Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 why do chicks have to mess with our minds!??!?! and why cant most hookers look good???? i think im going to become a rapist or something...i cant get pussy legitly and i dont want it from hookers cus they are busted...i think im going to use my good looks to trick stupid drunk college bitches into my van.....im sober now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 first and foremost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 women.........you can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 I love girls.* I love being a girl. *as long as they're hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- why do chicks have to mess with our minds!??!?! and why cant most hookers look good???? i think im going to become a rapist or something...i cant get pussy legitly and i dont want it from hookers cus they are busted...i think im going to use my good looks to trick stupid drunk college bitches into my van.....im sober now that's going into the evidence room as Exhibit A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 dam your fucken desperate to go for a hooker.....dude i could get you laid if you lived in texas.....lik right now if you could...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVERsketched Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Sounds like Moe Lester needs a blow up doll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 yeah im not a big fan of females , except a select few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVERsketched Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 I`ll donate my sister to you if your that hard off for sex!!!!!! THE HELP MOE LESTER GET LAID DONATION SCHEME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUMB WRESTL Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 i'm surprised the women of the world haven't figured out yet that the most powerful thing they will ever possess is between their legs. seriously though, women would rule the world if they knew the power of their 'pussies'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrkr Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 women are physcos. I know from first hand experience. they all got issues, or damaged baggage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 im a confused person.....of course i can get laid...you people have no idea how sexy i am with my mix of white and asian...its just hard to get laid by girls that you like!!...shit if i wanted theres tons of hurt ass baby sitter club bitches i coulda stuck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 pocket pussies are what's in these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 i dont hate women but their to god damn confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVERsketched Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Who cares if they are Baby Sitter types learn from the picture posted..... http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/exshutup.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 alrite just an example of some of the girls who have jocked me Christina- White, easily 300 pounds, her mouth looks like a horse and she has huge teeth, she wears glasses so thick that her eyes looks distorted...wears teh same "dudley" hoody every day Julia- French, has a mustache on her chin, her feet are slighty faced away so she sort of looks like a penguin, her face is really fucked up, sorta looks like shes in pain24/7 or something..i dont even kno Sharon- Short, Fat, Asian, has like some really weird ass jackolantern teeth...good friends with christina ANNIE- OMFG THE MOST RETARDED STALKER BITCH EVER...HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL HAS SERIOUS PROBLEMS...SHE IS A LONER...A NERD....SHE IS A SKINNY ASS ASIAN GIRL WITH NO FEATURES AT ALL...HER FACE IS ALL SQUISHED AND SHE WEARS THESE WEIRD AS GLASSES...SHES A FUCKING BOOK NERD....SHE LOOKS LIKE A GERBIL WITH A PANCAKE FACE....SHES FUCKING STALKED ME AT THE BUS STOP BEFORE AND SHIT....OMFG I HATE THIS BITCH....I RAN INTO HER TODAY IN CHINATOWN WITH HER MOM...FUCKING AWKWARD ASS SHIT jesus christ this is getting depresssing....im not even talking about the black chick who has a farting problem, or the short japanese girl with a birthmark on her head....or the tons of other 8th grade chinese bitches.....my life sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 girls are evil, hang in there moe, life will get better. you just got to keep it chill. im pretty immature around girls, like if i like a girl ill hit her semi hard in the shoulder and be like "what", and then when the girl pushes me back take it from there, thats my game im running Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 ^^^ elaborate.....does it eventually involve clubbing with bricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 blah . I am not evil. fawk you lksfjdlsdajflfsda;nvnvcvcnnvvnc4545 sdfdsa f234234 fsdf4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 girls, cant live with em, can't clean their bloodstains out of your trunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faggotassguy Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 girls are awesome. it's most guys that are evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- im a confused person..... there's your problem, champ! YOU'RE GAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUMB WRESTL Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 tip of the day: go for older slightly depressed chicks who are fiening for dick. they know what they want, and they will fuck your brains out, and then turn around and kick you out of their house, sending you home and on your way. :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- Julia- French, has a mustache on her chin, her feet are slighty faced away so she sort of looks like a penguin, her face is really fucked up, sorta looks like shes in pain24/7 or something..i dont even kno i dont know but that gurl has potential.......and this is all what i read about tha last chick you were talkin about: ANNIE- OMFG THE MOST....HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL HAS A SERIOUS........ASIAN ASS...WITH FEATURES......SHES FUCKING ME AT THE BUS STOP BEFORE......I RAN INTO HER [ASS] TODAY IN CHINATOWN WITH HER MOM...FUCKING [HER] ASS.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 naw it lead to wrestling which could lead to making out which could lead to your dick getting sucked all how you work it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 Originally posted by socrates girls, cant live with em, can't clean their bloodstains out of your trunk. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faggotassguy Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 i don't think your problem is girls being "evil" i think your problem is your lack of game playa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 http://www.cm-uj.krakow.pl/tlk/historia/sala2.jpg'> WHERE DO WE SIT!?!?!? THERE ARE SO MANY CHAIRS!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KsM Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 yay yay......rapist styles............that shit is true.......girls control alot now..........but fuck that they need somes smakcs....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 my friend has a thing for girls that liook like miss piggy..its funny cause he's skinny like kermit the frog.. and this bitch has my homie wrapped up real nice bitch ccant stand loca kine people on hawaii..so he's not allowed to really kick it with his friends that he's been cool with for years.. bitch you dont like hawaiians? go back to LA!!just cause all the girls are nice and hot and you're not.we're nasty for eating raw fish?bitch shut the fuck up..stop actin like your mind is that blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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