Guest Wilt Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 ok...so im broke...my roommate is out of town...and i have no food...i wanted to make cookies but we have very little butter with no eggs...does that stop wilter?hell no! i took the cookie mix...which is powder...some water..and what butter we had...threw it in a bowl..mixed it up..threw it in the freezer a few minutes...and VOILA im eating like some cookie paste time shit...ive makde rice-a-roni with hotdog slices....hamburger helper with chicken...tons of other shit...anyone know some dope ghetto food recipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 my friend was putting himself through medical school and living in a crack house. he had some tales of geto ass foods. the one i remember the most was his make shift nachos from 7-11. reecipie: free soda crackers free mustard free relish viola, nacho alla geto living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 nah man you by the fritos from 7 11 open that bad boy up. then go to the free cheese and chili and pour it straight in the bag(look out the stuff is usually hotso get a paper towel or somthin)badabing bada boom! as for the hamburger helper with chicken, that soudns super good.:p :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 will smith is ghetto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 ^^^True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 #3 Ghetto Food BARBEQUE PORKRHINES HO'S! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 i call it fuckthelakers ala king marinate some chicken in itialian dressing, then make some pasta and then when the lakers win, throw that shit against the wall and scream obceneties,i.e fuck you kobe you fucking crybaby faggot! shaq i will eat your children and punch you in the pussy! feel free to add your own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 How to eat ghetto - Ramen noodles with barbeque-sauce packets and no seasoning mix. - Bagels eaten in the isle at Shoprite. - Lemon pepper straight out the bottle. - Cereal w/orange juice (not recommended). - Pickles and cheese from the 7-11 condiment stand. - Free crackers from the salad bar at grocery stores. - 1 piece of bread torn in half with a cheese slice and ketchup. - Buffet tables in high-rise office buildings you don't belong in. - Hotel banquets. - Candy at banks. - Sugar water popsicles. ...I've kept it fairly real in my day. Act like ya' know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Re: How to eat ghetto Originally posted by Ted Wakowski - Bagels eaten in the isle at Shoprite. - Buffet tables in high-rise office buildings you don't belong in. - Hotel banquets. - Sugar water popsicles. ...I've kept it fairly real in my day. Act like ya' know. yeeeeeeeeeeah ted yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 dam buffets in buildings you dont belong in. that seems liek the way for me. preach it brother ted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Whos down with the 'wish sandwich' ???!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 kool-aid sammiches! beeeeeelieve it, i aaaaattteeeeee em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Ghetto Hot Cakes: U will need: 5 slices wonder bread (per person) Frying Pan Oil Sugar Syrup Instructions: 1. Prepare bread by cutting into circles 2. Put oil in Heated Pan 3. Add Bread - Allow to Fry 4. While Bread Frie's place sugar on top 5. Flip Bread Over 6. Serve Bread with Kool Aid a.k.a. Sugar Water 7. Enjoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest Ghetto Hot Cakes: U will need: 5 slices wonder bread (per person) Frying Pan Oil Sugar Syrup Instructions: 1. Prepare bread by cutting into circles 2. Put oil in Heated Pan 3. Add Bread - Allow to Fry 4. While Bread Frie's place sugar on top 5. Flip Bread Over 6. Serve Bread with Kool Aid a.k.a. Sugar Water 7. Enjoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 while my moms leave me with no money for a month i enjoy eating: mustard sandwiches mustard on crackers no matter how poor you are, you always have mustard. frezing juice to make it last longer i plan on eating "hook" style when i move out. ill just imagine the food is there and maybe it will appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 air biscuits :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Tostinos pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy while my moms leave me with no money for a month i enjoy eating: mustard sandwiches mustard on crackers no matter how poor you are, you always have mustard. frezing juice to make it last longer i plan on eating "hook" style when i move out. ill just imagine the food is there and maybe it will appear. Well I like eating mustard on biscuits and killing people with my slingblade.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 tostitos and salsa and mozerella cheeze all together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 microwave some water, then just add catchup= tomato soup. or cold refried beans, corn chowder, any soup with corn, corn out of a can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 This thread should be called 'lazy bum white boy food', not ghetto food.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 here's some ghetto eatin' class... biggest slurpee in a non-see through cup whatever food stuff you can fit in the cup slurpee yum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Originally posted by Rodney Trotter This thread should be called 'lazy bum white boy food', not ghetto food.:D how does the word ghetto attach a racial flag?thats some good stuff you cats got going....ill have to try it...ive eaten bread on hamburger buns for days straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Steal Poptarts and the squeeze icing. Apply the icing and you have made cake. Mmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie here's some ghetto eatin' class... biggest slurpee in a non-see through cup whatever food stuff you can fit in the cup slurpee yum... ahhhhh word , and whatever you put in there is nicely chilled to perfection on a hot day... or soggy , either way , good eatin . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Sadly enough all this "ghetto food" talk is getting me really hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Originally posted by Wilt ive makde rice-a-roni with hotdog slices....hamburger helper with chicken... your striaght cause thats not ghetto food... now sugar water and ketchup sandwiches or hot bread is a whole different story talk to me when your really broke your boy will have you eatin like a king *edit* upon further investigation into the replies in this thread it looks like your already eatin like a king... im gonna have to try that hot cakes recipe me an my boy used to eat ramen noodles raw heh... its bland but barable cause we aint have nothin to heat up the water with so when it was lunch or dinner we'd just grab a package outta this bin with like a million other kinds of soups that prolly cost 7 bucks for the whole bin, and would eat the hard noodles like a bigass cracker. heh there was all different types of flavoured noodles in there like they dont all taste the same in the fist place without the mix... "imma eat spicey chicken today" "i got the beef" "mmm you should try the beef" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Originally posted by platapie i call it fuckthelakers ala king marinate some chicken in itialian dressing, then make some pasta and then when the lakers win, throw that shit against the wall and scream obceneties,i.e fuck you kobe you fucking crybaby faggot! shaq i will eat your children and punch you in the pussy! feel free to add your own :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 List A hot dogs cooked breakfast sausages cooked bacon seconds salami spam toasted bread chunks List B cooked pasta cooked rice potatoe slices List C canned peas, carrots, corn, onions, mushrooms, broccoli, etc. frozen " fresh "+celery, greens, brussel sprout leaves, peppers, chilis, zucchini, summer squash, etc. cheese+bottled lemon juice or vinegar take one or more handfulls from one or more of the ingredients in each of the above lists, remembering only one ingredient from list B is necessary, all others are optional. mix with a simple gravy (milk, stock, wine flavored, whatever(see Cooking with Are 2)*), or cream of whatever soup. cook in a 350-400F oven until done (a golden crust appears on top). *cheese/acid is added after gravy has thickened some on the stovetop and has been removed from heat. this can be any cheese of your liking, i prefer fake velveeta for that for real ghetto ass flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "If we had some eggs, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some ham." -bandmate of Henry Rollins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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