mr_president Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 have any of you been published before? done a book or got a oem published? id kind of like to get published in a poem book for one of my poems, how would i go about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 no one is going to publish your stupid ass poem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 If it's as good as the one you posted on here, then brace yourself for a lot of laughing in your face..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 im published, hahhaa. seriously. an AIDS thing i did. i was told its suppose to look good on applications, but ive never written it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 he posted one on here ? link me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 yo tease lets hear some of your poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 haha., ive worked for a couple publishers in the past, so please believe me when i say....... you will never be published. the only possible way is if you get in on of those huge editions of poetry that have like 5000 poems in them, thats basically just a scam, because you have to pay 50 bucks to get a copy of the fuckin book. so yea, you should look into one of those maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 post the poem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 step 1 don't suck and stop being such a waste of oxygen flapping gums wigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 I could have your words published next month for only 50 dollars.(well concealed cash payment only) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 i am published. in 5th grade we all had to write haikus. then the teacher sent them off to be submitted for a childrens poetry book. like 5 people in my class got in the book. it was a pretty good book and weird seeing me and my classmates in the book. but yeah i think the book was like $50 for a fairly small book. looking back on it they probably publish alot of them, and then figure that just by having 500 poems practically guarantees 500 sold right off the bat. i dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 and 500 books x $50 comes out to what kids? $25,000? I think i just had an idea. Be back soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Step 1: Don't live with your parents. People like struggling poets, not someone talking about how moms mixed up your colored and whites. Step 2: Write about something people will actually want to pick up. Not "I B TEASER: Chronicles of an American Wigger." Volume 1: Mom's Cooking. Step 3: Submit your garbage to a company. Rinse and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del im published, hahhaa. seriously. an AIDS thing i did. i was told its suppose to look good on applications, but ive never written it down. you have aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Poem? http://www.comicsetc.com/images/th2_24867533.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe blow Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president id kind of like to get published in a poem book for one of my poems, how would i go about that? omg... omg... OMG... YOU NEED TO BE LITERTE TO BE PUBLISHED YOU FUCKING ANIMAL OF A LOSER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 literte huh? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 you guys are some haters... :nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL no one is going to publish your stupid ass poem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by Glik0 Step 2: Write about something people will actually want to pick up. Not "I B TEASER: Chronicles of an American Wigger." Volume 1: Mom's Cooking. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahazhahahhaahhahahahahahahaahahhahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by joe blow omg... omg... OMG... YOU NEED TO BE LITERTE TO BE PUBLISHED YOU FUCKING ANIMAL OF A LOSER. hyp·o·crite ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hp-krt) n. 1. A person given to hypocrisy. 2. The person responsible for the above post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Tease just post your poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 fuck yall haters, i think my poems good, if you stupid fucks would read it and think about what the fuck its saying, you'd agree... and if not FUCK YALL ANYWAYS!!! WHEN I DIE TELL THE TRUTH TELL MY STORY TO THE YOUTH LET MY ACTIONS BE MY VOICE YES OR NO ITS MY CHOICE LIVE AND LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES LIVE TO DIE BUT STAY ALIVE THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 ahahahahahahaha oh my god thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty ive worked for a couple publishers in the past I would be interested to know what you learned about publishing and getting published. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456 Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/hiimtease.gif'> fuck yall haters, i think my poems good, if you stupid fucks would read it and think about what the fuck its saying, you'd agree... and if not FUCK YALL ANYWAYS!!! WHEN I DIE TELL THE TRUTH TELL MY STORY TO THE YOUTH LET MY ACTIONS BE MY VOICE YES OR NO ITS MY CHOICE LIVE AND LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES LIVE TO DIE BUT STAY ALIVE THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE... AhAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 28, 2003 Author Share Posted July 28, 2003 ^^^^^^^^^ real funny, ya loser... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 You is teh lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 that poem was pretty weak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 try writing about life experiences... i'll do one off the top of my head cocaine powder blood clots nose bleed passed out bathtub sweet dreams awakened to roomservice 3:00 a.m. night shift message bored lame topics where has 12 oz gone? shit hole lame posts commit suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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