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Girls ask Luke Wilson relationship quesions.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CIPHER_one, Feb 3, 2002.

  1. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 2,300 Likes Received: 0
    Dear Man magazine

    Need advice? Well, you could be normal and consult your shrink. Or you could save some money and seek the perspective of a male celebrity. This time, hunky Luke Wilson, star of Bottle Rocket and Home Fries, does the honors.

    Q: I really like my boyfriend, but I don't understand why he acts so immature when he gets around his friends. -- Martyra, Columbus, Ohio

    A: Baudelaire once said, "Genius is childhood recaptured at will." I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that your boyfriend and friends may be geniuses.

    Q: When I bring my boyfriend to visit my parents, he often stays in bed until 3 or 4 p.m. It embarasses me. What should I do? -- Winnie, Bath, Michigan

    A: I feel like I need more information. How old is the guy? He sounds like he may still be growing. Does he wake up in a great mood? Does he wake up cranky, asking where the hell breakfast is? I just don't know, but if there is one thing I have learned about relationships, it's acceptance, acceptance, acceptance.

    Q: My husband never, ever lets me drive when he is in the car. What is the deal? I'm a good driver -- Riding Shotgun in Charlottesville, North Carolina

    A: That's an interesting question. Oddly, it has been scientifically proven that the genetic makeup of the male will cause him to explode if not at the wheel.

    Q: Lately my boyfriend has criticized my eating habits and my weight. It really makes me uncomfortable. Should I say something? -- Mary, Seattle

    A: I think it's time to leave a note saying, "Gone for enchiladas and a milkshake."

    The man is a genius.
  2. chaos is me

    chaos is me New Jack

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