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Girls fart more than guys

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Europe, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. From the worlds most reliable newspaper The Sun:

    DID you know that women fart three times more often than men?
    Probably not. And it’s quite likely you would prefer not to know!

    But for those with a penchant for all things grotesque, it’s a disgustingly fascinating fact.

    And it’s just one revolting morsel taken from new book Really Gross Facts which is out now.

    Here we have selected some of the most nauseating:

    -Your sponge contains more bacteria than your toilet.

    -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them.

    -The biggest tapeworm ever found inside the human body was 35 metres long.
    Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

    -When Eskimo babies have colds, their mothers suck the snot out of their noses.

    -Every year, 14 bugs find their way into your mouth while you sleep. And yes, you do swallow most of them.

    -Parks in London are watered by more than one million gallons of dog urine every single year.

    -If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds!

    -The Romans used crushed mouse brains as toothpaste.

    -If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year.

    -You don’t sweat evenly under each arm. Right-handed people sweat more under their left arm and it’s the right arm that gets sweatier for left-handed people.

    -Really Gross Facts, published by Summersdale, is out now priced £2.99.

  2. I think thats the grossest of them all. I read that shit like a year ago somewhere and i havent been using a sponge ever since.
  3. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

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    i don't buy the farts thing.
    show me the evidence.
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i dont buy that bugs thing, did they watch people sleep or whats the deal here?
  5. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    ive heard so many differnent numbers on the spider eating accidently in your sleep thing.

    last i heard it was 2 bugs a year. then it jumped to 14 with this thing.

    the number must be really high if your homeless. ewwww.
  6. sillysiphilis

    sillysiphilis Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 468 Likes Received: 0
    no, isn't it 6 spiders in your lifetime?
    i pity the researcher who devotes his entire life watching those 6 spiders fall prey to a snoaring mouth.
  7. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    That eskimo shit is gross.
  8. Plagiarism

    Plagiarism Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2004 Messages: 110 Likes Received: 0
    ive gotten so much in a habit of doing the "turn the water on so it seems that i am washing" that i do it even when no one else is home
  9. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

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  10. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

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    just think of eskimo kisses.
  11. dniice

    dniice Junior Member

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    i usually wash my hands then take a piss.....
  12. Politics&Bullshit

    Politics&Bullshit Junior Member

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    wash your hands son, you're fucked when the plague comes!
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  14. On a second thought this is all ironic. Its quite ridiculous for anybody to care about how much hair, insects, snot and assgas goes in the system while the shit we're exposed daily through the enviroment are 1000 times worse and lethal, just odorless and invisible.

    tesser/immortal technique
  15. PushbuttonWarfare

    PushbuttonWarfare Member

    Joined: Mar 30, 2005 Messages: 329 Likes Received: 1
    Anybody with a longterm girlfriend can vouch for that farting fact. Girls are hella gross once you get passed that whole facade they put up. If any girls on here deny it, they're full of shit.