Abracadabra Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 as most of you should know i quit smoking a little while ago, and took up power eating instead. well, after being steamlined my whole life i'm getting thicker by the day. had to buy new jeans the other week cos the old ones didn't fit any more, and these new ones are beginning to get tighter as well. i shaved my beard recently to reveal what appears to be a second chin developing. hopefully by the end of the year i will warrant a visit from richard simmons with a crane to lift off a wall of my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 its cool, fat is the new black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 STOP NOW OR YOU WILL REGRET IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 FAT IS SO MUCH HARDER TO TAKE OFF THAN IT IS TO PUT ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 They coolest and funniest people i know are fat cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 here we golet me see that tootsie rollto the left to the leftto the right to the rightto the front to the frontto the back to the backnow dip baby diplet me see that tootsie roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 4, 2006 Author Share Posted July 4, 2006 makros knows what's up, bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 STOP NOW OR YOU WILL REGRET IT and you will end up on TLC "800 lb man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 haha, holy shit that was funny, makros. losing weight is easy. its just the discipline that it takes to do it thats hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Not me, I'm getting skinnier, I drink like an animal and I just had a Peanut Butter, Cheddar/Sour Cream Potato Chip and Bacon sandwich... Mmmm, good stuff! (plus another 4 slices of bacon and an open faced peanutbutter sandwich...) I'm wearing my dress pants from like 5 years ago, which kicks ass with all the mosquitos but I still don't have to sweat it if I tear them up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I've worn a size 36 since high school... how I fit in them depends how much I'm drinking/ doing coke that month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 butter, peanut butter, and bacon sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I've worn a size 36 since high school... how I fit in them depends how much I'm drinking/doing coke that month Ain't that the truth. Since I'm outside for most of the day (pushing carts), I eat salad every day. /no homo. I figured it'll somewhat make me shed a few pounds even though I drink a little every other day. Coke on the other hand...:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 bad. swif. bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ...this wouldn't be a problem fi you knew how to be handsome with it =). when i quit smoking *i still smoke, relapsed about a year ago* i didn't put on any weight....i simply exchanged smoking...for training. instead of munching down doritos or even fruits. i would chugg a whole glass of milk and one of those tiny barely there light as air health bars, the ones that taste like chalk. they keep you from getting hungry even though you're quitting and rid of that oral fixiation smoking causes...and, if you tend to hit the gym, the chalk flavored 'candy bars' actually let you work out longer...making you lose weight more effectively. now a days, i'm the same as back then...but smoking now. hah. isn't it ironic...don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Not me, I'm getting skinnier, I drink like an animal and I just had a Peanut Butter, Cheddar/Sour Cream Potato Chip and Bacon sandwich... Mmmm, good stuff! (plus another 4 slices of bacon and an open faced peanutbutter sandwich...) I'm wearing my dress pants from like 5 years ago, which kicks ass with all the mosquitos but I still don't have to sweat it if I tear them up! I used to be the skinny kid in high school (5'11", 140 lb) that everyone wanted to beat up....till I threw a desk at some jock. But, I digress here. Over time, I gradually gained weight, and by the time I was 26, I tipped the scales at just under 200 lb. and looked...strange. Well, I sure wasn't used to it, anyway. Now, here's the thing. In the past five years, I've lost about 35 pounds. My habits haven't changed, besides the fact that I eat less and walk everywhere...but, that shouldn't account for the 35 lb. I've lost. I'm not complaining...I can wear tight pants now! (It's a joke.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 i feel your paint abra. gettin fatter sucks but i cant be fucked doing anyting about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azerks Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 spoken like a true fatty^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CANTREACHEACH Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 yooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 all i do at work in my down time is eat.. and internet like i am right now.. but yeah im 5'10 185lbs.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 meg: brian your look great have you lost weight? brian: yeah meg: you have to tell me your secret brian: heres a clue...PUT DOWN THE FORK, FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I don't have money for food, so I'm getting thinner! You just have to get used to the daily hunger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 THE WORST FOOD IS ALSO ALWAYS THE CHEAPEST... SO WHEN YOU'RE BROKE AND OR POOR... YOU REALLY HAVE IT BAD... 25 CENTS CHIPS ANYONE?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 age means food sticks to you more. I have the worst kind of fat... only on my beer belly. the rest of me is normal/thin. what should I do??? Quit beer? HAHA! no way. I run and play football but I still can`t lose the beer belly. Fack. age sux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 im getting thicker..and i can afford it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I've apparently lost about 8 pounds in the last month and a half. Beats the fuck out of me how it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I was 4'10" 80 pounds in 9th grade started growing in 10th and came back in 11th, 5'10" 140lb. Stayed the same since. I was 155 when i worked out in israel but that came off when I stopped working out. I have a similar story to shai I was picked in 9th on until I beat up a pair of twins who together probably weighed at the time 4 times me. Threw one into a filing cabinet and punched the other in the nuts. Not one of my proudest moments but I stand by my move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I just had a Peanut Butter, Cheddar/Sour Cream Potato Chip and Bacon sandwich... Mmmm, good stuff! (plus another 4 slices of bacon and an open faced peanutbutter sandwich...) Yikes..sure you're not preggers? The lack of pickles is shocking, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 binge and throw up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I used to have a bit of a problem with blow when I was younger. when I finally cleaned up, I automatically put on 50lbs out of nowhere. shit came from totally off the radar. then I found myself drinking a lot more than I would before and growing a major ber belly. put on like 100lbs over the space of a year and a half without hardly noticing. shit blows. I still work out as much as I did. eat well. just stuck being a fatty now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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