T=E=A=S=E Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 situation. used to talk to this girl back in the day. we were having sex and all that, she wanted to go out with me, but i wouldnt at the time, i never once lied to her or lead her to believe i was going to go out with her, etc. didnt even say any of that shit to sleep with her. i was straight up with her from the jump. eventually, she wisened up, and cut me off. i got aggrivated by that, and was like fuck it, and blew her off. (i can cut people outta my life like they never existed if i choose to, so i did). eventually she came back around. so anyways, im highly attracted to ole girl, she gots some personality / character flaws that nag me, but then again nobody's perfect. now she hit me up today, and i went to see her at work on the way home... and she was looking mad cute, and i have been wanting a girl lately, so i figured maybe i should ask her if she'd like to start talking or some shit... you know dating. and she was all acting distant, talking about she'll think about it an shit... fuck! :mad2: i know she likes me still, but her being stubborn is pissing me off. what can i do to make it happen, or is it even worth it or what? i cant really decide what i should do. i dont got anything better on the table right now, and ive been in a pussy depression for about 3 months or so now... what would you guys do? ladies please chime in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Shes just trying to get back at you for getting the goods then splitting earlier on... Shell most likely let you suffer for a week or two, make you think "shit i blew it" etc. Then shell come around and be all on ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 decide if the sex is worth it, to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E i have been wanting a girl lately, so i figured maybe i should ask her if she'd like to start talking or some shit... you know dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 hmm... let me see.... tease girl problems tease girl problems tease girl problems it's almost self explanitory.... shit this is too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL decide if the sex is worth it, to you. hmmm, she has potential, i mean im no pornstar, but she's not to experienced. and i think she's a freak but she hasnt completely opened up to me before, i know its there. and she is pretty cool, and really fine i think. and her ass... wooooo. almost married it. haha. but yea, she'd be a good girl to go with for the most part sure.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 she's just being a tease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 slap her squarely on the mouth with your schlongskee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Yeah im having my own damn problems. I met this girl, she fell in love with me. I told her i wasnt lookin for a girl and she got this great idea that we should just fuck. So i beat it up on a regular basis. Then her best friend started talking to me and she is very cool and very smart. So I decided that I wanted to hook up with her. Now this all required some very tricky foot work on my part because this new girl didnt want to hurt her best friends feelings, but i made it happen. Things with this girl are very strange. Maybe things are just normal and I just dont know it because i have never had a serious relationship before in my life. Now that i think about it... I really dont have any problems. now thats outta the way, dont let her know that this shit bugs you. Just keep being happy go lucky tease and you'll see that will get you pretty far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryCurl Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 http://www.comic-lair.com/beavis_butthead0690.jpg'> I had a problem with being too 'forward' about dating, and that makes girls back off. Now my approch is giving her my complete attention, but acting like I don't need her. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 99 problems but a bitch aint one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck now thats outta the way, dont let her know that this shit bugs you. Just keep being happy go lucky tease and you'll see that will get you pretty far. what bugs me the most is that she is acting like she doesnt like me when i know she does, and the fact that she's acting like i fucked up in the past and now she's making sure she doesnt get hurt again or something, when i never did anything that should have hurt her in the first place. i dont know if i should do this shit or not, i want to because im ready to try and have a serious relationship, but i also have some worried and doubts about the whole situation. sigh. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by JerryCurl I had a problem with being too 'forward' about dating, and that makes girls back off. Now my approch is giving her my complete attention, but acting like I don't need her. Try it. i have that forward thing going on to... about sexual stuff sometimes as well. however, as i mentioned, ive already had sex with ole girl... so its not like actually "going out with her" is a big risk or whatever for her... especially since thats what she wanted before. least i dont see why it would be. know what i mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 How long ago was this? Tell her that you have grown a lot since then and cant believe that you made the mistake of not dating her back in the day. Then when the time is right. Pee in her butt and she will be yours forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck How long ago was this? Tell her that you have grown a lot since then and cant believe that you made the mistake of not dating her back in the day. Then when the time is right. Pee in her butt and she will be yours forever. hahaha i can not do such a thing... (say i made a mistake) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by JerryCurl http://www.comic-lair.com/beavis_butthead0690.jpg'> I had a problem with being too 'forward' about dating, and that makes girls back off. Now my approch is giving her my complete attention, but acting like I don't need her. Try it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Seriously, just be chill.. let shit happens as it happens, dont rush anything.. sometimes its better just to have her as a friend then be in a relationship.. let things develop. Dont get heated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 just relax man this isnt a real problem. just lay back and let it all happen. it seems like she's just testing the water out rite now. now on to my problem: i've been going out with this girl for a little over 6 months now and we're both really into each other...the problem is i'm way more agressive then she is sexually. maybe this is because i was spoiled by my ex girlfriend who's personal food pyramid consisted of 3 to 4 servings of spunk a day. the bottom line is that i'm lookin to get down way more than she is and it pisses me the fuck off. but i'm trying to be the good boyfriend and weigh my situation out. she's an awesome girl and most of the time i really like being with her. i guess my problem is that i weigh the sexual side of our relationship way more than the other. but what the fuck...i can't tell my dick what to do...it just does this shit to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 my problem im hooking up with one girl, she tells people were dating, i say im not dating her, me and one of her close friends are very close and her friend wants to take things farther with me. i told her, look im hooking up with your friend. she doesnt care, she just says she wants me, but that id have to make a choice eventually. choices choices. im mad delicious to the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut the problem is i'm way more agressive then she is sexually. maybe this is because i was spoiled by my ex girlfriend who's personal food pyramid consisted of 3 to 4 servings of spunk a day. :lol: yea i dont think this girl im trying to get back with is super sexual either, and im a nympho pornstar in the making... i could probally go 6 times a day if i didnt jack off a million per day. ahah. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del im mad delicious to the ladies. haha, mad delicious. that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 eh, im not gonna front.. this yomo & maulkie tape has me wide open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Doctor Milton is in: Teaserino... In my humble opinion, you fucked up a little by asking her if she wanted to start dating. This shit worked between 7th grade and 12th but in the real world it doesn't. And if you haven't fucked in over a month asking her straight up is premature. But you're definitely not out of the running, shes playing games because she knows shes in control of the situations. So you have to make it clear that she isn't, and that although you are interested in her you are not going to wait around for her to decide what to do. If you allow her to continue to control your destiny she will be able to manipulate you and this is not a situation you want to be in, I speak from experience. Ignore her a little, and don't jump at the chance to talk to her or see her. When she comes back around you'll be in the position where you are the one making the decision and not her. Try this: dissappear for a few days, maybe a week, if she is still looking for you then you're already ahead of the game, and if not at least you hit it... Mr. Yuckskizzle: Good show! Peanuthead: Wanting more sex than your girlfriend is common. Men from the age of 16-25 are at their sexual peak, I assume you're in this group. Women don't hit this peak 'till they're about 30 or 35. Blame physiology. What you can do is make it clear to her that although you care a lot for her that sex is an important part of a relationship for you and if you really believe in me say "I care about you a lot and the best way I know to show you that is physically." And then be romantic for goodness sake, take her out, bubble bath style, whatever, make sure shes comfortable when you are together and do everything you can to get HER off. Forget about if it feels good to you one time, do whatever you can to help her. She'll never deny you sex again, especially if she has more than one orgasm. Otherwise in the words of Method Man "The only thing better than some pussy is some new pussy" find yourself a 40 year old... Fine Print: Milton is not really a doctor and is not affiliated with any accredited psychological institution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del my problem im hooking up with one girl, she tells people were dating, i say im not dating her, me and one of her close friends are very close and her friend wants to take things farther with me. i told her, look im hooking up with your friend. she doesnt care, she just says she wants me, but that id have to make a choice eventually. choices choices. im mad delicious to the ladies. Can anybody say threesome? I'm yet to meet a woman that couldn't be convinced to pull a triple play with one of her friends, if they've made out drunk before, I gaurantee you can hit that... Word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 thanks for the info doc. i never had a problem getting my girl off...my record so far was 10 times. :yum: and yeah...i'm bragging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 tease stop being a douche you cant just assume that this girl 'is feelin ya' it doesnt work like that and funny thing is, the ball is in her court she has all the power and youre just left to sit there wondering what the outcome will be shes not being stubborn she just thinks deep down inside youre not worth her time and from the story you told, you probably arent so have fun sitting at home pining over this chick, while shes out finding someone worth her while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 yeah dont tell her your interested cause that will make girls feel like they own the world and you aint shit. i dunno lately buying coke gets any broad on your dick hook her up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by khaotic i dunno lately buying coke gets any broad on your dick hook her up lately? and no, not any chick just strippers, random whores, and hipster chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 no i know but any broad will give you dome for it. well almost any broad im sure his girl snorts a lil stick on her clit nizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Tease, you are a fucking moron. Seriously.. 12oz can not tell you how to fix every single one of your lifes problems. We wont be able to be there for you when your cat dies, but if you make a thread about it we'll say "R.I.P" but we wont actually give a fuck. In fact I bet we'll forget by the next time we log on. Anyway, my point is stop with this girl problems b.s. Girls are problems, get used to it or get gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dANce'N'grAf Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 dude seriously u just have to play it cool around her....let her make the first move them bam!! you have her right where u want her... so dont get all stressed man just be cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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