them. -The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 35 metres long. Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool. -When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses. -Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them. -Parks in London are watered by more than one million gallons of dog urine every single year. -If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds! -The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste. -If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year. -You don’t sweat evenly under each arm. Right-handed people sweat more under their left arm and it’s the right arm that gets sweatier for left-handed people. -Really Gross Facts, published by Summersdale, is out now priced £2.99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Your sponge contains more bacteria than your toilet. I think thats the grossest of them all. I read that shit like a year ago somewhere and i havent been using a sponge ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 i don't buy the farts thing. show me the evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 i dont buy that bugs thing, did they watch people sleep or whats the deal here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 ive heard so many differnent numbers on the spider eating accidently in your sleep thing. last i heard it was 2 bugs a year. then it jumped to 14 with this thing. the number must be really high if your homeless. ewwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 no, isn't it 6 spiders in your lifetime? i pity the researcher who devotes his entire life watching those 6 spiders fall prey to a snoaring mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 That eskimo shit is gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plagiarism Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them. ive gotten so much in a habit of doing the "turn the water on so it seems that i am washing" that i do it even when no one else is home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Herbivore@Dec 2 2005, 05:45 PM That eskimo shit is gross. Quoted post just think of eskimo kisses. :love4: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dniice Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 i usually wash my hands then take a piss..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Politics&Bullshit Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Plagiarism@Dec 2 2005, 02:41 PM -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them. ive gotten so much in a habit of doing the "turn the water on so it seems that i am washing" that i do it even when no one else is home Quoted post wash your hands son, you're fucked when the plague comes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 On a second thought this is all ironic. Its quite ridiculous for anybody to care about how much hair, insects, snot and assgas goes in the system while the shit we're exposed daily through the enviroment are 1000 times worse and lethal, just odorless and invisible. tesser/immortal technique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Anybody with a longterm girlfriend can vouch for that farting fact. Girls are hella gross once you get passed that whole facade they put up. If any girls on here deny it, they're full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 http://snopes.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Politics&Bullshit+Dec 2 2005, 01:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Politics&Bullshit - Dec 2 2005, 01:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Plagiarism@Dec 2 2005, 02:41 PM -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them. ive gotten so much in a habit of doing the "turn the water on so it seems that i am washing" that i do it even when no one else is home Quoted post wash your hands son, you're fucked when the plague comes! Quoted post [/b] I just don't piss on my hands. I just piss on my athlete's feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Europe@Dec 2 2005, 04:23 PM From the worlds most reliable newspaper The Sun: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005550341,00.html -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them. dude i try to always wash my hands, after piising and just in general keep my hands clean.fuck people who dont wash their hands or take showers daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Menstal blood attracts bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 http://www.Fartbrazil.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by Plagiarism@Dec 2 2005, 08:41 AM -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them. ive gotten so much in a habit of doing the "turn the water on so it seems that i am washing" that i do it even when no one else is home Quoted post If you are going through the trouble of turning on the water, you might at least move your hands 6 inches over and manage to get some water on your hands and possibly some soap if it isn't too big a chore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die. What the hell is a takeaway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasted youth Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Dec 2 2005, 01:38 PM I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die. What the hell is a takeaway? Quoted post Food to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 On the hand washing tip, I'm with SKOTREL. I'm constantly washing my hands... I mean, think of all the crap you touch every day (doorknobs, railings, etc.) that are ridden with bacteria. There's this guy at my job who, even with someone else in the bathroom, won't wash his hands after urinating. He'll just finish up and walk out... won't even flush. Then he goes and handles files and shit that other people touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks+Dec 2 2005, 09:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElectricitySucks - Dec 2 2005, 09:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>ive heard so many differnent numbers on the spider eating accidently in your sleep thing. last i heard it was 2 bugs a year. then it jumped to 14 with this thing. the number must be really high if your homeless. ewwww. Quoted post [/b] i'm sure the homeless like it. mmmmmmmm protein <!--QuoteBegin-PushbuttonWarfare@Dec 2 2005, 11:36 AM Anybody with a longterm girlfriend can vouch for that farting fact. Girls are hella gross once you get passed that whole facade they put up. If any girls on here deny it, they're full of shit. Quoted post pardon the pun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 I dont wash my hands after pissing. For one reason, I dont piss all over my hands. I wash my cock and balls at the begining of the day. I think it would be more appropriate to wash my hands before I touch my dick. Although gross, urine is sterile. Just wash your hands after you wipe your ass. You could get doodoo on em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by coffeedependency@Dec 2 2005, 11:45 AM i don't buy the farts thing. show me the evidence. Quoted post half of this shit is just based on urban legends. for example, the brain functioning for 15 seconds after being decapitated is based off of an experiment by lavoirsielle (however you spell it) but there isn't conclusive evidence. the non-washing hands thing unless people are watching, there's no way to obtain that statistic accurately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Oh, and the farting thing is certainly not true. Dr. Drew, back me up. "Not all guys have this problem, but it does seem to be true that flatulence is more of an issue with men than women. Some of this may be due to physiological differences between the sexes." http://www.drdrew.com/article.asp?id=994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Dec 2 2005, 12:20 PM I dont wash my hands after pissing. For one reason, I dont piss all over my hands. I wash my cock and balls at the begining of the day. I think it would be more appropriate to wash my hands before I touch my dick. Although gross, urine is sterile. Just wash your hands after you wipe your ass. You could get doodoo on em. Quoted post So if someone else had just finished up pissing in the bathroom and refrained from washing his hands, would you feel comfortable interacting with him and the dick molecules all over his hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 yo I was wondering about that I was like how the hell do you measure a brain stops working 15 seconds after decapatation.unless they just got a bunch of suicidal fucks to sign up as test dummies...? yo mr.yuck i dont piss on my hands either, but i give people the courtesy of not touching my dick and then shaking their hand or any other kinda physical contact. you see my logic, if you dont wash your hands after you piss , when i shake your hand i might as well just shake your dick ...and sorry homey I just aint into that kinda shit.....no wonder your handle is mr.yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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