casekonly Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 http://www.awolusa.com/ fucking crazy. here's the press release Spirit Partners, Inc. Announces United States License to Market AWOL - Alcohol With Out Liquid NEW YORK - There's a new low-calorie, low-carbohydrate way for adults to consume alcohol in The United States, and you don't even need a glass. It's AWOL, Alcohol With Out Liquid, and for the first time, it is available in The United States after successful debuts in Europe and Asia. Spirit Partners, Inc. announced that it has acquired the exclusive license to market the AWOL technology in the United States, August 20, 2004, at The Trust Lounge in New York's Meat-Packing District. Spirit Partners will sell at least one AWOL dealership in all 50 states. AWOL consists of two components: an oxygen generator and a hand-held vaporizer. Tubes from the generator attach to the vaporizer. The user chooses an 80-proof spirit, which is poured into the vaporizer. Oxygen mixes with the alcohol producing a mist which is inhaled through the mouth. "We are elated to launch AWOL," said Kevin Morse, president of Spirit Partners, Inc. "We are now able to dispel the rumors that have been expressed in some media reports and show that AWOL is simply a fun, new, exciting way for adults to enjoy alcohol in a responsible manner." Alcohol enters the bloodstream through the lungs rather than the stomach making AWOL low calorie and low carbohydrate. The resulting feeling is the same sense of well being an adult gets from consuming alcohol in the traditional manner, only milder. Once the alcohol enters the bloodstream, it affects the body in the same way as drinking alcohol. Additionally, the alcohol leaves the body in the same manner as if it had been consumed by drinking. "One of the ways alcohol leaves the body is through the mouth," Morse said. "Therefore, contrary to reports, the alcohol will definitely register on the Intoxylizer 5000, commonly called the Breathalyzer test which is used by law-enforcement officials to apprehend drivers who are under the influence of alcohol." When used responsibly, there is no evidence to indicate greater risks from using AWOL than consuming alcohol in the traditional way. AWOL should be used no more than two 20-minute sessions within a 24-hour period. "We are not aware of any current evidence to suggest that use of the AWOL machine, in accordance with your advice and instructions, poses particular risks to the user over and above the risks that may be posed by consuming an equivalent amount of alcohol in an equivalent time period in a more traditional way," said Judith Hind of England's Department of Health Alcohol Policy Team. AWOL is intended for patrons of an adult-only facility or people that are at least 21 years old. Patrons should not drive or operate any type of machinery after using AWOL. AWOL units may be purchased directly from Spirit Partners. However, Morse says the company is currently selling exclusive dealerships in all 50 states. Contact Info Kevin Morse Spirit Partners, Inc. (800) 404-2261 __________________________________ i heard of this other technique where you can take a steamer (some call them "crock pots") and a couple of pounds of strawberries and you basically distil the strawberries and consume the distilled stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 I heard this story a few months ago, maybe even last year but I have yet to witness/try it so? I think I heard when the UK was trying to ban it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 SEARCH and on that im gonna get drunk with liquids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 better that than a mosque clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 FUCKING LAME!!! LET'S RE-INVENT THE WHEEL WHILE WE'RE AT IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 as if Mike's Hard Lemonade and Smirnoff Ice wasn't enough!!! FUCKING PUSSY SHIT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 don't knock it until you've gassed a room full of retarded kids into a complete drunken state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Wow I heard of that like about 3 weeks ago, I think it's a dumbass idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 i don't even drink enough to care, but i still think it's kinda cool. think of what's next...putting drugs that make you slightly psychotic onto paper, drugs you can smoke to get high, little balls of compressed powders that make you feel up or down...geez, think of the possibilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVisualAssault Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 i bet i can gas you under the table :lol: get it?...ok no :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 ...is this the same thing as an oxygen bar?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 new technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by porque ...is this the same thing as an oxygen bar?... nah, oxygen bars are different. fucking flavored oxygen...ha! this is alcohol vapors.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 ...oh ok...i could care less for either...just give me a cold pint and i'm fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 the liquid is part of the fun. i'd still give it a try though. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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