Guest angry xbox Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 man girls are a trip so listen up i have two stories to tell... This first girl man, i think i already told yall about her and i posted that pic of her. well yeah that bitch ended up being whacked out and waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy to neeedy as well as just plain psycho. I fucked her one more time and busted on her frontside then severd the ties in the pimp way(aying ya gotta go after sex knowing you gonna see the bitch the next day). well anyway, then im chilling in my cubicle once again and i gos to get this one broads MSN name so i can entertain myself. However the work had been done for me!!!! This bitch was already in love with me the minute i first started talkin to her. Its dope thoughm, im twanky and she is 24 and gotta kid(yeah sux0r). But im diggin. She looks like my girl all skinny at about 5'7" and 115. she has blonde hair and she dont hesitate to tell me how she feels. am i rambling?? maybe i should get back to work but yeah one day youre just a pimp. We got 200 new employees rolling in by christmas. I know niggas ima have to hit up a few of those newbies. so far i been 2-0 for hitting up the newest and finest broads at my joint. ahahahhahahaahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 women are evil. ive managed to get up with a number of girls this year, but man if i havent paid the emotional price in the long run........ :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 this post is completely worthless. if you go into a relationship looking for pussy and nothing but, obviously as most girls are super unstable as is its gonna get messy. im trying the "be the nice guy" relationship route to see how that works out, im like 0 for 2, but at least the good times were a lot more fullfilling than finding some drunk fat chick at a party and having to explain to her why you dont want a relationship with her wide ass. getting to know a girl and her getting to know you helps keep the weirdness level down a bit. girls can flip out real easy. quality over quantity, my nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by angry xbox man girls are a trip so listen up i have two stories to tell... This first girl man, i think i already told yall about her and i posted that pic of her. well yeah that bitch ended up being whacked out and waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy to neeedy as well as just plain psycho. I fucked her one more time and busted on her frontside then severd the ties in the pimp way(aying ya gotta go after sex knowing you gonna see the bitch the next day). well anyway, then im chilling in my cubicle once again and i gos to get this one broads MSN name so i can entertain myself. However the work had been done for me!!!! This bitch was already in love with me the minute i first started talkin to her. Its dope thoughm, im twanky and she is 24 and gotta kid(yeah sux0r). But im diggin. She looks like my girl all skinny at about 5'7" and 115. she has blonde hair and she dont hesitate to tell me how she feels. am i rambling?? maybe i should get back to work but yeah one day youre just a pimp. We got 200 new employees rolling in by christmas. I know niggas ima have to hit up a few of those newbies. so far i been 2-0 for hitting up the newest and finest broads at my joint. ahahahhahahaahha 1) your still here? oh well.... 2) you never cease to prove how much of a worthless piece of shit you are you little sissy. go "hit up" some more "broads" you stupid little turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 what you talkin bout nigga If i go to a party looking for pussy i can gauran damn tee you i dont happen uppon no fat hoe. My shit is always pure premium I pimp hoes in real life just not on the net. Anyhow im an asshole i give the bitch a sliver of hope for thier being a relationship between us. It keeps the botty calls coming. Plus my attitude lets girls know upfront #1 i gotta girl #2 all i want is sex and some chatting. But i got to much charm i can shake'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 ...dont refer to me as "nigga" you retard. My shit is always pure premium i bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/swishballz.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Nice Mamerro.... (you got your mouse now WUT WUT!!! hahaha...) I love women, I think they're dreamy. :love2: :love2: :love: :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Horse Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.fototime.com/{991AE584-E0C4-449F-B8DC-79FDA388CC3F}/picture.GIF'> "No sir, I don't like it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 off topic here WHAT THE FUCK IS SWISHBALLZ IN YO FACE!?!??!?!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 O SHIET MR HORSE UP IN HEEEEEERE!!!! yea but girls are fucking evil, how many times have i said this....they fuck with your emotions and make you think you have a chance with them, and then they go fuck around with an asshole who your better than...o well though life goes on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 That's what happens when Jesus hates you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illwill Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by chozer women are evil. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 R.I.P D-Habz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 You're 20 and you talk like a 14 year old girl. I've come to the conclusion that you are in fact cmeup, using a different user name and "cool" persona in an attempt to trick us all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by dojafx R.I.P D-Habz Hey, for real doe, I think you got one of Trouser Jake's pubeys in your teeth DOGG.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images/butshop0.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 nmber 4 reason to know that santa hates you 4. leaves a note sayin, "thanks for the cookies, your wife was great"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Re: Re: Girls are whack thangs mayne... Originally posted by Tyler Durden your still here? oh well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Re: nmber 4 reason to know that santa hates you Originally posted by willy.wonka 4. leaves a note sayin, "thanks for the cookies, your wife was great"> damn yo this is hella funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 "hella" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 hella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 crick here plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images/catwoman_.jpg'> "BET YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ME - BET YOU WISH YOU COULD BE ME" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images/child01.jpg'> "ANOTHER NIGHT IN THIS PLACE I CAN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 NOOOOOOOOOO NOT DUKE NUKEM! But yes! Congresscritter Baka has decided that violent video games have got to go! This includes any game that displays Decapitation, amputation, dismemberment, or mutilation; the killing of human beings by the use of an object as a lethal weapon or hand to hand fighting; the car jacking of a vehicle; rape or other sexual assault and prostitution; aggravated assault or battery; or other violent felonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Of course she's digging you.........she's a mom.....you might be the ticket for a father figure for her kid.......I would stay away....I don't need to taking care of some other fools trophy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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