By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

Getting Laid

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Dec 28, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Hello, and welcome back... It's been a long time... I have realized recently in the first of these threads I presented what amounted to a patchwork of ideas and what I thought of at that time regarding a mans never ending quest to get laid. But it wasn't really anything useful, and I'd be surprised if it got anyone laid. So what I propose here is a more systematic approach, that will hopefully help a few of the new crop of ouncers [and tease] who didn't pay attention the first time...

    Lesson 1: Introduction to scoringology

    Women, understanding them:
    Repeat after me "I will never understand women!" This is true, you'll never have anything approaching a substantial knowledge of what makes women tick. Understand that first off, and become comfortable with the fact that you'll never be able to figure out where they're coming from is essential if you plan to have successful interactions with them. Every woman [like every man] is completely different, with a completely different personality and completely different wants and needs.
    What you can have, and what you'll need, if you intend to get laid [or get what you want from women or people in general], is an understanding of how to interact with them. It is a superficial knowledge, but you need an adequate working knowledge of what it takes to get women to sleep with you. In other words, you need to understand the reaction you will get to your actions, and what that reaction means as far as your next step. It will be different for every woman, but you will tend to see certain things that usually work, and you will learn to adapt to a situation.
    You will learn through failure, when you begin you will do the wrong thing most of the time. But you will learn by elimination what not to do. You will also learn from success, what works one time you will try again, until it fails, then you will begin to understand why it failed, and why it worked the first time. The more adept you become, the easier it will be to chose the right step for the right situation. And when you have reached a certain level of understanding, even if you are in an unfamiliar situation and you do not know what todo, you will adapt to it. But this is far away young grasshopper, let us begin with something easier.

    The toolbox approach:
    Attempting to get laid is like attempting to build or fix something. You need certain tools to get the job done. Some tools are necessary on all jobs [these are like safety goggles, or gloves], some jobs require different tools depending on the job. For instance fixing a toaster requires different tools from fixing a sink. You wont be using a pipe snake on the toaster, you wont be using a soldering iron on the sink. Similarly, you won't be using a technique that works with some women on other women, the same techniques don't work for different women. The thing is that the same tools work for a lot of women and they are interchangeable in some instances. We'll get to that.
    What I intend to give the users of 12oz is a system [a toolbox if you will] which can break down any situation and come out on top [no pun intended]. And like I said before, if you don't have the right tools, you'll know how to adapt to the situation by chaning up what you do have.

    Power, you need it:
    Every interpersonal relationship is a game for control. Romantic relations are no exception, every relationship is about who can dominate the other person in order to get what they want. Even if both people want the same thing, how that gets accomplished etc, is still up for grabs. Everything is power and control, live with it. Somebody tells you "I don't care about power" they're lying to you, or they don't know it. These people are out for power too, they just get it by pretending not to play. In order to get a woman to sleep with you you need to have the power in the relationship. I don't mean power as in I will take it whether you want me to or not, this is the wrong kind of power. I mean power to dictate how the relationship commences.
    In order to get this power, you need to do one thing and one thing only, you need to convince the woman that she wants/needs you more than you want/need her. This is it, this is the key every time, the person who is wanted/needed has the power. I'll give you some truth right off about convincing her that she wants/needs you more, its not true, its a sham, every woman could go out and find somebody else quickly and with little or no effort. Could you? The fact that you're reading this tells me no, the fact that you're not getting laid right now tells me no. Women start off with the power, your goal is to take it back. You do that by using the tools I'll give you, and once you have it, the rest is bedsheets.

    Stay tuned...
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    dont forget my $0.02......

    Motive and Opportunity

    * oh.... and that champage can turn any event into a celebration.
  3. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I expect a "Kilo's $0.02" after every lesson...
  4. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    can we get piks of some of the broads you've bagged? cuz you sound full of yourself.

    i could pull girls anytime i wanted if i tried, i just dont put in the effort cuz im lazy. but i know i could do it.

    anyone can, if they just get out there and try. after that, its all about your odds, eventually anyone will run into some chick that think's they're cute or finds something about them that will enable them to fuck the girl.


    /staying tuned though. :lol:
  5. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    yes and no tease.

    Sure you claim that you could go and get some girl if you wanted to,
    and I believe that anyone can, but it's just like shooting a 3pointer....
    If you are in practice it will be a lot easier to do, and you can do it under pressure.
    How about another metaphor..... Say you are afraid of public speaking.
    The longer you put off doing it the more that fear builds and the harder you think it really is.

    *yeah.... I'm staying tuned too. milton's running this one.
  6. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    agreed'd key.

    practice makes perfect.

    but see you guys think i got like no game once so every or so it seems, and thats not the case at all. im far from a pimp, but i can pull girls if i choose to. and i excel in certain situations over others, but thats everyone.

    its not brain surgery.
  7. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    In hte past this thread had questions and answers, I'll start with tease.

    Q: Can you have 'pics' of broads I've bagged?
    A: No. I am a private person and have the utmost respect for women I've slept with, thus I'm not going to show their faces online. Assume they are ugly if you want it doesn't really matter what you think.

    Q: Am I full of myself?
    A: No, not really. I know what I'm good at, I know what I'm not good at, I am very realistic [if not overly critical] in my understanding of myself.

    Q: Could you [or anybody] pull girls just by putting in effort?
    A: No, I don't believe this at all. I know a lot of guys that put in a lot of effort and end up with nothing. "I could I'm just too lazy" is an excuse for guys who are affraid of putting in the effort and being rejected. From now on say "I could but I'm scared that I will and nothing will happen so I don't even try." It takes more than effort, it takes finesse.

    Q: Is it really 'all about the odds'?
    A: In some respect it is, this will be covered in the tools for every job lesson up next. Every guy can get a woman to sleep with him simply by asking every woman he comes into contact with. However this is highly inefficient, if you had proper technique you could improve those odds tremendously, its not about quantity its about quality.

    Thank you, and stay tuned. Even you could get laid...
  8. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,021 Likes Received: 536
    " Never be ashamed to pay for sex "
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    ^ right on blood!

    I told a friend last year about my first threesome
    and his first question was 'And how much did you pay?'

    he wasnt kidding.
  10. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    this thread is a comedy goldmine.

    giving: couldn't pull a girl if he had a towtruck.
  11. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    this is what its all about:


  12. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 1,319 Likes Received: 1
    Dear lord! You boys are hilarious. Milton, I love these threads, I get a kick out of your "self help book" -isque writing.

    Look, I dont fully understand women, and I AM one. Girls can be fucking nutcases, we become emotional freaks when it comes to trying to attract others, I wont lie.

    Anyway, my point of view on how to score? Have a damn personality, have interests, goals, ambitions. Youll score with the top mamas if you have something to talk about other than hustling and smoking weed.
    UNLESS.. you want to fuck potheads and girls who live with their parents with no jobs at 25. Then, go on with your badself and talk about drinking 40s and building gravity bongs in your bathroom sink.
    See, its not really about being smooth and looking suave. Its about having sex appeal, good personality traits and just being a good person wholely.

    ...okay.. so you say that Im a weird fuckin exception for a chick? Damn, youre ass meets the wrrrrrrrrong girls then. Cause Im perfect. Just kidding, seriously.
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    dang, this thread just reminds me that I ain't been laid in a bit. That needs to change.
  14. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,021 Likes Received: 536
  15. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    yeah... I'm having a bit of a dry spell myself but it's self-imposed.
    Now before everyone yells bullshit! at a 'self-imposed' dry spell,
    just consider that I dont want to go back to where I've already been
    even if it would be easy to do so (and a sure thing).
    Probably wise advice.