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Girl Problems: Her Mother.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by [email protected]@N, Jun 28, 2004.

  1. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    So my girlfriend of about 3 years is gearing up to graduate, and is thinking
    about colleges in Florida (where I live.) As of about an hour ago, there
    had never been any open hostility or reason for me to truly hate her
    mother beside the expected obnoxiousness.

    This has changed.

    I've been staying here at their house for about a month and a half now,
    as sort of a prolonged vacation. About 30 minutes ago, I overheard her
    mother on the phone with my girlfriend (who is visiting a NY college
    workshop for a few days) attempting to persuade her NOT to come down
    with me to check out colleges. She asked her if she really wanted to do
    it, told her that her funds wouldn't stretch as far if she went to an out of
    state college. Meanwhile, I'm sitting about 10 feet away (where I sleep)
    with no walls or doors between us.

    They get off the phone.

    Calmly and coolly, I say this:
    "You know, D, if you're going to try to persuade her not to come, you
    should probably do it when I can't hear you. After the first year,
    75% of your tuition in Florida is payed by the state. That's why it's so
    expensive the first year; because they don't want people to take advantage
    of the program without actually living in Florida. I'll tell you right now,
    if she goes to school up here, it's not gonna work. You're her mom, and
    your advice counts the most, so if you don't want her to go, just tell me
    so I can stop wasting my time."

    She didn't say anything. Now she walked outside without a word, so I
    decided to post this and get some opinions. That fat ass is such a bitch.
  2. firsttake

    firsttake Member

    Joined: Feb 10, 2003 Messages: 411 Likes Received: 0
  3. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Haha... I'd like to avoid going to prison if possible. Large stress on the "if."

    BUCK FUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2003 Messages: 699 Likes Received: 0
    i agree stab the bitch.
  5. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
    you want me to "take care of her" for you?
  6. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    Fuck a shank, I say bust the knee caps. Can I do it? Plz.

    No, but seriously, I think that I dunno how you two's relationship is... so it's hard to say whether or not to ditch the girl and her mom all together at this point. I'm sure that's not really an option in your mind.... or you could always tell mum to not worry about you and her's relationship... just be like, "Buttthefuck out buttinski."
  7. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    if you really like your gf, you will have to put up with her mother...
    or you can just find other ways to see her, without having to see her mother as well.

    and if your gf really likes you, she will go out of her way to go see you too.
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    ?: wake up early, go to school, wanna be at a place thats cool, where my spirit can be free, half a day, school is out.....................quarterbacks!
  9. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    girlfriends' moms always suck ass. once in a while their dad will be cool but they are usually disgruntled. maybe that's just my luck.
    if you really dig each other then you'll find some way to make it work. good luck homie.
  10. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 2
    what do you expect? to her your just a stranger living in her home and fucking her daughter.
  11. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    If he's been dating her for 3 years and he's still a stranger in her books then she can't have much of a relationship with her daughter...

    Smite her satan .. smite her with all you've got ...
  12. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Just live here.
  13. deph

    deph New Jack

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Put some land mines on her lawn and set something on fire at the back of the garden sit back and watch.

    but seriously she just sounds likea top bitch. Tell your girl about it.
  14. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Thanks to everyone who contributed. Shit's just stupid, but at least I'm
    not the only one thinkin this way, right?


    I left messages on (girlfriend) Brook's cell phone saying that we need to
    talk. Her mom ends up getting ahold of her first and tells her that I have
    a serious attitude problem and that she's not too happy with me right now.

    The feeling is fucking mutual

    So I tell my girlfriend what I said, which is what's written in my first post,
    ver batim. (By the way, that is truthfully what I said. There's nothing
    fucking wrong with it. Brook's like "well just stay away from her then, as
    long as I'm coming down there isn't a problem." Right. Then she asks
    me if I'd break up with her if she went to college up here.

    My response: "If you got a scholarship to a good NY school, one that
    required you to stay up here, then no. I would not leave you for that, it'd
    just be tough. HOWEVER, if you had a choice between a school up here
    and a school down there and you chose to stay, then yes. I would end it
    right there."

    She says: "Fine, then I'll call you when I feel like talking to you." click

    Now, why would she ask that question? I'll tell you why: Her mother
    force fed her that line when they spoke on the phone, trying to justify
    her dissuading Brook to come down. What the fucking fuck. I'm ready
    to drive the fuck home right now, and be done with all this bullshit, but if
    Brook is willing to come I'll wait for her. I'm now waiting for a call back
    to tell me if she's going to come down or not.

  15. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    wait... are you telling her she has to leave her home state or you will break up with her?