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getting fat

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    as most of you should know i quit smoking a little while ago, and took up power eating instead. well, after being steamlined my whole life i'm getting thicker by the day. had to buy new jeans the other week cos the old ones didn't fit any more, and these new ones are beginning to get tighter as well. i shaved my beard recently to reveal what appears to be a second chin developing. hopefully by the end of the year i will warrant a visit from richard simmons with a crane to lift off a wall of my house.
     
  2. dirtydoses

    dirtydoses Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2002 Messages: 6,002 Likes Received: 254
    its cool, fat is the new black.
     
  3. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    STOP NOW OR YOU WILL REGRET IT
     
  4. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    FAT IS SO MUCH HARDER TO TAKE OFF THAN IT IS TO PUT ON
     
  5. Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally

    Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Senior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2006 Messages: 1,015 Likes Received: 0
    They coolest and funniest people i know are fat cats.
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    here we golet me see that tootsie rollto the left to the leftto the right to the rightto the front to the frontto the back to the backnow dip baby diplet me see that tootsie roll
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    makros knows what's up, bitches.
     
  8. La Niser

    La Niser Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2006 Messages: 100 Likes Received: 0
    and you will end up on TLC "800 lb man
     
  9. HydrogenPeroxide

    HydrogenPeroxide Elite Member

    Joined: May 1, 2006 Messages: 2,672 Likes Received: 88
    haha, holy shit that was funny, makros.

    losing weight is easy. its just the discipline that it takes to do it thats hard.
     
  10. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    Not me, I'm getting skinnier, I drink like an animal and I just had a Peanut Butter, Cheddar/Sour Cream Potato Chip and Bacon sandwich... Mmmm, good stuff! (plus another 4 slices of bacon and an open faced peanutbutter sandwich...)

    I'm wearing my dress pants from like 5 years ago, which kicks ass with all the mosquitos but I still don't have to sweat it if I tear them up!
     
  11. The Man with the Answers

    The Man with the Answers Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 781 Likes Received: 2
    I've worn a size 36 since high school... how I fit in them depends how much I'm drinking/ doing coke that month
     
  12. madsencarl

    madsencarl Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 3, 2006 Messages: 2,059 Likes Received: 62
    butter, peanut butter, and bacon sandwich.
     
  13. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    Ain't that the truth.


    Since I'm outside for most of the day (pushing carts), I eat salad every day. /no homo.

    I figured it'll somewhat make me shed a few pounds even though I drink a little every other day. Coke on the other hand...:lol:
     
  14. defyoner

    defyoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
  15. Deptronik

    Deptronik Member

    Joined: Jun 13, 2005 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 2
    ...this wouldn't be a problem fi you knew how to be handsome with it =). when i quit smoking *i still smoke, relapsed about a year ago* i didn't put on any weight....i simply exchanged smoking...for training. instead of munching down doritos or even fruits. i would chugg a whole glass of milk and one of those tiny barely there light as air health bars, the ones that taste like chalk. they keep you from getting hungry even though you're quitting and rid of that oral fixiation smoking causes...and, if you tend to hit the gym, the chalk flavored 'candy bars' actually let you work out longer...making you lose weight more effectively. now a days, i'm the same as back then...but smoking now. hah. isn't it ironic...don't you think?
     
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