-KARMA- Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Does anyone here know of a good way to sneak out of a 2nd story window but be able to come in later. I have thought of rigging a pully system but that won't work because i have no anchor for it. i have also considered to use my dads emergency escape ladder but since its made of chains, it would defineately wake the rents up. I guess i could invest in a non chain ladder but something thts cheaper would be best. Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 get a fucking piece of rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 just jump you pussy, the sidewalk will break your fall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-KARMA- Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 yeah, i could jump it, i've jumped this high before, but i couldn't get back up then and i have nowhere to tight the rope. anyone know how to get it to grip to the windowsill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 use the front door. afraid to wake the parents up? move out. you must be under 16 years old. if you are in your 20's and sneaking out of the house still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 that is an easy option, it wont hurt that bad but then you couldnt get back up. do you live in an apt. or is your bedroom just on the second floor of your house cuz if its a house sneak out the damn door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-KARMA- Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 i am under 16. But the window would be the best because my parents room goes beep beep beep when the front opens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-KARMA- Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 i guess i could tape the button thing down so the beeper thing thinks the doors always closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeakSauce Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 you probably shouldnt sneak out, what if your mom wakes up and sees youre not there. she might get really worried about you and when you get back you could be GROUNDED. uh-oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 is there a roof near your window or is it a straight drop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 dont sneak out just stick to day bombing your local legal wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 if you're already 15 and haven't yet figured out how to sneak out of the house then you suck at being a teenager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 yknow what man, fuck it, just go out. if its pussy youre after its worth it to get grounded for. if you are going to engage in an activity where you have the possibility of getting in trouble for it, make sure whatever you are doing is worth the punishment you may or may not receive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 bed sheets or just tape down the thing that makes the beeper go off or go out through your first floor bathroom or kitchen window or use the basement door or stop sucking at being a teenager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Karma go to the local army navy store and get a rope ladder. Or just man the fuck up and sock your Pops in the mouth and lay down the law. and if your moms dont like it just fuck the bitch half to death shell get with the program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 just start drugging you parents keep them so doped up they don't know what the hell is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Nice^^^^^ or you could just kill them and do whatever the fuck you want you can have hoes over and stay out late. you never have to do homework or chores man. do it up. post pictures afterwards none of us will tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 what is this.. help a 12 yr old break out the house thread? man grow some balls just walk out the door. or buy a jetpack. dont forget to get some mufflers so shit dont wake up the rents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 yeah, get a rope ladder. or a grappling gun. man, i've always wanted one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 you actin likea lil beetch right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 http://www.stungunsandtasers.com/ninja-gear.htm THESE THREE ITEMS WILL SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS.. LET THE DRUNKEN NINJA BECOME YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 start a relationship with a lonely teacher and murder your parents, while they're sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-KARMA- Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 haha ninjas rule!, i got it worked out though. i already taped the buzzer down. I'll be out and about tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 damn beeper on the front door thats rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 i still say be a ninja.. i had the boot and hand spikes last year and the grappling hook...shit was fun as hell.. till i traded them for a turntable mixer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MAR Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 ^^^You got shafted. A real ninja would have killed the guy, stole his mixer and porked his girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 don't forget the obligatory ninja sounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Feb 11 2006, 07:49 PM i still say be a ninja.. i had the boot and hand spikes last year and the grappling hook...shit was fun as hell.. till i traded them for a turntable mixer Quoted post i got the grappling hook, the shoes would be an awesome addition though. Thanks Moogle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourladyqueenofsorrows Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 They've got some crazy lookin' stuff on that site. Those boots are awesome. I could use those in the winter when I'm trying to walk to work. I think I'm going to order up some of those throwing stars too. You never know when you might need 'em. Moogle is the finder of awesome things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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