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getting your bag diddled by a stranger

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Apr 1, 2004.

  1. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    yep, waiting around after school chattin' it up with some
    ladies from class tonight, and while standing around, this focking guy waltzes up from nowhere with lightning speed and diddles my
    motherfocking scrotum sack(through my pants). i didn't even have time to react
    it happened so fast. and dude had sound effects to boot(kind of a high
    pitched, super fast "boppity-bop!" as he diddled). i couldn't believe it..
    he just straight up walked right up behind me, stuck his arm between my
    legs and gave me a friggin' diddle as he walked by.
    the complete absurdity of it all donned
    on me within seconds, and, as such, a nonchalant 'what the fuck' washed
    over me. i can see how this would piss somebody off real bad, but i didn't feel like kicking this guys ass at all, it was just
    too fucking absurd and ridiculous, plus he vanished almost as fast.
    when i got home i told my girl what happened and we both agreed that
    planet earth is really quite fucking amazing.
     
  2. -J.Handsome-

    -J.Handsome- Member

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  3. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    How exactly does one go about 'diddling'?
    No matter your answer that is one odd occurance.
    You know this guy at all or was it completely random?
     
  4. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    you shouldve fucked him up, you get no respect
     
  5. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    one time i was pathetically lost at a stadium concert in high-school, looking for my friends. i was drinking a huge coke. a hippie girl approaches.

    "can i have some of your drink?"

    "it's all ice," i say.

    "can i have some of your ice?"

    "sure," i say weirded out. she takes like 7 ice cubes from my cup, and looking like a chipmunk, hands me back my cup and then grabs a whole handfull of my nuts as if she were just "inspecting," then walked on her jolly, hippy way.
     
  6. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    i'm definitely one to shake hands or give high fives to complete strangers, but sack-groping? that's something i would punch my best friend for.
     
  7. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    nope, random, totally random. unless this, gasp, this dude 'planned'
    this. yikes, i don't want to go there.
    i don't know how you diddle somebody man, all i know is i got diddled.
    palestineguy, i don't need your stinkin' respect.
    oh, it wasn't a 'grope' as such, that to me implies a grab of some
    sort. this was a...diddle.
    haha, tearz knows the feeling...sort of.
     
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    wha......that's fucking strange
     
  9. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I one time went to some stupid school where it was mostly white people who were alternative and borderline gay. A few years later, I saw one of the students on the subway platform with a jersey (it looked like one of those new york hardcore jerseys, or whatever) that had the word ‘diddler’ on the back of it, where it should say a last name. I hear he’s still alive. I was too far to even catch up and sock him onetime, for his own good. Ignorant idiot!
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73

    It's because he knew you were Browner.
     
  11. The Dude

    The Dude Elite Member

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    crazy bro. whats "diddle" mean?
     
  12. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311

    ubertone!
     
  13. beardo

    beardo Guest

    you got punk'd
     
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    Haha, that'd be fucked if Ashton did that to some celeb.

    Edit: that's a damned funny show by the way, one of the only one's I'll actually watch tv for.
     
  15. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    i agree, not anything gay like chappelle and wild boys
     
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