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Getting fat for the beach

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, May 14, 2004.

  1. Getting fat for the beach

    Discussion started by imported_Tesseract - May 14, 2004

    You know how everyone gets a bit ashamed for their body just before summer?
    Girls start the crazy creams, gym, proper bikini shaving and stuff and guys start working out like they're mutherfuckin j,diamond pushups, planches, the whole nine.
    Well i have a surprise for you this summer...i'm growing a beerbelly that will crash all competition...honestly, when you hear 'sixpack' you think of abs or beer?


    point made
     
  2. <KEY3>

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    <KEY3> - Replied May 14, 2004

    I am J.Diamond!

    and please believe this ninja used to walk around with a keg!
     
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  3. High Priest

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    High Priest - Replied May 14, 2004

    I live by the beach, but thanks to my "skinny ass shit, runs in the family" genes, im not too worried about my appearance..at least waist wise. Besides a stomach full of beer is better then a fixed diet that helps you "keep toned", even if it is "for the ladys" as most people would like you to think.
     
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    imported_dowmagik - Replied May 14, 2004

    ive gained about 25lbs over the past year, lord knows im ready.
     
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    Vanity - Replied May 14, 2004

    talk to me when you can comb your back hair amatuer
     
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    BROWNer - Replied May 14, 2004

    this is the worse shape i've been in my whole life.
    it ain't that bad, but guts on skinny dudes..wack.
     
  7. imported_Tesseract - Replied May 14, 2004

    haha, i'm like that. I've gained weight but you cant really see it with clothes...my girl is fuckin tripping on me, all the other girls recognise i'm a bit more 'solid' than before and they seem to like it but only she can enjoy the true merrits i hide under that shirt, hahahahahaaha
     
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    CRAMPS - Replied May 14, 2004

    man im just straight fat..

    though i have been lifting for the past 5 or 6 months just to get my arms all buff n shit.. tryin tho look like POPEYE...also helps witht he drummin.but im keeping my tummy..mmmm tummy.
    there is a six pack..its just behind the keg.




    LOOK OUT ITALY BEACHES HERE I COME!!!
     
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    Pilau Hands - Replied May 14, 2004

    skinny dudes with the ponch club
     
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    Yep, I resolved 3 months ago to start doing situps every day.

    That went to shit. I don’t know why, though? :confused: I go to the gym regularly, yet the exercises I never end up doing are the for the stomach.

    I think it may be a subconscious thing…I don’t wanna see the guy go.
     
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    Devilush - Replied May 14, 2004

    o man. i went to the doctor yesterday and come to find out i gained like 5 pounds. time to cut down on them sweets. :nope:
     
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  12. imported_El Mamerro - Replied May 14, 2004

    I've gained 15 this year and it's mostly settled in a lovely little beer paunch, the rest is generally spread out so I don't look skinny anymore. I'm loving it.
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied May 14, 2004

    dance away the fat !!!

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    CinchedWaist - Replied May 14, 2004

    5 pounds?!
    sheeit, i dunno how much i gained from the pill this year...maybe 10?
    something like that, i haven't weighed myself in a minute.
    did wonders for my...assets.:)
     
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  15. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied May 14, 2004

    yeah i remember when my ex went on the pill. she loved how the girls got a little fuller. plus her period was like clockwork...i don't think she complained about any part of it, except having to remember to take it everyday.

    working out isn't for me. i remain a skinny, broad shouldered, slightly ponchy anomaly