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GHETTO SHIT...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MEROJUANA, May 3, 2005.

  1. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    -2.50 CHEESEBURGER COMBOS AT THE CHICKEN SPOT

    -LOOSIES

    -SPOTS IN THE HOOD WHERE PHILLIES ARE STILL 75 CENTS

    -50 CENT SODAS

    -10 DOLLAR FITTED SPOTS

    -5 TEES FOR 5 DOLLARS

    -HOODRATS THAT BRAID HAIR FOR WEED

    -HOODRATS

    -NUTCRACKERS

    -THERES ALWAYS NIGGAS OUTSIDE, SO BEING BORED IS IMMPOSSIBLE



    FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN. OR POINT OUT SUBURBAN SHIT YOU ARE THANKFUL FOR.




    DR. MERO
    PHDEEEEE.
     
  2. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    I ALMOST FORGOT

    -DOLLAR 22'S YEEERRRRROOOOO!!!!!

    -AFRICAN NIGGAS ON THE AVE WITH THE BOOTLEGS, CHEA!
     
  3. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    -Top Pop, City Soda (c'mon dogs, you've gotta name the brands)

    -Racking 4 2 Litres from the dollar store because I'm a wholesome looking whiteboy.

    -Shorties getting tossed out of their liquor spot at 4am asking you for a place to crash.

    -Denying said girls because they're, well, hoodrats. The bad kind. You know the type.

    (on some 3rd grade shit)

    -Playing video games at the local Sears because your parents are too broke to buy you the system

    -Scrambled egg tacos.

    -Used condoms in your elementry school playground.

    -You boy's heroin addict parents forcing you to give your Slurpee to their dog.

    -Breaking your same boy's nose with his dad's shotgun in 5th grade because you just watched the part in Tombstone where Wyatt Earp is smashing faces on horseback.

    -Having a paper route and the older kids showing you porn when you go up the door to collect.

    -Climbing on strip club roof's with makeshift ladders to see if you can get a peek.

    -Getting a peek.

    -Getting chased of that same roof.

    -"Stranger danger" alerts.



    Yeah, growing up dirt poor was good fucking times.
     
  4. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    -99 cent arizona ice tees

    - lil chubbys

    - beef patty with cheese on a roll

    - smoking blunts in building hallways

    - champion hoodies

    - lucci spots

    - one arcade machine infront of the lucci spot with a million tags on it, a dead roach in the sceen, and 20 niggas around it smoking lucci's

    -the whole block sharing one bike

    - cd player with a speaker plugged into it

    - buying all your batterys from some guy on the train

    - bootlegs

    - putting baby powder on your chest and armpits in the summer

    - the fire hydrant pool

    - The dollar menu

    - 2 blunts out of one dime
     
  5. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    8 year old children yelling at you for being white....


    people wonder why im such a dick these days....
     
  6. someone

    someone Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 786 Likes Received: 0
    -mc chicken's from the dollar menu
    -40oz from corner stores all over
    -partying on the roofs of the project buildings
    -the one homeless guy/bum everyone in your hood knows
    and the only reason i didn't starve everynight
    -grandma's home made cooking
     
  7. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Im thankful for jack in the box tacos, if it werent for them i would have starved everytime i ran low on funds.
     
  8. bigmoondog

    bigmoondog New Jack

    Joined: Jan 19, 2005 Messages: 13 Likes Received: 0
    dont let MOP catch you on pipkin ave with the bootlegs yo!
     
  9. colt45oe800

    colt45oe800 Member

    Joined: Feb 15, 2002 Messages: 828 Likes Received: 0
    -32 ounces of malt liquor for a buck or a 22 your choice

    -$3 Heroes that are big enough to be split into two meals

    -Sandwich spot that takes stamps for anything

    -Crackhead comedy- guy swears he owns the burned down building and he'll give it to you for $4 then admits he just needs to get some weed.

    -The number sheets on the counter at the bodega

    ...
     
  10. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Oh, and seeing as though I've lived off govt. aide and lived around highbrow motheruckers I'll say this much:

    Almost every girl in the suburbs smells like shampoo, new car, and body spray all rolled into one. I can't deny I like suburban girls...
     
  11. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Either 12oz or my internet is seriously fucking up tonite. God god dammit dammit!!!

    :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
     
  12. PUMPKIN ESCOBAR

    PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2004 Messages: 2,443 Likes Received: 34
    I tell ya, some of them over do it with that body spary shit. This one chick who sits next to me in class, basically empties half the spray bottle on herself and then proceeds to dump an ungodly amount of tropical lotion crap all over her arms and hands. Shit smells so strong it makes my head spin.
     
  13. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    --- momma openin the stove for heat when i was a kid.

    --- high dive contest at the pubic pool and being the only white kid there
     
  14. SayOne

    SayOne Guest

    GUTTYS :king: :king: :king:
    top pop blue flavor is the shit
    homeboy
    good o
    vitarroz
    faygo
    tropical shit from other patin american countries that taste like childrens tylonel(sp?)
     
  15. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    small ass delis down the block where you can get a drink, a wedge, chips, and then get laced with a grip of fresh fruit for like $4.

    Knock-off fucking everything.

    Hearing "I got what you need my man." Every other block.

    People setting up their goods and shit on the side of the road on folding tables. "Free" shit is just awesome.

    Alleyways smelling like piss during the summer. (not really something that I miss or like.)

    At the same time... pissing out of your window into the alleyway,
     
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